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Tina Mouse's avatar

I am on Team Champion and they should fire the SS agents he bites.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

I thought President Biden's remarks at the Tribal Nations Summit were fine stuff; good on him!

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EyeQueue's avatar

God, FUCK OFF, lady! Just FUCK OFF!

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Biff52, aka Scum's avatar

There's a lot of them what need to fuck off, better narrow it down some?

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EyeQueue's avatar

Karine, about 25% of our population is right on board with genocide against certain groups.

It is part and parcel of this country, period.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

25% is about Trump's floor...

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SkeptiKC's avatar

UNLV shooter dead.

Multiple victims, their conditions remain unknown.

FUCK guns.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Jesus Fucking Christ. :( :( :( :(

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aktlib101's avatar

OMG, Tay Tay won and the Shitgibbon lost AGAIN the opportunity to be on the cover of Time? The horror.

"Taylor Swift is Time's person of the year and the far right is big mad about it"

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/12/6/2210056/-Taylor-Swift-is-Time-s-person-of-the-year-and-the-far-right-is-big-mad-about-it?

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EyeQueue's avatar

And wow. They are now after "DINKs?"

Isn't it the individual's choice to not fucking get knocked up and have a kid if they don't want to?

I'm so sick of these puling little right wing floppy dicked incels.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

James OKeefe didn’t win?!?!?

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EyeQueue's avatar

die mad about it.gif

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Spotts1701's avatar

Fuck.

Las Vegas Metro reporting active shooter at University of Nevada-Las Vegas. "Multiple victims" reported at the School of Business (Beam Hall) near the student union building.

https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/unlv-police-report-shots-fired-on-campus/

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I just went the fuck OFF about this sick, thoroughly selfish and irresponsible madness and paul is exasperated with me.

I tersely reminded him that we have two daughters and FOUR grandchildren. I asked him if he'd like to accept a call informing us that we'd lost one of those irreplaceable kids like this?

I just cannot stand this shit anymore.

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Thank You For Trying's avatar

Panera is out here killing people with lemonade made out of caffeine and the lady behind me at work is terrified Eric's dad is going to sleeze his way back into office. Just another Wednesday in America.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

It’s like 7 cups of coffee and there is no real warning whatsoever

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Panera is killing folks in America in Biden's America? WTF?!

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Thank You For Trying's avatar

We got too creative with the caffeine beverages, it's time for cocaine to make a resurgence.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Did any of y'all have Jolt Cola as a kid?

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Doug Langley's avatar

No, but I knew the country was finished when they came out with Jolt Lite.

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EyeQueue's avatar

OMG, I remember that!

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

And yet another school shooting. If only we could figure out the common thread

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

I mean, replace school shooting with school knifing and play the thought experiment out. Are we talking about thousands of minors dead every year?

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EyeQueue's avatar

This!

I had a HS kid who worked for me in a phone room back in the early 90s who said something very wise (and this was pre-Columbine): No one has ever died from a drive by sticking.

I think about that a lot. (It's probably not entirely true, but the gist of it certainly is; there would be no mass casualties).

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Mister Bubbles's avatar

Even Samurais could generally only knife one enemy at a time. These assault weapons can mow down a dozen in the time it takes to draw a sword.

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EyeQueue's avatar

This!!!!

I mean, I probably wouldn't have a chance against a Samurai with a sword, but I would have a damned better chance at living in that scenario than with these men and their damned high-powered guns. :(

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satch's avatar

Wingnuts:

"Ooh, ooh, I know... SCHOOLS!"

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Thank You For Trying's avatar

Public schools.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

A State College this time.

UNLV.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

This nation is sick and fucking depraved.

These guns have simply GOT to fucking GO!!"!"!!gy8o[hq235 ponu824y3-

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EyeQueue's avatar

I hate it. I'm just so fucking sick of it.

But greatest nation, right?

*bashes head repeatedly into desk*

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Those slutty schools, dressing for machinations to suddenly passively occur.

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blueicebank's avatar

OT.

"Your Organs Might Be Aging at Different Rates"

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/your-organs-might-be-aging-at-different-rates/

Jonathan Winters on Johnny Carson:

Winters: "They say the legs go first."

Carson: "But your mind is still keen."

Winters: "Oh no, that went long ago."

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

My spleen can barely chew solid food anymore

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

My butt never has original thoughts anymore.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

It is sometimes incredibly frustrating to follow the live chat of this presser and see how many assholes insist that "the taxpayers are done with Ukraine" and similar defeatist sentiments.

These idiots are too fucking indulged, selfish and entitled to appreciate the importance of investing in freedom and democracy.

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Richard S's avatar

And every dollar we give to Ukraine also helps defend Taiwan..... We're showing the bullies that we won't tolerate them going after our friends.... China has got to be taking notes....

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MRK's avatar

Right wing propaganda hasn't convinced my mother that Putin has done no wrong, thankfully, but it has convinced that Ukraine is so corrupt the money and arms we're sending are just vanishing into people's pockets. Which doesn't explain how they're holding out against Russia, but that argument doesn't budge her.

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Brando's avatar

What are they so sick of? No one is asking a single American to risk their life over there, and the money we're giving Ukraine is a rounding error on our defense budget. What bullshit is this?

Fuck, just keep funding it out of DOD. Don't let Putin's lackeys over here run the show.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

And weapons! New weapon systems so we can get rid of all of our old stuff.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

How many of them got sick of Operation Desert Storm, where we trounced the Iraqis? Because we're defending the same principle, post-WW-II we don't fucking invade each other for conquest purposes!

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satch's avatar

Judging by Trump's appearance with Hannity, there's a new principle of law that will be mandatory in law schools come the Trumpist Revolution: Whatever you plan to do, if you announce it beforehand, it's not a crime.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Ahem. PAB: “If I do it, it’s totally legal. If you do it and I don’t like it, it’s a crime.”

That’s the only “principle.”

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

That's his whole M.O. If you do it in the open, it can't be a crime, because criminals hide their crimes.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Doocy - “Is it true Hunter Biden had a lemonade stand that said “fresh lemonade” but it was actually Wylers? Is the President going to comment on this?”

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Doug Langley's avatar

Oh mah gawd! It's LemonGate!!

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blueicebank's avatar

But was his Girl Scout cookies made out of real Girl Scouts?

-- Wednesday Addams

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Is it true that Jill Biden loaned Hunter Biden some Dixie Cups and three cans of lemonade concentrate, and that Hunter then repaid her with money from communist Chinese neighbors walking their dogs?

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IMPOed's avatar

You have been here before, haven't you?

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

There are some who say he drank all the profits!

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Miss Grundy's avatar

When I want to chill out, I watch "Girl with the Dogs":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTN-Vl0I_Lk&ab_channel=GirlWithTheDogs2

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Valechec's avatar

One of the handful of youtube channels I actually subscribe to. Always a treat to watch.

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Cookie Lady-back & pissed off's avatar

Thank you for sharing that. She’s pretty darn cool!

And spot on about Tiny’s rear legs. Severely under-muscled. I suspect CHD. Poor guy.

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Media, “So what does the White House think about Kevin McCarthy resigning?”

Karine, “I’m sorry, Who?”

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

And then the Republicans could only lose, what, three votes?

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