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Louie Foster's avatar

World Classic Hair Gel!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

And yet, at the same time, there's nobody worthwhile in the GOP to stand up to him. Just a bunch of cowards who can't decide which way to jump.

(Mind you, the concept of somebody "worthwhile" in the former Party of Lincoln, now the Party of Strom Thurmond and Donald Trump, is an antiquated concept.)

XYZ's avatar

He's talking about the drip, drip, drip of gonorrhea?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

"Dammit, I stepped on the guy with the bayonet with my stocking feet again! You're fired!"

Enter Ranting's avatar

I'd like to ask for a fanboat chase through the alligator-infested Everglades, and at least one big explosion.

BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

Topless Midnight Jet Ski Ride is the name of my Starland Vocal Band tribute group.

Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

big nothingburger. waste of 9 minutes.

BoB the TacoɔɒT's avatar

...to graphic novel version of The Fountainhead.

Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

And some bikini babes with Assault Rifles

Monty Market's avatar

FL panhandle sorta guy. Is he a wounded warrior?

3FingerPete's avatar

That ill-fitting coat was kind of interesting, though.

Opiwan's avatar

*Dr. Evil voice*

All I'm asking for is a POP SONG with some FRIKKIN' LASER BEAMS SHOOTING FROM IT!