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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

How pathetic.

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Duhrew's avatar

Eric Prince’s look is quasi-Hitlerish … feature or bug?

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MsAnthropic's avatar

Years and years ago, I did a lot of criminal justice work (including federal) and a lot of substance use disorder work. My observation suggests they're not going to let him die of alcohol withdrawal (which is actually a good thing, we don't want them neglecting prisoners to death, even him). But they're not going to make him comfortable.

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Bill's avatar

Then, guess it’s a good thing for Stevie B that I’m not in charge of his incarceration. I’d LOVE to watch him sweating the hippie hippie shakes.

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ciaobella's avatar

I don’t think he’s that blasted on booze that his withdrawal would be dangerous. He’ll have some sweaty shakes.

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Celebrity Technical Writer's avatar

I hope that greasy sack of meat sweat and transfats is forced to drink toilet wine to keep the DTs from killing him.

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Ward From Cali's avatar

Gotta note that Bannon couldn't resist issuing just one last Presidential Ratfuck before he reported to prison:

"'Pyrrhic victory'. Steve Bannon claims Biden withdrawing from the race would actually hurt Trump"

https://www.salon.com/2024/07/01/pyrrhic-victory-steve-bannon-claims-biden-withdrawing-from-the-race-would-actually-hurt/?in_brief=true

Yes, we're sure you actually believe that, you triple-shirted felon, and are not trying to give a boost to Replace Biden shitheads scattered among a Democratic base that hates your fucking guts.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

ah! no step on snek flag. what a throwback to the halcyon days of the teabaggers.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

Pretty soon we will hear complaints how being within sniff range of Steve Bannon in prison will be considered cruel and unusual punishment.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Is that MTG attention whoring?

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Is she good for anything else?

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Certainly not the traditional brand of whoring

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

Did his army of MAGAt stupids swoop down and rescue him?

No?

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

MEAL Team Six tried, but they were kicked out their Denny's meeting place.

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Lady MS's avatar

Finally got to ring the angel bell. Late MS had installed a solar wind chime and, as he was circling the drain, whispered ‘wake me when somebody goes to jail’.

Meanwhile, Tricky Dick, from his Resolute Desk in the seventh circle of hell, says, “See? I told you so!

When the President does it, it’s not illegal.” David Frost had a scoop 50 years ahead of time.

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KHL's avatar

Is he LOCK HIM UPPED yet?

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sadie holly's avatar

do they get to shave his hair to prevent lice?

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

If you remove the lice and cockroaches is there anything left?

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Yes, but a high colonic would flush it out

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ReSister For Life Callyson's avatar

That's nice. It's also cold comfort after that fucked up SCOTUS ruling FFS.

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subterrene's avatar

I'm just glad he's getting processed right as SCROTUS' decision came down. At least he can't crow about it this afternoon.

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<Insert Witty Username>'s avatar

Look, when your main selling point as a candidate is "the other guy is an unhinged criminal," lowering yourself to his level is counterproductive. I understand that.

But there's a big part of me that says Biden would be well justified to declare Alito, Roberts, and Thomas threats to national security and ship them off to Gitmo. That's as clear an "official act" as you can get.

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Robert Eckert's avatar

My thought today is that he should simply dismiss the Secret Service and any other security details from Trump and the Justices.

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calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

If we're sending them all to Gitmo, please let's not forget Ginny. Put her on a barge.

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Chuck Dickens's avatar

Doooo eeeeeet!

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Gammarae's avatar

i like it!

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YaJagoff's avatar

He could also round up trump and associates and send the to Gitmo for being a threat to democracy.

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Thomas and Alito should be let go for accepting bribes. Gorsuch and Barrett are both illegitimate.

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VogonPoeticLicense's avatar

Kavanaugh's vetting, also, too.

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Lizard's avatar

Fun fact: I’m going to be spending August very close to Danbury. Maybe I should go by and flip him off.

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Lady MS's avatar

MS did a brief stretch, during which he read everything on the library cart and I mailed and/or hand-delivered his lit of choice. You might want to stop at the desk and leave him a copy of Everything Trump Touches Dies.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

Give him one for me.

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