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VasyaCognito's avatar

OT:

His piety and an extra finger make him a shoo-in for the nomination.

Mike Sington:

Trump reposted this meme, then burst into flames.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GEdqX9EaUAACrFD?format=jpg&name=900x900

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Stanta Knows's avatar

Donald, of the 12 fingers.

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Boaty the plural's avatar

Of course we had to wait for AI to make an image this cursed...

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Also, hands too big, stupid AI!

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EyeQueue's avatar

OMG. Barf me out the fucking door.

And the chuds will lick this up and ask for more.

A bunch of fucking drooling dumb dumb cultists.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

"Please, God, let it be only a fart next time"

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

The six-fingered man. Someone inform Inigo.

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R. Riddle's avatar

That really looks like a cheap suit from the men's section at Sears.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Hey, it was on clearance, give him a break

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No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Is he praying to the golden idol of himself that was at CPAC?

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blueicebank's avatar

OT. Raining in SoCal, and my friend said she's gonna stay in bed all day.

Me: "Rainy Days and Mondays"

Her: "You're right. I'm in a Carpenters song!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjFoQxjgbrs

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Mysterysurf's avatar

No, no. You're a superstar!

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

It's pouring here in Western Washington, I've got a cold, but at least I made it out to the couch with some hot tea.

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3FingerPete's avatar

The MAGAverse is crying election interference because Trump's rape hearing is postponed until tomorrow, New Hampshire's primary day.. The postponement was requested by Alina Habba.

https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1749462518613885040

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Richard S's avatar

AND one of the jurors got sick, so it made sense anyway to have a one-day postponement.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

She forgot her law terminology book.

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Mavenmaven's avatar

A classic of Trumpian gaslighting

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Schmannity's avatar

She's a mole!

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

FBI Antifa role player!

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Shocktreatment's avatar

Too late! I decreed that Alaska belongs to me 𝘺𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘥𝘢𝘺

Russian President Vladimir Putin has signed a new decree relating to Moscow's historic real estate holdings abroad, a move interpreted by ultranationalist bloggers as a foundation for future revanchism against Russia's neighbors—and even the U.S.

The decree, signed by the president late last week, allocates funds for the search, registration, and legal protection of Russian property abroad, including property in the former territories of the Russian Empire and the Soviet Union.

This would include Alaska, swathes of eastern and central Europe, large chunks of central Asia, and parts of Scandinavia...

https://www.newsweek.com/putin-decree-triggers-ominous-alaska-calls-territory-empire-soviet-union-1862689

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

I used to think Putin was a rational actor interested in self-preservaton, but trying that shit is going to turn the world into a radioactive husk.

Maybe someone over there ought to give him the "man woman camel" test.

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V4Virginia's avatar

man woman camel window ground

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Antifa Commander's avatar

No no no, it’s a chemistry test. As in, “Which one of the metalloid elements was in that tea you just drank?”

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Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

trump would just give him Alaska.

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R. Riddle's avatar

He'd want the $7.2 million we paid for it back. In his personal bank account.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

"I'm prdnesent, pay me!"

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

The fallout from that would spark a civil war and probably a lot of defections from the US military to the rebels.

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Eileen's avatar

Fuck--he would.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

It's like a summer home that you never get to, a high maintenance place too. If they ask, I would prolly just give it to them...

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Nikki Haley on the racism she experienced as a child:

“We were the only Indian family in our small Southern town. I was teased every day for being brown…I know the hardship and pain that comes with racism.”

I know where she grew up. That part of South Carolina is majority-minority. I just looked it the fuck up. The population of Bamberg, SC is 57% Black. Orangeburg County, SC -- where she attended a *fucking segregation academy* -- is 76% Black.

I'm not saying she didn't experience racism, but I'm willing to bet that the teasing she endured at her lily-white private schools was subtly different than the racism experienced by the many poor Black kids her parents made absolutely sure she didn't grow up with.

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V4Virginia's avatar

TBF in a lot of majority-minority communities the wypipo are vicious, brutal racists. You can be in the majority and still get the shit beat out of you for wearing your hair wrong.

I'm not saying this affected Nikki the same way, you're right about that.

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

That's absolutely true -- and also the reason I am familiar with Orangeburg. I played in a baseball game there that was called on account of racism. White spectators were so fucking vicious and nasty to our right fielder that our manager pulled us mid-inning and refused to send us back onto the field.

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Babe Paley's avatar

HOLD UP!

I have it on good authority that the US has *never* been a racist country! So you just watch yourself with that sort of mish-mosh!

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3FingerPete's avatar

I agree! Many of our Founding Fathers had black people in their very homes.

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Menotsure's avatar

I remember the great Nikki Haley v. Nikki Haley debate. Nikki wiped the floor with herself.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

"Any way the wind blows, doesn't really matter, to me." - Nikki Haley (and Queen libelz)

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Stanta Knows's avatar

Nikki Haley, Goddam

(apologies to Nina Simone)

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Menotsure's avatar

I saw the "Queen : Montreal" Imax film. Freddy Mercury's package on a 70 ft. tall screen redefines what is normally meant by the term "monster movie".

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Matt is doing the critical race

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: Mentally ill MAGAt shrieks incoherently about some damned thing

https://www.rawstory.com/laura-loomer-2667036962/

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Hoo boy.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Pretty much.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

It is mathematically likely she has at least one person in her life that cares about it, even if it is only by the default reason of shared ancestry. If that person is moved enough to take steps to see that she gets the help she so desperately needs, imagine the conspiracy shrieking.

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Shocktreatment's avatar

I would like words with whoever gave her a megaphone...

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

She'll put her eye out!

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No Quid Bro Code's avatar

I mean I assume bath salts aren’t to blame. So what’s Loomer’s excuse for being a crazy person.

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Loomer was sexually assaulted by a mob in Egypt when she was still a "legitimate" news correspondent. She's never been the same.

EDIT: My mistake. As noted below, that was Laura Logan, not Loomer. Loomer's just nuts.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Thank you for this, b/c I also thought it was the same woman.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

That's Laura Logan, formerly of 60 Minutes. This one is just a loon.

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No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Logan’s trajectory is genuinely sad.

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Truly

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Mysterysurf's avatar

Ah, my bad. Close, but no prize. Thanks for the correction!

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

I could do with a White House press conference that is just 30 minutes of humorous dunking on Republicans, followed by Q&A.

With hand puppets.

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Even better, just have the puppets scream out various GOP names and then shriek with laughter for ten solid minutes.

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Spotts1701's avatar

Oh, since President Biden recognized Roe existed and Republicans murdered it I expect extra stupid sauce from Doocey today.

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ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

When you've lost this jagoff...

bidenharrishq

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Fmr. GOP Rep. Gowdy on Fox: Americans don’t want women or doctors imprisoned over abortion. Republicans in my state are advocating for the death penalty for a rape victim who gets an abortion. Republicans used to say it’s a state issue, now they want the death penalty

https://www.threads.net/@bidenharrishq/post/C2aUyLnPGQihttps://www.threads.net/@bidenharrishq/post/C2aUyLnPGQi

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Sounds like somebody got a whole mailbag full of "Dear Shit Fer Brains" letters from his constituents.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Death penalty for rape victims.

Wow. Those guys just refuse to learn, no matter how many times they whomped in the head over anti-abortion laws. Oh well. Hit 'em again!

(Also, bad linky.)

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

You helped build it, bTrey.

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Granny's Delusions of Grandeur's avatar

Then, I'm assuming, he ate the head off a live rat and scurried back into his burrow.

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Hemp Dogbane's avatar

The guy who set the gold standard for fake House "investigations."

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ciaobella's avatar

You could, I dunno, decide not to be one of the orcs, you pointy-headed jagoff.

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