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Ta, Evan. Ta, OHJB.

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Obviously a Biden impersonator, he's not wearing sneakers.

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CNN's coverage.

"President Joe Biden presided over the annual White House Thanksgiving tradition of the turkey pardon Monday, sparing Liberty, a 42.5-pound turkey, and Bell, 42.1 pounds, in a brief respite from the global crises facing his administration."

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Liberty & Bell? That’s so corny you can make a corn pudding out of it

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I put a turkey in the fridge to thaw.

Not the same.

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I can't find it, but I remember an Onion infographic that listed compromises W made with the right and the left. A whole long list of "compromises" with Republicans. Under the Democratic column was just "Pardoned Thanksgiving turkey."

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The Turkeys that Trump pardoned had to go through Rudy and pay the vig.

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So what crime did the turkey commit? Those birds know better than to try to stage a coup. But I have seen toms get into street fights, and toms standing on the shoulders of hens.

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Those are a couple of beautiful turkeys.

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Thanks for "not" doing that stuff ing... ;>)

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It's been over 15 years since I've picked up the phone for a number I don't recognize, I have to imagine most other reasonably intelligent Americans with basic common sense operate the same way.

Thus, you have to wonder if the people still picking up any random phone call are *really* that representative of your average reasonable American. I think we mostly self select out of phone polls entirely.

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Obviously I don’t object to Trump being denied a pardon, but I feel sorry for the family that expected to be eating their usual Thanksgiving dinner. “Eeew, my piece has orange bronzer on it!”

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Midwest poultry farmers outraged by Biden pardoning turkey

“Why is the president attacking our way of life”

- NBC nightly news

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Happy forgiveness day!

I'm spending this Thursday with some dear friends who have transitioned from farming turkeys to farming cannabis, so this will be the most joyous holiday in ages. It's pretty depressing to sit down to Thanksgiving dinner when you've just slaughtered 4000 turkeys you hand-fed from chicks.

Free the turkeys! Peace unto all!

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You know, Biden never ran as being perfect...in fact he went out of his way to squash the stuttering issue early on.

He may not be perfect and he may be old...but the intellect is still there...think about that...

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