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Not this asshole again..... This idiot shows up on my ballot, and I was oh so grateful he was slinking away. Fuck.

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His family must have sat Rubio down and had a heartfelt discussion with him why they want Marco to leave his family alone and spend more time with the Senate

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After some time, one learns to tolerate humiliation, but not Marco Rubio. He enjoys humiliation. He eats humiliation with a spoon! Humiliation makes him strong.*

* At least, judging by smell.

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It's Marco Rubio's left hand that doesn't know what Marco Rubio's right hand is doing, and vice versa.

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Fling him into the center of the Everglades Swamp where the Gators are the thickest, or if they prefer an out-of-state solution, on the Georgia side of the Okefenokee Swamp.

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He sounded not unlike Chanticleer when he proclaimed, "Any Koch will Doooooo!"

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Here's the bottom line: This notion that Marco Rubio doesn’t know what he’s doing is just not true. Marco Rubio knows exactly what Marco Rubio’s doing.

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"Will practise inertia for money."

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Man, I went into the wrong business. I don't think I've ever had a job where I could pout, whine and publicly say I just hate it and then come back and say - oh, but can I do that some more please, people who employ me? I'll be real good. Grrr. Argh, these fools.

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Too soggy for kindling, too toxic for food. Into the bilge ye go, Marco, ye scurvy dog! Arr!

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You forgot to mention..."and not even bother to show up for work."

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Won't WorkGive MoneyGod Bless

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If Marco Rubio knows exactly what he's doing, that begs the question, why does Marco Rubio do what he does?

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Doing absolutely nothing of consequence while collecting a large paycheck and a slew of lobby monies is a ...

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And the marketplace of ideas sends another serving to the bargain bin, where the rubes will gobble it up.

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I think it's the opposite of what Coors used to be -- not available west of the Mississippi.

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