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It might be Charles Limburger.

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A gun in each hand comes in handy at a time of need? And, one on the side, for emergency?

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Easier and less time-consuming for everyone to wear a Kevlar Vest, in addition to a mask!

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Mitch really, actually wanted Garland to be AG, because it's about time that something should be done about all this crazy bullshit that he himself is past tired of dealing with, and makes him dream of returning to "My Old Kentucky Home"!

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Cat will acquire a taste for mouse-food in no-time!

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Sometimes, there are some things they just cannot turn a blind eye to, for whatever the "reason".

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"Just Doobie It!" sometime!

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Wear earplugs on a lanyard to save mute-button time!

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Mine. But I get flagged enough times to not have to worry about it.

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"Dept. Of Self-Help And Maintenence" doesn't have time to design one.

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Effect of all that CSN you're doing all the time!

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Let's just be happy it wasn't porn they were watching in the background, lol.

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Create a new Commission with the same powers, to save time!

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They all do that all the time; this time, it's more obvious.

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Use the "Disgusted Face" to save time and wear!

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Ordinarily, I am not in any way opposed to celebrity sex tapes: "See Jennifer Love Hewitt 'Stepmom' local area poolboy!". I'm like, sure, I got a couple minutes. However, I am directly opposed to showing this tape to any creature with eyes with 1 exception: I think the US Senate should be forced to watch it Clockwork Orange style.

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