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Retired Superhero's avatar

I got some plastic sleeves for mine and my wife's. They work great with a lanyard.

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Bob_piper's avatar

I'm going to default on my credit cards, car loan, and mortgage because my cat is filibustering a bill to raise the debt ceiling. I'm sure they will all understand.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

More of this please. Plain language, simple concepts, a bright light on GOP malfeasance, do this daily until the press gets dragged to a point where they have to allow for the possibility that the GOP is the enemy of regular folks instead of anything close to a normal "loyal opposition".

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VaselineHabits's avatar

Positive vibes and *jazz hands* sent your way

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Mike Gesing's avatar

Maybe we should declare war on the Seychelles...

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VaselineHabits's avatar

The word malarkey makes me ridiculously happy. Kind of like trollop, but for different reasons

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Mrs. Don't and I are headed over to Kaiser later this AM to get the flu shot. Then lunch someplace tasty (I'm thinking Brenda's - Cajun food!).

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Bebecca's avatar

We have great policies but terrible messaging. Democrats hiring the hardest-hitting, baddest-ass marketing team would be money well spent.

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VaselineHabits's avatar

"I mean, we tried to kill you off with a Pandemic... but if that's not working, grandma and grandpa are cool with dying right? Totally the owning the libs"

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Walter Wellstone's avatar

Yeah, to that I say “Um, yeah, we gon’ go ‘head’n cancel dat.”

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Well, everyone who has cats will certainly understandhttps://media.giphy.com/med...

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

Being able to still non-comment is surely a good sign.

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Doctoryy Dilettanteyy Debbyy's avatar

I was vaccinated for Stupid Pox in college. I still need regular booster shots so I just keep coming back here for that.

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conti ben's avatar

And I'll take the night shift if need be

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conti ben's avatar

Yes it would!

I said the same thing years ago...They don't have to be good at figuring out messaging...HIRE SOMEONE ELSE to do it

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