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Parakeetist's avatar

One of the most talented songwriters in the world has gone to his great reward.

Sleep in peace, my Irish champion of joy, Shane MacGowan.

https://twitter.com/Luiseach/status/1730202728108798197?t=_TbAZDLzaR0uJQEjHNemOQ&s=19

kmblue187's avatar

The number of abortions in this country has gone up, not down. Take that, Supreme Court and forced birthers.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Pointless from a local politics POV, since nobody who would vote for Bobes in the first place has the mental acuity to understand “vote democratic” -> “good things for me.” However it is always entertaining to get the chance to see her humiliated on a national stage…so it must have been a Wednesday.

marcus816's avatar

Boebert won her last election in our district by a mere 500 votes out of a few hundred thousand votes. There are people in our district who can be reached.

Hell, all we have to do is inspire them to get off their asses and vote. Nearly 60% of the voters in our district voted, which, though record breaking, is pitiful.

Regret's avatar

There are plenty of people who think "I don't know anything about politics and politicians all seem like selfish dicks anyway, so I will vote for the one with boobies, because I like seeing boobies on TV." But who can be convinced by arguments why one is better than the other.

Charles  Schlotter's avatar

La Boebert wouldn't be comfortable attending the meeting anyhow, as Joe has a strict rule against public handies at his events.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

This, btw, is how you make America great and energy independent.

Russell Jones's avatar

Ol' Handsome Joe also gave Bobo the business for taking credit for stuff she voted against (which is the one tradition, old-school GOP practice in which Bobo engages on a regular basis).

zb23's avatar

now i'm curious if the Consumer Information Catalog still exists. that is all i know of Pueblo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG03zlQiWt8

DJ Teetop's avatar

I've seen them at the library within the decade at least

Granny's Delusions of Grandeur's avatar

*ahem*

To the tune of "We're In the Money"

*Blows pitch pipe*

🎵 I love abortion

🎵 I love abortion

🎵 I'm not a ghoul and I won't force you to give birth 🎶

marcus816's avatar

Abortions for e’rybody!

(That wants one.)

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

My understanding is that Pueblo Colorado is where all the government pamphlets are stored,.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Do you have any idea how many abortions are caused by windmills??!!

wavicles's avatar

A whirlwind of abortions?

Homero's avatar

are we "reaping the whirlwind" if that is how the expression goes?

Revenant's avatar

are we talking whale abortions here, or human ones?

Runfastandwin's avatar

Pueblo is bibble belt central. They will gladly take the money and then vote GOP. It's their entire raison d'etre.

GEM's avatar

You're thinking Pueblo neighbor Colorado Springs, home of the Dobson Focus on the Family. I was there last fall and it's a dump of a city. They are cutting the budget because of a shortfall in sales tax right now.

Runfastandwin's avatar

Yes as it turns out Pueblo County actually voted for Frisch.

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clairence's avatar

Well then let "the government" fix them!

knockedoutloaded's avatar

you are very wrong about Pueblo, old steel making city, strong union town, almost half population Hispanic!

oscarphile's avatar

Well, they deserve money. Brown people and atheists don't.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Journalists: Is Bidenomics really working if people don’t “feel” like it’s working?

TW: Hey Journalists, when Trump throws you in jail do you think you’ll be writing about how it doesn’t “feel” like you’re in jail?

tempusfugit's avatar

Why can't TW be a 'journalist'? 😇

UVB-76's avatar

Is a lie a lie if you believe it?

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Homero's avatar

Was that Brownback "he blows a lot"?

Tecolote's avatar

Pueblo County voted for Democrat Frisch over Bobo in 2022. Keep hope alive, CO 3rd district!

Oy!'s avatar

OT: Reading the news has become ever more intolerable and disheartening. I feel like I'm trapped in some reality TV show like "Survivor of Toxic Political Bullshit" . . .

EyeQueue's avatar

I still maintain that since TFG came along--and especially since the pandemic and the follow-on bullshit--the very character of our daily existence has changed so fucking much.

tempusfugit's avatar

This, x one trillion.

Momo's avatar

My wife gets her news via carrier woodpecker. She still thinks the Great Acorn Shortage of 2018 is the top story.

wavicles's avatar

She's nuts, oakay?

Resource NW's avatar

Interpreting the pecking code is becoming a lost art.

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Momo's avatar

Reminds me of a gag from Hot Shots Part Deux. Charlie Sheen firing a bird like an arrow.

Momo's avatar

Passenger pecker. I meant to say passenger woodpecker. 🐦

Daniel's avatar

This is why I get my news by semaphore.

Zeitgeist's avatar

Just going to use this as an excuse to post this cut from the best Elvis Costello album:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTnnDqcsdXw