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Ray Y's avatar

I don't think it's appropriate to be making fun of an elderly person having some kind of medical episode.

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David Allison's avatar

Lol ...... "Person"

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Dave Zirkle's avatar

Like most humans on this planet Rudy has carved his own path and it turns out he chose poorly.

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Free beach's avatar

Makes me wonder when this walking cold sore will cough up and PAY lady Ruby!!??

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The one thing I got from that video is that Republicans have no idea how to help someone up after they've fallen.

You don't just pull on their arms, assholes.

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Regret's avatar

He started out offering two hands which would create a decent way to help someone up, but Rudy didn't want to give both hands. Probably because that requires trusting someone else.

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James Flanagan's avatar

I think he's a horrible person. A truly awful person. But I still didn't enjoy seeing this.

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Maureen's avatar

Yes, I sort of laughed and winced at the same time.

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James Flanagan's avatar

My standard for wanting to stop Republicans is damage control. Based on how much harm they're in a position to cause. Rudy is relatively powerless. If anything he's bad for the brand. But there are others in a position to do huge harm.

And their desire is to hurt people. Deceive them and destroy them. These are cynical, sick fucks. Some people want justice. It's too late. For Bush and Trump there would have to be thousands of them to try, torture and imprison. But they're still out there, their movement, worse than ever trying to ruin lives. But once stuff happens it's too late. I believe in accountability but we're so far gone now our system rewards the worst people. And they are after our most vulnerable groups. The focus has to be there for now. Stop the harm. We can try to fix the rest of it later. If we survive these lunatics.

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🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

I can't decide which rabid animal he most resembles

Gnu

Hyena

Javelina

Rat

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Doctor Kiddo's avatar

Gross. Looks like he gets his dental work done in Turkey, or Hungary. Or Russia.

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RRJKR's avatar

Crawling around mumbling, ":where is my precious??"

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Mojopo's avatar

What if that’s his O face?

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Zap's avatar

But why?

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Mojopo's avatar

Hims delivers virtually anywhere

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Always Be Ithacating's avatar

I think every drop of humor that the Mr. Magoo character ever conveyed was wrung out of it long, long ago. Time for his retirement for real. Ditto for Roodles.

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Hello_who_dis's avatar

The red carpet "walkway" is raised about six inches higher than the gray floor where the chairs are. If you didn't know about that dip and you went to sit down, you'd face-plant too.

That's supremely dangerous. There's gonna be some twisted ankles and lawsuits coming out of this. Roodles should file his tonight!

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Russell Jones's avatar

I used to have fun likening Roodles to Simon Bar Sinister, but that's become unduly disparaging to the cartoon character.

Also, Rudy's magnificent physique has once again saved him from certain death, just like that time some dude brutally attacked him in that supermarket.

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Emil Muz's avatar

I wonder if he's making that face because everyone surrounding him is either yelling questions and/or mocking him about the bankruptcy thing.

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RandomNameAllocated's avatar

I think it's his real face and the portrait in the attic is slowly turning human

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¡No me jodas!'s avatar

Roodles appears to be going full Mr. Magoo, albeit an angry, drunken version.

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RRJKR's avatar

More like Gollum "a horrible swallowing noise in his throat"

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TakingAmes's avatar

At this point, since he’s 80, maybe he just said fuck it and drinks all day long. Breakfast is Rice Krispies in beer (snap, crackle, and burp) with a scotch chaser. Snack is beef jerky with a scotch chaser. Lunch is a chicken salad and the rest of the first bottle of scotch. Afternap snack is beer with a scotch chaser. Dinner is the second bottle of the scotch.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Does he always growl at people?

Did he get his rabies shots?

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RRJKR's avatar

like Gollum "a horrible swallowing noise in his throat"

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Brianna Amore's avatar

My GOD he looks like a demented troll.

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