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Joe's blue eyes and killer smile, will love him forever. Also love the word "Presidenting."

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Ta, Evan. I love Joe Biden.

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OHJB! The best President of my lifetime, and I'm _old_!

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I’m old too. I put him second to LBJ. That’s still one of the best.

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LBJ had good points, but Vietnam was an albatross for him.

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What a guy!

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I LOVE THAT THEY ARE DOING THIS

Because people don't KNOW!!

“Who’s got a twist cone??”

It is the STATE FAIR, y’all – and Governor (and our next Vice President) Walz is serving ice cream cones

https://twitter.com/lesleyabravanel/status/1831057346539421879

#VoteBlue 💙💙

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We love ya, OHJB!

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I want OHJB to pose in front of the Supreme Court building with a bloody two-headed axe that says "OFFICIAL AXE" on it. That's not a lot to ask, is it?

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The immunnity. It burns.

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I'm guessing you are not a Dale Carnegie alumnus?

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Why bother with trying to make friends when the influencing of people is so easy.

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And ... I've got other people's shit coming up in my shower again.

I'm glad my place only has a single story or I'd be leaping. I'm busy. I don't need this nonsense. How do you manage hundreds of thousands of patients and a highly skilled tech team against your FUCKING PLUMBING

I do not need this

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EEEEeUUUUEEUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Your shit is also probably coming up in other peoples showers as well. So one needs to be controlled in your reaction.

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Share the shit like a good communist.

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It is also likely that some of the shit coming up in his shower originated from

FukuiSanYesOta

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The trees are conspiring against you.

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OT:

[coworker gives me cell number]

Me: [sends text]

Him: Did you just smish me?

Me: Uh

Me: Yeah

Him: What the fuck, dude?

Me: I guess I shouldn't do that to coworkers

Him: You're an asshole but that is hilarious

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The Wonketariat has been here before!

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"smish"?

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SMS phishing - I was trying to get him to click a link which would have given me a lot of his phone info

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Just this weekend I was reading about maliciously coded QR codes that allegedly suck all the info from your phone when you visit the link. Hard to believe the phone security would allow such a thing, but here we are.

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How are we supposed to figure out how the malicious ones are different than the other ones ...?

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Bottom line, I’m not pointing my camera at any QR codes.

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Until I verify the original claim, which originated with a cop reporting on the exploit. Sounds implausible, but there could be deep flaws in mature phone OS I guess.

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Someone at Alphabet and/or Apple is drooling over the data they can acquire this way and thinking of ways to monetize it.

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I’m still curious how a URL can defeat every bit of security that keeps your data private? Why would a browser have access to protected storage and encryption deets?

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It's TechTalk, Elassus, fugeddaboutit.

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*nerd*

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Strictly speaking, Nerd is a very specialized small subset of TechTalk.

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#WellActually

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I'm working from home and it's the day from hell and my boss had been off for nearly 2 weeks and now she's in her last week before she takes a new job elsewhere. There will be an adult beverage before 5:00. Sorry, not sorry.

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Yikes, that's a lot

I need one of those invisible planes like Wonder Woman has, so I could fly in and help you out

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PAB's KKKultists now have American Flags with his ugly mug plastered across it. That is a blatant act of desecration of the highest order. It's well past time someone does something about it.

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MTG still not indicted.

https://x.com/AnnaBower/status/1830978643352568096

23K likes and rising for a claim that has no basis in reality.

Please follow real legal journalists, not sketchy clickbait accounts.

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Unfortunately you still cannot indict anyone for galling, deliberate attention-whoring acts of blatant inhumanity in the United States.

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The Prison-Industrial complex agrees, while bowing its head in sadness and regret.

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It's not bowing its head

It's looking right at you and daring you to defy it by yourself

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LOOK AT ME!

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I AM THE REPRESENTATIVE NOW

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A girl can dream though.

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It's going to get likes because it's something people want to see happen.

To the best of my knowledge, MTG hasn't been indicted of anything besides being an asshole, which isn't illegal.

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If being an asshole was illegal, MTG would get the death penalty.

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Would have been aborted post birth.

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𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 ‘𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲’ 𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 — 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭

Uh-huh.

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Of course he probably hasn't. He doesn't read, that's for nerds. All he knows is that it will give him more power. And that's great.

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There's a pretty good chance that Trump hasn't cumulatively read 900 pages in his 78 years on this rock.

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So...he hasn't read Infinite Jest?

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or Confederacy of Dunces three times.

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He's a Dunce who likes the Confederacy, why would he need to read about it?

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"I don't know anything about it. It's too extreme, but I don't know anything about it."

PAB actually said that and you'll be shocked..SHOCKED that no paper of record asked how those statements could co-exist if the speaker wasn't lying about at least one point he was making.

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Half credit because he's never read anything that wasn't about him.

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Believable, since he can't read

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He can read a few words. I, me, mine lawyer....

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(insert "Sure, Jan" gif here.)

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Truly amazing he has the gall to show his face in public being so old.

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Sep 3·edited Sep 3

Hey Joe, where you going with that Netanyahu in your hand? Oops! He was there just a second ago!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUPifXX0foU

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IMPEECH! He's speaking in coherent sentences! UNPREZIDENTIAL!

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