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Last I saw it her race was within 60-something votes.

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oh i was thinking that and then slapped myself on the wrist for thinking that.

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Or simply never allowed in, TG.

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And Ryan is still the House Budget Chairman. Fuck you, Janesville.

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Derpy derpy derp derp god bless amercia

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This was a very short and unsatisfying concession speech. We'll probably have to wait for post-electoral whining and snivelling on Fux and other talk shows to get satisfaction.

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I'd love to punch in Dick Morris's face right now (or, really, any time).

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He didn't <em>mean</em> to lead an exodus, he just saw Ann driving the glue factory van and figured it was best to slip out the back and never stop running.

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No, he called on his base to pray for Obama. He did admit the country "chose a different direction", but I have trouble calling that gracious, since he made it sound like the country made a mistake.

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They're too perfect?

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Oh, dammit.

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Hey, finally, at the very last moment, the first mention of climate change in this campaign.

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LOL Michael Steele on MSNBC basically just said conservatism can never fail, it can only be failed. The "butt spanking" the GOP just had wasn't a rejection of conservatism, just the goobers' presentation of it.

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You know Republicans never accept defeat as a refutation of their campaign positions, merely as a sign they need to be <em>more</em> extreme next time.

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It's the rules.

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Short! I like that! No need to drone on and on.

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