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Somebody altered the video of Dump pushing the other leader out of his way so that it's Biden pushing Dump out of the way. It was all over my Twitter feed yesterday.

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Dulles Airport is named after the fucker that ordered that an entire generation of liberal intelligent patriotic leaders be murdered and replaced by despots all over the world.

He is also the fucker who refused to accept peace in Vietnam.

Fucking fucker.

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Mon dieu!

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No wonder Sleepy Joe is so sleepy. He hasn't had his daily pepper-upper injections of bleach snorts of Adderall.FIFY

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THAT CANNOT BE REAL KITTEH

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Expanding on that a little - " ... the authoritarian shitheel president of Turkey who Donald Trump quite liked, though not as much as Putin, and who helped Prince Mohammed of Saudi Arabia gruesomely murder a journalist, as authoritarian shitheel presidents tend to do, and as Putin who Trump adored has also done .."Clumsy and verbose, but I believe accurate.

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I like the man! He may stutter a little, and make the occasional gaffe, but he's human and means well and oh dear God, he actually has high-level political experience and qualifications and a fairly good relationship with reality - not to mention having served on the Foreign Relations Committee and been its chairman, which (understatement pending) has to make him far better at foreign relations than Trump. A Chacma baboon with an especially filthy disposition due to grievous hemorrhoids would be better at foreign relations than Trump.

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I love me some Biden and Jill. Watched them meet the Elizabeth II yesterday-caught it by accident-and what a wonderful contrast they were to the former guy, with his flapping Kmart polyester suits, and his icicle wife.

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Plus, Biden's suit was perfectly tailored and he's fit, and Jill looked great.

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Per WaPo because I'm servicey like that:

"Friday night’s five-course dinner will begin with a melon gazpacho, followed by a roasted Cornish turbot caught by a local fisherman and served alongside locally grown new potatoes, greens and wild garlic pesto. Finishing out the meal will be a selection of three Cornish cheeses, a dessert course featuring strawberry Pavlova and a final course comprising of a selection of petit fours that includes a miniature ice cream cone and fudge made from clotted cream, along with chocolate Earl Gray truffles.Saturday, the last night of the summit, leaders will gather for a slightly more informal “barbecue” on the beach. The menu includes canapés of scallops, mackerel and crab claws, and a surf-and-turf meal of seared sirloin, lobsters, broccoli, beets and potato chips — all from local purveyors.Ice cream sundaes will be served before the marshmallows and baked brie, and Cornish sparkling wine will be on offer, along with German riesling and Australian shiraz.For other meals during the summit, world leaders will be able to choose from such options as haggis mousse and lamb sweetbreads stuffed with seaweed, along with more mainstream dishes like Dover sole. Adam Handling, the Scottish chef who came up with the menu, told iNews that he plans to incorporate weeds and offal to make the meals truly sustainable and zero-waste.“I think a lot of chefs play it safe in these situations, but I want to showcase what we can do and promote U.K. produce,” he said, adding that Britain is “still known for roast dinner and fish and chips.”One of the more unusual options on the menu will be Handling’s signature dish, a dessert made from salt-baked celeriac root, truffled cream cheese, confit egg yolks, limes and dates that he invented for his mother."

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Nah -- Joe's not only a deeply spiritual person, he's also very well advised. That wasn't an off-the-cuff, spur-of-the-moment diss. He knows *exactly* what he was saying to Vlad and *exactly* what it means.

Sweet kind Uncle Joey told Putin to his face that he's evil, that he is a personification of evil, that Joe knows it and now Vlad *knows* he knows it.

Yeah, that was planned and I'd lay odds that was prayed over for quite some time too. Standing face to face with Evil and naming it to its face -- that's serious business for a lifelong serious Catholic and Joe has the steel in his spine to do it.

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Or Belgian chocolate.

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If only. Sadly, no.

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The baboon would also look better in a suit.

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♫ ♪ it's nobody's business but the Turks. ♫ ♪

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Refreshing for everyone to see a grown up acting like a grown up, who's not rude, and craving attention while trying to set the world on fire.

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