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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan.

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

Hah hah!

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

The more Donnie complains about the cold, the more it sounds like a health issue of low oxygen or low bp

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Deb is not indicted's avatar

can't he bring a blankie to the courtroom?

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

My thoughts too

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Maybe's avatar

For him, the silver lining is that he'll be plenty warm after he dies.

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Howard the Human's avatar

Or possibly adderall withdrawal

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MsEdgyNation's avatar

He also looks like Boris Johnson did his hair.

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Cincinnatus's avatar

Low energy.

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abbienormal's avatar

He's probably on blood thinners.

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Fifth Dentist's avatar

Why? There's nothing running through his cardiovascular system but lard and bits and pieces of chicken McNuggets.

No blood.

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Steven McCrary's avatar

GAGGED and SNOOZE FARTING…

HAW HAW HAW ! !

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josephebacon's avatar

Oh my goodness! He's SNOOZEFARTING!

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Craig Nixon's avatar

I thought it was a new German word.

Snuzenfarten is the new fahrvergnugen.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

As a great American once said, 'Goodness has nothing to do with it!'

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IMPOed's avatar

Indeed!!

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mvario's avatar

Sam Alito Says that Donald Trump Is a Maligned Ham Sandwich - emptywheel

https://www.emptywheel.net/2024/04/25/sam-alito-says-that-donald-trump-is-a-maligned-ham-sandwich/

#4MoreJustices

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Mr blob's avatar

There are 13 circuits, at the very minimum there should be 13 SC justices.

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josephebacon's avatar

Not enough because the court would be split 7-6.

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Mr blob's avatar

Reasons why this man never appears in “weather” part combover

https://x.com/meidastouch/status/1783553895874035766?s=46&t=QTHD9GMfDGpAyfUoOmtJMw

Forgot to dye the scalp

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Antifa Commander's avatar

“It’s the damn freezing courtroom! And the crooked judge.”

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

He's quite bald.

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Coleman's avatar

there are such things known as "hats", what a frickin jackass

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

WTF?

219 PM EDT Thu Apr 25 2024

...FROST ADVISORY IN EFFECT FROM 2 AM TO 8 AM EDT FRIDAY...

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TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

It’s chilly down here in DC only about 60 Americans this afternoon.

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AIB's avatar

The rest are indoors?

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Take steps now to protect tender plants from the cold."

And tender human appendages, also too.

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Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

I will stick it in potting soil if I want. You're not the boss of me!!1!11

....Why are you all looking at me that way over a non-comment about my pinky finger?

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Tom65's avatar

It was snowing in Vermont yesterday.

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AIB's avatar

We had small hail for a time yesterday afternoon.

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Eileen's avatar

[-shiver-]

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Total Presidential immunity includes everything Trump is accused of but excludes whatever Biden is accused of.

Chief Justice Roberts

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Wojciech's avatar

i would actually have more respect for these berobed turds if they actually made that their exact holding in this case. it's still assholish and untethered from law and reason and an insult to the nation's intelligence, but at least they're stating things upfront with minimal argle-bargle.

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Daniel's avatar

It's very clear-

by "total" we mean "everything we imagine when we profess decency and civility and the upright nobility of the US political system, as viewed from our gold-doored Justice Temple." By "Immunity" we mean "only to be subject to tuts and disapproving sniggers and raised eyebrows should they do something that violates 'total'." And by "Presidential" we mean "Republican".

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everett fanuelli's avatar

They did it for Bush

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BosGrl's avatar

Fair - I gag every time I see or hear Trump.

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Tom65's avatar

Meanwhile, PAB is posting shit from his favorite pollsters and whining about how cold it is.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

That poor girl prints all those articles and he can't be bothered to read more than the headlines.

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Eileen's avatar

If she rearranges the pages, he won't know they're not new.

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Jenny Queen of the Vilebloods's avatar

It's still cold in NYC, why the fuck doesn't he wear a heavier suit and/or layer clothes under

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goCatgo's avatar

If Stinky wins the immunity case, if I was Joe, I would park a couple of Abrams in front of Trump Tower and Mar a Lago. And have Apaches fly over both a couple of times in the middle of the night.

He probably not sleeping anyway.

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Wojciech's avatar

lol Stinky.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Call up some of those old school black ops people from the CIA. They know how to make people disappear, yo.

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Cute Boots RocketCat's avatar

They are all Republicans

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Cute Boots RocketCat's avatar

Dark Triad psychopathy

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HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

If I was Joe, I'd send the fucker to Guantanamo and dare the Supreme Court to do something about it.

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Edith Prickly's avatar

OT - which one of you is Rep Jared Moskowitz? Because he has to be a Wonkette noncommenter.

https://x.com/JaredEMoskowitz/status/1783191686207975878

@𝘑𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘌𝘔𝘰𝘴𝘬𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘻 𝘈𝘱𝘳 24

𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤. 𝘞𝘦 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘢 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘑𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴. 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳. 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴. 𝘐 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘵 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘨𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦. 𝘐 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘸𝘪𝘴𝘩 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘰𝘱𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴𝘴.

@𝘫𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘶𝘵𝘵𝘰 𝘈𝘱𝘳 24

“𝘈𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 15 𝘮𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘶𝘱 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘵…𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘙𝘦𝘱𝘶𝘣𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘥𝘦 𝘢 𝘣𝘭𝘶𝘯𝘵 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯: 𝘏𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦 “𝘥𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩” 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘲𝘶𝘪𝘳𝘺 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘉𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯” -⁦@𝘈𝘯𝘯𝘪𝘦𝘎𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘊𝘕𝘕⁩ ⁦@𝘔𝘡𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘢⁩ 𝘩𝘵𝘵𝘱𝘴://𝘤𝘯𝘯.𝘤𝘰𝘮/2024/04/24/𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘴/𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘴𝘦-𝘨𝘰𝘱-𝘣𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯-𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵-𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵/𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘹.𝘩𝘵𝘮𝘭

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Moskowitz is my favorite rep, or will be after Katie Porter departs.

(Hope Biden finds a place for her ASAP.)

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josephebacon's avatar

I love it when Comer Pyle gets tag-teamed by the 3 J's--Jamie, Jared & Jasmine!

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everett fanuelli's avatar

Twin Peaks much?

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Cute Boots RocketCat's avatar

What is “creamed corn mode,” though? I am a Old

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I don't dare google that while at work.

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Daniel's avatar

It's not anything. It's just a play on "_____ mode", a twitter and by extension other sites term that I think started with "goblin mode" a few years ago and took on a life of its own.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Google gots nothing on the subject

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Daniel's avatar

"Trump lawyer John Sauer argued that presidential orders to assassinate a political rival or to stage a coup could be covered by immunity in an answer to a hypothetical question, but "several of the conservative justices seemed disinclined to consider those questions or the details of the accusations against Mr. Trump."

Of course they're disinclined to consider those questions or the details of the accusations against Mr. Trump.

That's the entire point.

They have to pretend these aren't genuine concerns and that the mighty edifice of the political class's decency will prevent these things ever being real concerns.

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-immunity-2667880252/

The objective here is to help establish an authoritarian government that rules according to a repressive, theocratic doctrine.

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oscarphile's avatar

Why the goddamned fuck would a justice rule that a president should be allowed to have him murdered without consequence? But that's where we could be headed...

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Howard the Human's avatar

Face-eating Leopard Party

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PrimerGray's avatar

Donnie went a courtin' and he did whine uh-huh

Donnie went a courtin' and he did whine uh-huh

Donnie went a courtin' and he did whine

Wheezin' and freezin' his stinkin' hide uh-huh

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