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How pathetic.

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Eric Prince’s look is quasi-Hitlerish … feature or bug?

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Years and years ago, I did a lot of criminal justice work (including federal) and a lot of substance use disorder work. My observation suggests they're not going to let him die of alcohol withdrawal (which is actually a good thing, we don't want them neglecting prisoners to death, even him). But they're not going to make him comfortable.

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Then, guess it’s a good thing for Stevie B that I’m not in charge of his incarceration. I’d LOVE to watch him sweating the hippie hippie shakes.

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I don’t think he’s that blasted on booze that his withdrawal would be dangerous. He’ll have some sweaty shakes.

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I hope that greasy sack of meat sweat and transfats is forced to drink toilet wine to keep the DTs from killing him.

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Gotta note that Bannon couldn't resist issuing just one last Presidential Ratfuck before he reported to prison:

"'Pyrrhic victory'. Steve Bannon claims Biden withdrawing from the race would actually hurt Trump"

https://www.salon.com/2024/07/01/pyrrhic-victory-steve-bannon-claims-biden-withdrawing-from-the-race-would-actually-hurt/?in_brief=true

Yes, we're sure you actually believe that, you triple-shirted felon, and are not trying to give a boost to Replace Biden shitheads scattered among a Democratic base that hates your fucking guts.

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ah! no step on snek flag. what a throwback to the halcyon days of the teabaggers.

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Pretty soon we will hear complaints how being within sniff range of Steve Bannon in prison will be considered cruel and unusual punishment.

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Is that MTG attention whoring?

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Is she good for anything else?

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Certainly not the traditional brand of whoring

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Did his army of MAGAt stupids swoop down and rescue him?

No?

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MEAL Team Six tried, but they were kicked out their Denny's meeting place.

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Finally got to ring the angel bell. Late MS had installed a solar wind chime and, as he was circling the drain, whispered ‘wake me when somebody goes to jail’.

Meanwhile, Tricky Dick, from his Resolute Desk in the seventh circle of hell, says, “See? I told you so!

When the President does it, it’s not illegal.” David Frost had a scoop 50 years ahead of time.

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Is he LOCK HIM UPPED yet?

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do they get to shave his hair to prevent lice?

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If you remove the lice and cockroaches is there anything left?

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Yes, but a high colonic would flush it out

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That's nice. It's also cold comfort after that fucked up SCOTUS ruling FFS.

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I'm just glad he's getting processed right as SCROTUS' decision came down. At least he can't crow about it this afternoon.

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Look, when your main selling point as a candidate is "the other guy is an unhinged criminal," lowering yourself to his level is counterproductive. I understand that.

But there's a big part of me that says Biden would be well justified to declare Alito, Roberts, and Thomas threats to national security and ship them off to Gitmo. That's as clear an "official act" as you can get.

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My thought today is that he should simply dismiss the Secret Service and any other security details from Trump and the Justices.

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If we're sending them all to Gitmo, please let's not forget Ginny. Put her on a barge.

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Doooo eeeeeet!

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i like it!

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He could also round up trump and associates and send the to Gitmo for being a threat to democracy.

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Thomas and Alito should be let go for accepting bribes. Gorsuch and Barrett are both illegitimate.

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Kavanaugh's vetting, also, too.

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Fun fact: I’m going to be spending August very close to Danbury. Maybe I should go by and flip him off.

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MS did a brief stretch, during which he read everything on the library cart and I mailed and/or hand-delivered his lit of choice. You might want to stop at the desk and leave him a copy of Everything Trump Touches Dies.

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Give him one for me.

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