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I am on Team Champion and they should fire the SS agents he bites.

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I thought President Biden's remarks at the Tribal Nations Summit were fine stuff; good on him!

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God, FUCK OFF, lady! Just FUCK OFF!

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There's a lot of them what need to fuck off, better narrow it down some?

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Karine, about 25% of our population is right on board with genocide against certain groups.

It is part and parcel of this country, period.

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25% is about Trump's floor...

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UNLV shooter dead.

Multiple victims, their conditions remain unknown.

FUCK guns.

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Jesus Fucking Christ. :( :( :( :(

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OMG, Tay Tay won and the Shitgibbon lost AGAIN the opportunity to be on the cover of Time? The horror.

"Taylor Swift is Time's person of the year and the far right is big mad about it"

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/12/6/2210056/-Taylor-Swift-is-Time-s-person-of-the-year-and-the-far-right-is-big-mad-about-it?

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And wow. They are now after "DINKs?"

Isn't it the individual's choice to not fucking get knocked up and have a kid if they don't want to?

I'm so sick of these puling little right wing floppy dicked incels.

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James OKeefe didn’t win?!?!?

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die mad about it.gif

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Fuck.

Las Vegas Metro reporting active shooter at University of Nevada-Las Vegas. "Multiple victims" reported at the School of Business (Beam Hall) near the student union building.

https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/unlv-police-report-shots-fired-on-campus/

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I just went the fuck OFF about this sick, thoroughly selfish and irresponsible madness and paul is exasperated with me.

I tersely reminded him that we have two daughters and FOUR grandchildren. I asked him if he'd like to accept a call informing us that we'd lost one of those irreplaceable kids like this?

I just cannot stand this shit anymore.

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Panera is out here killing people with lemonade made out of caffeine and the lady behind me at work is terrified Eric's dad is going to sleeze his way back into office. Just another Wednesday in America.

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It’s like 7 cups of coffee and there is no real warning whatsoever

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Panera is killing folks in America in Biden's America? WTF?!

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We got too creative with the caffeine beverages, it's time for cocaine to make a resurgence.

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Did any of y'all have Jolt Cola as a kid?

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No, but I knew the country was finished when they came out with Jolt Lite.

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OMG, I remember that!

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And yet another school shooting. If only we could figure out the common thread

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I mean, replace school shooting with school knifing and play the thought experiment out. Are we talking about thousands of minors dead every year?

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This!

I had a HS kid who worked for me in a phone room back in the early 90s who said something very wise (and this was pre-Columbine): No one has ever died from a drive by sticking.

I think about that a lot. (It's probably not entirely true, but the gist of it certainly is; there would be no mass casualties).

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Even Samurais could generally only knife one enemy at a time. These assault weapons can mow down a dozen in the time it takes to draw a sword.

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This!!!!

I mean, I probably wouldn't have a chance against a Samurai with a sword, but I would have a damned better chance at living in that scenario than with these men and their damned high-powered guns. :(

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Wingnuts:

"Ooh, ooh, I know... SCHOOLS!"

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Public schools.

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A State College this time.

UNLV.

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This nation is sick and fucking depraved.

These guns have simply GOT to fucking GO!!"!"!!gy8o[hq235 ponu824y3-

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I hate it. I'm just so fucking sick of it.

But greatest nation, right?

*bashes head repeatedly into desk*

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Those slutty schools, dressing for machinations to suddenly passively occur.

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OT.

"Your Organs Might Be Aging at Different Rates"

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/your-organs-might-be-aging-at-different-rates/

Jonathan Winters on Johnny Carson:

Winters: "They say the legs go first."

Carson: "But your mind is still keen."

Winters: "Oh no, that went long ago."

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My spleen can barely chew solid food anymore

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My butt never has original thoughts anymore.

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Dec 6, 2023·edited Dec 6, 2023

It is sometimes incredibly frustrating to follow the live chat of this presser and see how many assholes insist that "the taxpayers are done with Ukraine" and similar defeatist sentiments.

These idiots are too fucking indulged, selfish and entitled to appreciate the importance of investing in freedom and democracy.

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And every dollar we give to Ukraine also helps defend Taiwan..... We're showing the bullies that we won't tolerate them going after our friends.... China has got to be taking notes....

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Right wing propaganda hasn't convinced my mother that Putin has done no wrong, thankfully, but it has convinced that Ukraine is so corrupt the money and arms we're sending are just vanishing into people's pockets. Which doesn't explain how they're holding out against Russia, but that argument doesn't budge her.

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What are they so sick of? No one is asking a single American to risk their life over there, and the money we're giving Ukraine is a rounding error on our defense budget. What bullshit is this?

Fuck, just keep funding it out of DOD. Don't let Putin's lackeys over here run the show.

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And weapons! New weapon systems so we can get rid of all of our old stuff.

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How many of them got sick of Operation Desert Storm, where we trounced the Iraqis? Because we're defending the same principle, post-WW-II we don't fucking invade each other for conquest purposes!

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Especially since we are talking about a sunk cost anyway.

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Dec 6, 2023·edited Dec 6, 2023

Judging by Trump's appearance with Hannity, there's a new principle of law that will be mandatory in law schools come the Trumpist Revolution: Whatever you plan to do, if you announce it beforehand, it's not a crime.

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Ahem. PAB: “If I do it, it’s totally legal. If you do it and I don’t like it, it’s a crime.”

That’s the only “principle.”

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That's his whole M.O. If you do it in the open, it can't be a crime, because criminals hide their crimes.

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Doocy - “Is it true Hunter Biden had a lemonade stand that said “fresh lemonade” but it was actually Wylers? Is the President going to comment on this?”

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Oh mah gawd! It's LemonGate!!

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But was his Girl Scout cookies made out of real Girl Scouts?

-- Wednesday Addams

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Is it true that Jill Biden loaned Hunter Biden some Dixie Cups and three cans of lemonade concentrate, and that Hunter then repaid her with money from communist Chinese neighbors walking their dogs?

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You have been here before, haven't you?

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"That wasn't lemonade, but it was fresh squeezed"

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There are some who say he drank all the profits!

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When I want to chill out, I watch "Girl with the Dogs":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTN-Vl0I_Lk&ab_channel=GirlWithTheDogs2

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One of the handful of youtube channels I actually subscribe to. Always a treat to watch.

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Thank you for sharing that. She’s pretty darn cool!

And spot on about Tiny’s rear legs. Severely under-muscled. I suspect CHD. Poor guy.

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My fave!! So many dramatic huskys.

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Media, “So what does the White House think about Kevin McCarthy resigning?”

Karine, “I’m sorry, Who?”

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And then the Republicans could only lose, what, three votes?

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