Hey, know what's dumb? Not raising the debt ceiling. Know what's real stupid? Even having a debt ceiling.
Here's the president of the United States, making that exact speech right now, because every day is stupid day in American politics now.
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I'm going to default on my credit cards, car loan, and mortgage because my cat is filibustering a bill to raise the debt ceiling. I'm sure they will all understand.