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I watch Craig on the Youtube. He's great to watch whilst getting ready for work in the morning. I loves me some Craig and Geoff.

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There goes my penis!

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My sons both considered onions to be the white orbs of death throughout their childhood. They still aren't crazy about them, but the younger one is in his first year of chef training, and they are making him eat more adventurously. He came home a couple of weeks ago raving about the tomato and roasted pepper soup they fed him.

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5 Eastern, or 5 Pacific?

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We're just jealous of your enormous p-ness.

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Two thoughts: 1. Who's useless? 2. Pics, or GTFO

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I guess it gotten eaten by the email-to-comment interface. <a href="http:\/\/www.medlaw.com\/do-ambulance-jam-ups-at-hospitals-violate-emtala\/" target="_blank">Parking</a> was supposed to be stopped back in 2007, but the ERs got around that by the genius move of calling it something else.

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never dearest rebecca. you are our wonkette.

also i hope you are at cole's and i am so jealous for french dip and pimm's cup.

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I had shorter average wait times to see my NHS Doctor for free than I do for the one I have to pay a small fortune for the privilege of being unable to get an appointment with and having to take the PA instead here. I'd <em>much</em> prefer European or Canadian healthcare.

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i hope the '12 election sees the beginning of the great american flushing of the baggers.

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Zulu libel!

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So drunk he gets his d's backwards?

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Geezus? Wouldn't the appropriate exclamation be "Balls"? The hell, man?

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Thankfully it's been a while since my step-daughter told my wife to calm down. That always used to be the most effective way to turn raised voices into nuclear screaming matches.

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Well, yes, I did mean sat upon by a lady. But I don't know Cody's gender, do I? Do I know my own gender, online? Am I a butterfly dreaming of being a man dreaming of being a Wonkette?

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Damfino. Probably Lao Tzu. Lessee -- oh, Zhuangzi. With many alternate spellings, but not Lao Tzu.

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