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I just wanna say Jesus doesn't know these fools, and neither do I.

That's a really creepy image with the giant cross reflected in the pool as an upside-down cross.

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My thoughts exactly!

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Excellent idea! Brilliant. :D

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That was Mother Teresa's kink. Withholding pain killers from cancer patients so they could better empathize with Christ's agony on the cross.

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Yeah! Could such an organization, that denies coverage for birth control to female employees, be sued for offering coverage of reproductive health meds to men?

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Kagan's no Christian.

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And make the traffic move faster.

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Hopefully the Satanic Temple is ON IT. Personally, I figure it's time I finally start that coven I've never gotten around to starting.

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He may forget that he did that.

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I was raised Baptist. They told us not to play with Catholics because they were all dirty drunks who worshipped the Whore of Babylon. And you KNOW what they told us about playing with Jews.

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Isn't it the last politician strangled with the entrails of the last priest?

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Prolly gonna be a lot of churches going belly up, we could go halvsies?

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Pro-active abortion is fine.

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Thats from The Handmaid's Tale Netflic show, which was not meant to be a documentary. Idiocracy wasn't ment to he a documentary either, as far as I know, but here we are.

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And those numbers are only speculative, since religious nonprofits aren't required to file balance sheets, or Form990s, that all other nonprofits are required to file with the IRS and make public. Churches are basically able to operate the same way PACs do, as long as they don't print partisan political things on their letterhead or post partisan signs, and even if they do, it's only the overworked IRS who can enforce the law.

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