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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan.

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RRJKR's avatar

Biden 81, Trump 78. Wowo!! huge difference. Decent truthful old guy vs lying scumbag old guy. The choice should be obvious to any decent truthful American.

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JCfromNC's avatar

And even *if* Biden is showing signs of mental decline (not yet proven, but that's not stopping The Pundit Class from yammering about it endlessly), the lying scumbag guy has been showing a *lot* of obvious signs for months now -- yet The Pundit Class, who seems sooo concerned about age-related fitness, stays strangely silent on it all. It's a real head-scratcher.

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Kay Ducky's avatar

Remember, he officially asked his staff, after the fact that he had hid like a baby in his level -12 bunker from a peaceful protest, if the person who leaked that information could be found and killed.

Edit: Now an official act of the presidency

To legitimately use his fascist rhetoric, "the next time it will be you"

Half of this country is fucking insane.

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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

Less than half, sweetie. Please keep that in mind. 💜

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Kay Ducky's avatar

Nearly half will vote for him. Maybe not vouch for him personally, but still vouch for him politically. And in certain states, that will be enough.

I find it hard to be positive right now.

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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

Don't make me come over there and feed you happiness! I can!

It's 3 months to the election. That's a loooooong time in politics. Maybe Melania will spread his cheeseburgers with lime jello. No one knows. 💜

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Kay Ducky's avatar

Maybe there is hope. Obese 78 year-olds with high stress, terrible sleep patterns, and poor eating habits drop dead all of the time.

This week has been a massive downer, and it's only Tuesday.

Oh fuck, I thought I was making a joke, but it is only Tuesday!

I'll be fine, I vacillate.

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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

There is hope. Voters. Lots and lots of voters. We can do it. 🙂

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Mark Baker's avatar

trump's dementia is still rapidly accelerating. That's something no amount of media worshipping him, will prevent.

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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

But they won't talk about it. That's the biggest problem.

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RRJKR's avatar

True, but still way too many

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RRJKR's avatar

Joe Biden had a cold; Unfit for office!! Trump is a convicted felon (most likely overturned on a technicality) a serial liar and serial adulterer, We're cool with that! WTF is wrong with people??

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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

🎶 Where do I begin 🎶

Trump talks stoopid. "He talks to me," said every inbred Trump supporter. He appeals to their fear. He supports their fear. He magnifies their fear. He created their fear.

Now, guess what they're scared of the most?

EVERYTHING NOT WHITE, NOT MALE, and EDU-MA-CATION.

We're stuck with these ignorant, racist bigots now. I miss when they stayed under their rocks. 💜🙂

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GiggleSnort's avatar

I keep thinking: all these powerful people who are greasing the way to having God-Emperor Trump because they like him or they like some of his policies are probably not actually serving their own interests. Because he is not very bright, woefully uninformed, and unstable. That's really a recipe for disaster.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

They'll kill him off and puppet Vance or whoever...

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rmontcal's avatar

"woefully uniformed" LOL (sorry)

AI bot, plz show me Trump in a clown suit!

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GiggleSnort's avatar

Fixed it, thx.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

The Dog Days of summer are heating up.

Here are RFK Jr’s favorite hot dog recipes.

Vanity Fair

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

The brain worm says #3 is to die for!

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Eileen's avatar

Now have VANITY FAIR entering the mix?! Eff me....

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Mysterysurf's avatar

OT, but there are two babby fawns just lounging on my front lawn. I can't get a picture because there's a shrubbery in the way, darn it. Not sure where momma is.

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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

She's there. Kudos to you for whatever you've done for her to trust her babies won't be harmed. 💜🙂

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Runfastandwin's avatar

Less speechifyng and more action is what we need.

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belfryo's avatar

The upside to the shitshow, if vindictive schadenfreude is ur thang...international tourism us in a STTEP decline, and most tourist areas are heavily run by RW shitbags

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Gotta say, there are a few states with beautiful national parks that I won't set foot in because fuck you I give enough of my tax dollars to you.

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blueicebank's avatar

OT. Slava Ukraini.

CNN — Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin said Tuesday that the US will soon announce more than $2.3 billion in military aid for Ukraine. “This package under presidential drawdown authority will provide new air defense interceptors, anti-tank weapons, and other critical munitions from US inventories,” Austin said in a meeting with Ukrainian Defense Minister Rustem Umerov. “It will also enable the United States to procure more Patriot and NASAMs air defense interceptors, which will be provided on an accelerated timeline by the resequencing of deliveries for some foreign military sales.”

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/02/politics/us-ukraine-military-assistance-package/index.html

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Priority 1 - make the skies over far western Russia into a turkey shoot

Priority 2 - take care of that fucking Kerch bridge

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Priority 0.75 - Leave some windows open in Putin's office and hope that gravity and tradition do their thing.

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Daniel's avatar

"Oh, and by the way," Biden said in the phone call the the Ukrainian President, "I want you to do me a favour though. Yeah, the Supreme Court says it's fine now."

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The Wanderer's avatar

GOOD

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The Wanderer's avatar

OT: Romania goes home. Coming up, the latest in the feud between the Habsburgs and the Osmanoglus.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Over at Mediaite there’s like 15+ articles about the Democrats panicking over Biden.

Where the fuck is this level of concern over the 4 time indicted convicted felon rapist fraudster insurrectionist who was just granted immunity to shoot his rivals?

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Isn't that just three or four old guys saying that he should step down? Because Pelosi told press the meat that she didn't go on any of the Sunday shows because they lie about what she's said. She's old too though so maybe she doesn't know what she's saying. s/

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Wokey McWokeface's avatar

GOP not panicking about criminal party leader. Film at 11.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

I do t give a flying fuck about Biden’s age.

I don’t want a goddamn King.

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Mindy OkayIloveyoubyebye's avatar

You spelled "dictator" wrong.

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Bobathonic's avatar

I'd go vote for him

I'd go vote for him

I'd go vote for him

But he's so OLD

Apologies to Mick and the gang

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RocktonSam's avatar

Daddy you're a fool to cry and it makes me wonder why...

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Kristy Noem: I shot my dog.

RFK Jr: But did you bbq it?

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Antifa Commander's avatar

I shot the mastiff,

But I did not shoot the JRT

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Daniel's avatar

"Rook rat ruh rideo- rack rand ro ruh reft. Rack, rand ro ruh reft."

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Brando's avatar

I don't want to know.

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RocktonSam's avatar

A couple of French guys are drawing dicks on roads of the route of the tour de France.

Other people are turning those dicks into pretty butterflys.

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Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Alas, we have a ‘savior’.

A Savior Emerges: Marianne Williamson Announces She Will Seek Democratic Nomination at the Convention

https://www.mediaite.com/news/a-savior-emerges-marianne-williamson-announces-she-will-seek-democratic-nomination-at-the-convention/

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Ryp's avatar

This sort of desperate cry for attention may be a sign of cognitive decline. She should get tested.

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Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Oh for fuck's sake.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

"Help me Marianne Williamson, you're our only hope!" -- Quoted no droid ever.

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Eileen's avatar

I hope I can make it to the bathroom in time after seeing this!

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Why not? The entertainment options were limited. Just put her on-stage the same time as the High School marching band.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Why not seek the Holy Grail? She has a better chance there.

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Snarfyguy's avatar

She's going to have to do all the work on her campaign by herself because I don't think anybody's going to work for her after she fired her entire staff . . . twice (I think it was twice).

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Mavenmaven's avatar

Another funded-by-the-right spoiler, apparently received funding from Fox, etc.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

That loony bint is nothing but a public menace.

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Mr blob's avatar

“Thanks but no”

I’ll save you the spoiler of how this is going to go Marianne

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Richard S's avatar

Who is she again?

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Brando's avatar

So this is how America dies.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

With a cross in its' hands and a hood on its' head....

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Rosy red ASS's avatar

Sure Jan.

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Sophia's avatar

RFK Jr has also offered himself up for the task.

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RocktonSam's avatar

Chicago is known for its pavement throwing bouncers.

Any one of them are up for the task at a moments notice.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I hope she gets thrown out face first onto the pavement.

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