LIVE FROM PRISON: James Comer’s Latest Star Witness Or Whatever
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Today they’ll get that smoking gun! The House Oversight Committee and Kentucky leg-humper James Comer, its chairman, are having a hearing, and it’s gonna be great.
They have TONY BOBULINSKI, the guy Hunter Biden says is an absolutely incompetent hanger-on who’s just bitter Hunter would never do business with him.
They’ve got Jason Galanis, Comer’s new star witness who is in prison for some stuff. (He’s different from the star witness who just got indicted for feeding Russian disinfo to the FBI.) He will be testifying from prison, because that’s cool.
They don’t have Hunter, because he was like fuck off.
They don’t have Hunter’s business partner Devon Archer.
Oh, but Democrats have:
Democrats, meanwhile, will trot out a familiar figure to try to pull their argument about a GOP clown show together: LEV PARNAS, the former RUDY GIULIANI associate who worked with Giuliani to dig up dirt on Biden ahead of the 2020 election and later did prison time on frud and campaign finance charges.
“Parnas is coming to say all of it was a pure fabrication from the beginning and … given they were running on empty, they just decided to go with conspiracy theories and what turned out to be Russian propaganda,” Raskin said.
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"Raskin: Today, the chairman and his ace Maga detectives have finally jumped the shark. The comedy of errors comes crashing to an end as Republicans in Biden districts beg for Mercy and the committee throws a flabby Hail Mary Pass 3 weeks after the Super Bowl's over."
https://x.com/Acyn/status/1770457982947532845?s=20
Raskin: We see pictures of the phone, can we see the phone itself?
Comer: We got pictures.
Raskin: Yeah, I get that, can we get the phone itself? He says he's willing to give it to us, so a subpoena should be easy. Motion to subpoena the phone.
Jordan: TABLE IT TABLE IT TABLE IT DO NOT LET THEM SEE THE PHONE