LIVE: Biden Meeting Chinese President Just Out In The Open, OMG
Today on Chinese Communist WonkTV!
Somebody call James Comer, because President Xi Jinping of China is in town and he’s liable to give Joe Biden a check for $40,000 and say “DO EVERYTHING CHINA TELLS YOU TO DO,” and obviously Biden will do it because wow, $40,000!
Is it even legal for American presidents to be aware of the nation of China? Better ask Comer. (And in response, he will call you a Smurf! Zing, he got you.)
Here’s a headline: US and China pledge to cooperate on climate ahead of Biden-Xi meeting. Sounds like a sneaky lib way of saying HUNTER BIDEN’S PENIS to us.
Playbook’s got your rundown of what’s happening with this Xi visit, and CNN has a more detailed look at what led to this. It’s not in Washington, it’s in Woodside, California, at an estate. Oh great, Joe Biden is having a romantic getaway with President Xi, probably. Comer’s gonna have to investigate that too.
As the schedule runs currently, there’s a meet-and-greet at 1:45 ET, then a meeting at 2, and after that, Biden will do a news conference by himself. But that is scheduled for LATER. As in, 7:15 PM ET.
But don’t worry, we’ll put all the videos here! They’re all below the jump!
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::excerpt from meeting::
OHBJ: In talking with President Xi, I discovered that the Chinese and English languages have a surprising commonality. There's a Chinese word that roughly translates to "flaming asshole" that might be familiar to a lot of you. President Xi, would you like to elaborate?
Xi: Thank you President Biden. The word in question is a little different in Cantonese, but in Mandarin it's roughly pronounced "Comer" in English. I also shared with President Biden that the Xiang word for "face like a backed-up sewer system" sounds very much like "Trump," except that the "u" has the slightest vocal inflection.
OT All politics is local news:
"Yevgeny “Eugene” Vindman, a retired Army colonel who along with his twin brother raised alarms about President Donald Trump’s actions toward Ukraine, plans to announce that he will run for Congress in Virginia’s 7th District, where Rep. Abigail Spanberger (D) has declined to seek another term to run for governor instead."