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Tom Wagner's avatar

It might be Charles Limburger.

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Jac Cabo's avatar

A gun in each hand comes in handy at a time of need? And, one on the side, for emergency?

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Jac Cabo's avatar

Easier and less time-consuming for everyone to wear a Kevlar Vest, in addition to a mask!

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Jac Cabo's avatar

Mitch really, actually wanted Garland to be AG, because it's about time that something should be done about all this crazy bullshit that he himself is past tired of dealing with, and makes him dream of returning to "My Old Kentucky Home"!

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Jac Cabo's avatar

Cat will acquire a taste for mouse-food in no-time!

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Jac Cabo's avatar

Sometimes, there are some things they just cannot turn a blind eye to, for whatever the "reason".

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Jac Cabo's avatar

"Just Doobie It!" sometime!

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Jac Cabo's avatar

Wear earplugs on a lanyard to save mute-button time!

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Jac Cabo's avatar

Mine. But I get flagged enough times to not have to worry about it.

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Jac Cabo's avatar

"Dept. Of Self-Help And Maintenence" doesn't have time to design one.

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Jac Cabo's avatar

Effect of all that CSN you're doing all the time!

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Stan Dan Deliver's avatar

Let's just be happy it wasn't porn they were watching in the background, lol.

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Jac Cabo's avatar

Create a new Commission with the same powers, to save time!

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Jac Cabo's avatar

They all do that all the time; this time, it's more obvious.

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Jac Cabo's avatar

Use the "Disgusted Face" to save time and wear!

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one_eyed_willy's avatar

Ordinarily, I am not in any way opposed to celebrity sex tapes: "See Jennifer Love Hewitt 'Stepmom' local area poolboy!". I'm like, sure, I got a couple minutes. However, I am directly opposed to showing this tape to any creature with eyes with 1 exception: I think the US Senate should be forced to watch it Clockwork Orange style.

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