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Trial observers said rage yam obviously furious that his mistrial request was denied. He actually thought he was going to skip out of there this afternoon. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Live Updates Halfway Through Trump's Hush Money Trial Because Our Journalists Got Lost In The Manhattan Courthouse

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Stormy Daniels recalls opening door to find Trump lounging on his bed wearing Pixar’s ‘Cars’ pajamas.

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Trump seems confused that a woman he once slept with has not yet died of sepsis.

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Trump has interrupted the proceedings to offer Stormy Daniels an additional $130,000 to keep quiet.

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