Okay, he doesn't ACTUALLY look happy about it. Marco Rubio then: That was back in the day, when Rubio was just saying Trump has a small penis, if you get what he is saying. Marco Rubio now: "I want to be helpful. I don't want to be harmful, because I don't want Hillary Clinton to be president."
One by one, all of those "principled" republicans will come crawling to Trump to lick his Gucci loafers. Because groveling in front of billionaires is what republicans do, right?
Time for little Marco to grab his ankles and be Dirty Donnie's compliant bitch...oh how that must hurt his sense of self worth and dignity amongst other things.....
So, let's work to get a malignant narcissist who can't even keep a casino from bankruptcy into the most powerful position in the world because we can't let a qualified wimmins person have that job.
Memo to Marco: Go dress yourself up in some fishnet stockings, a short skirt and a tight halter top because if you are going to do some whoring for Trump, you might as well dress for the part
Rubio: "Get your Deadpool-sized hands off that thing, Donald - I'm taking care of this job from now on."(I am implying that Marco Rubio is volunteering as Donald Trump's little hand-job bitch, in case that was in any way unclear.)
I must admit, the Republicans understand the power of party unity. They'll come together to figure out the best way to dis-unite the Democrats. Job 1: portray Clinton in whatever way the pollsters say will motivate lots of Democrats to stay home November 8.
Christy will be the court fool.
And true to form, all the good little authoritarians line up to sniff the ass of the dog that took the biggest dump in the middle of the floor.
"principles" are what earns interest.
Well when you put it like that, you can see how he's made the right choice. The alternative is oh so terrifying. /s
that dude is prolly more coherent than any of the Repubs
One by one, all of those "principled" republicans will come crawling to Trump to lick his Gucci loafers. Because groveling in front of billionaires is what republicans do, right?
Time for little Marco to grab his ankles and be Dirty Donnie's compliant bitch...oh how that must hurt his sense of self worth and dignity amongst other things.....
So, let's work to get a malignant narcissist who can't even keep a casino from bankruptcy into the most powerful position in the world because we can't let a qualified wimmins person have that job.
HAHAHA Marco, you wee shit.
Memo to Marco: Go dress yourself up in some fishnet stockings, a short skirt and a tight halter top because if you are going to do some whoring for Trump, you might as well dress for the part
Rubio: "Get your Deadpool-sized hands off that thing, Donald - I'm taking care of this job from now on."(I am implying that Marco Rubio is volunteering as Donald Trump's little hand-job bitch, in case that was in any way unclear.)
I must admit, the Republicans understand the power of party unity. They'll come together to figure out the best way to dis-unite the Democrats. Job 1: portray Clinton in whatever way the pollsters say will motivate lots of Democrats to stay home November 8.
I knew your grandfather, Mr. Merciless!
...aaaaand now Rubio's apologized for the tiny-hands thing. Trump's junk dump must taste really good to repubs.
The worst is they don't know for sure he is a billionaire. They could be whoring themselves to a paltry millionaire.
That was big of little marco