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Rhand Holm's avatar

Reporter expects Biden to be an expert in electrical transmission lines while TFG was applauded for knowing Puerto Rico was surrounded by water.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

And President Biden genuinely means every damned word that he says. The man gives a genuine and for real DAMN about every citizen whom he represents.

Joe Biden is if nothing else an honorable man.

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Richard S's avatar

And not in the way Brutus was an honorable man......

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Rhand Holm's avatar

You just like him because of his Irish ancestry [wink]

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Rhand Holm's avatar

I have to take exception to one statement the President made. He said no one can deny the effects of the climate crisis. Of course cons are going to deny the effects of climate change, the existence of a crisis, any involvement in 1/6, and that they pummeled that guy's junk.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Yes, more accurate to say "no [honest person] can [in good faith] deny the effects..." But as we all know, there are *plenty* of dishonest people who are more than willing to argue in bad faith on a multitude of topics.

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Bigby's avatar

Joe could thoroughly read all the NOAA data, take a sharpie to a hurricane map, draw out it's exact course to pinpoint accuracy, personally coordinate the FEMA response, and Our Liberal Media™ would bothsides it anyway. MAGAts, of course, wouldn't listen to "Feeble FEMA Joe" and die where they stood just to Own The Libs™. Such is the state of the greatest country on earth.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Yes, that would be the story. "President* T***p also once used a Sharpie on a hurricane map, and received a great deal of criticism from the Radical Left for doing so. Why is Biden getting a pass?"

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Anarchy Pony's avatar

Cue; why's he gotta be so negative!?

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Parker Leo Blinsky's avatar

“Why McConnell’s repeated freezing up episodes spell doom for the Democrats in 2024.”

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

#WaitForIt

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A. M. Jordan's avatar

BOOM! FAFO!

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Rhand Holm's avatar

I heard that the hurricane was caused by butterflies in china. What is President Biden doing to reign in these rouge Rhopalocera?

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Carstonio's avatar

The orange guy was president because some careless dinosaur hunter stepped on a butterfly.

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Richard S's avatar

Speaking of which, why isn't Ray Bradbury on a postage stamp yet??

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Robert Eckert's avatar

He is, in the timeline we were supposed to stay on.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Yeah! He was Author in Residence at Cal State Fullerton when I matriculated there.

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Alpaca22's avatar

From Liz Dye over at Public Notice. Well worth a read about the machinations of Judge Loose Cannon

Is Judge Cannon preparing to kneecap Trump's Florida documents case?

Spoiler alert: Yes.

LIZ DYE

AUG 30, 2023

https://www.publicnotice.co/p/judge-aileen-cannon-trump-florida-documents-case

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Alpaca22's avatar

it is a good thing that i dont day drink. I took away a positive message though. I think I understood that Mr. Smith is 10 steps ahead of her and is letting her make all the mistakes so that she can be removed

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

"why doesn't Joe Biden draw sharpie dicks on weather maps? INPEECH!"

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

No one of the top 10 scariest storms we've ridden out.

The generator continues to prove it was a great investment.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I am so grateful that you're safe and sound. I've never experienced anything even close to a hurricane and can't begin to imagine how overwhelming the destruction wrought by one of those storms can actually be.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

And the libel case has was lost with Rootie paying the court costs for the victims. The trial will be for the purposes of determining the damages. Rootie jumped the shart and got his pee pee whacked.

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Rhand Holm's avatar

$89,000 in expenses. I'm in the wrong job.

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

You don't even have to be competent!

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Is this Biden’s tan suit moment?

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paperlesstiger's avatar

He knows more than the weathermen.

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Carstonio's avatar

Does he know more than The Weather Girls?

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Well, he knows which way the wind blows.

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Momo's avatar

He allegedly controls the weather.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Is this OHJB's SHARPIE EPISODE?

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ICC's avatar

OT: But, holy shit. Maybe the Republicans should stop yelling about Biden's age when Turtle is losing his shit at the podium on the monthly.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/mitch-mcconnell-freezes-again-during-a-press-conference-1-month-after-he-abruptly-stopped-speaking-mid-sentence-at-the-capitol/ar-AA1g05ud

Mitch McConnell suddenly became disoriented while answering questions on Wednesday.

The incident occurred just over a month after he abruptly stopped speaking at a press conference.

McConnell has fallen several times this year, fracturing a rib and getting a concussion.

ETA: Should have scrolled down.

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SterWonk's avatar

I'm wondering if he's having absence seizures or something? That's an electrical issue, that wouldn't necessarily show up as a physical abnormality of the type that would be seen on an MRI, or result in anomalous labs like after a stroke.

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aktlib101's avatar

I hope Dante's Inferno is real and Mitch gets a permanent residence there.

He richly deserves it.

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Momo's avatar

So you're saying Coco Chao might be vulnerable and need a shoulder to cry on? I've always wanted to be obscenely wealthy.

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weejee's avatar

That stands as much chance as me running a 3 minute mile.

/fwiw 3:43:13 is the current world record.

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