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Cthulhu: Danger hugs!'s avatar

What, no Mk 19 mounted on the family dog? What are you, some kind of librul commie?

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I would like to subscribe to her newsletter. Also have her children. Rawr.

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Do Androids dream of them?

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That all sounds nice and reasonable, BUT.....A) There's enough evidence in the public view alone to charge and arrest him, and whatever Garland has, has got to be orders of magnitude worse,and:2) We're on a clock, politically.

I think Garland has enough now that he could easily arrest and lock up some of the third or even second tier conspirators, but won't. This slow and steady bullshit is going to end up giving these fascists the whole goddamned country in 22 and 24. And get a LOT of people killed. Move your ass, Garland.

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Scooby and the gang? After all, the "ghost" always ends up being some creepy, greedy white guy.

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I REALLY don't want to know what Shag and Scoob are doing if that van is rocking.

But Velma can come stay with me, anytime.

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Macarena Machine.

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From Scranton With Love's avatar

Wherever he went the people all complained. Those were my high school days... I thought that song was about me.

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Puts you between a Glock and a hard place?

(I HATE Glocks, btw. One of the worst guns ever produced imsho.)

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Hubba hubba. She has some nice pauldrons.

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Beating the bishop?

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Justin CYBER GUY!'s avatar

Well, it was implied

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Beats the shit out of the old chainmail bikini trope.Although Wendy Pini made that shit work. https://uploads.disquscdn.c... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Decisions, Decisions.

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That's going to make your fapping really difficult.

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I'm down with the carburetors, myself. Dead sexy.

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