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kmblue187's avatar

Joe's blue eyes and killer smile, will love him forever. Also love the word "Presidenting."

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I love Joe Biden.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

OHJB! The best President of my lifetime, and I'm _old_!

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Priceofcivilization's avatar

I’m old too. I put him second to LBJ. That’s still one of the best.

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Viole Falusche's avatar

LBJ had good points, but Vietnam was an albatross for him.

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SethTriggs's avatar

What a guy!

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"M"'s avatar

I LOVE THAT THEY ARE DOING THIS

Because people don't KNOW!!

“Who’s got a twist cone??”

It is the STATE FAIR, y’all – and Governor (and our next Vice President) Walz is serving ice cream cones

https://twitter.com/lesleyabravanel/status/1831057346539421879

#VoteBlue 💙💙

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LP's avatar

We love ya, OHJB!

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Antifa Commander's avatar

I want OHJB to pose in front of the Supreme Court building with a bloody two-headed axe that says "OFFICIAL AXE" on it. That's not a lot to ask, is it?

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Msgr MΩment, Neurodegenerate's avatar

The immunnity. It burns.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

I'm guessing you are not a Dale Carnegie alumnus?

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eppe's avatar

Why bother with trying to make friends when the influencing of people is so easy.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

And ... I've got other people's shit coming up in my shower again.

I'm glad my place only has a single story or I'd be leaping. I'm busy. I don't need this nonsense. How do you manage hundreds of thousands of patients and a highly skilled tech team against your FUCKING PLUMBING

I do not need this

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

EEEEeUUUUEEUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Goonemeritus's avatar

Your shit is also probably coming up in other peoples showers as well. So one needs to be controlled in your reaction.

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Cock Blockula's avatar

Share the shit like a good communist.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

It is also likely that some of the shit coming up in his shower originated from

FukuiSanYesOta

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Resource NW's avatar

The trees are conspiring against you.

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

OT:

[coworker gives me cell number]

Me: [sends text]

Him: Did you just smish me?

Me: Uh

Me: Yeah

Him: What the fuck, dude?

Me: I guess I shouldn't do that to coworkers

Him: You're an asshole but that is hilarious

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

The Wonketariat has been here before!

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ExecutorElassus's avatar

"smish"?

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FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

SMS phishing - I was trying to get him to click a link which would have given me a lot of his phone info

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Just this weekend I was reading about maliciously coded QR codes that allegedly suck all the info from your phone when you visit the link. Hard to believe the phone security would allow such a thing, but here we are.

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"M"'s avatar

How are we supposed to figure out how the malicious ones are different than the other ones ...?

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Bottom line, I’m not pointing my camera at any QR codes.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Until I verify the original claim, which originated with a cop reporting on the exploit. Sounds implausible, but there could be deep flaws in mature phone OS I guess.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Someone at Alphabet and/or Apple is drooling over the data they can acquire this way and thinking of ways to monetize it.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

I’m still curious how a URL can defeat every bit of security that keeps your data private? Why would a browser have access to protected storage and encryption deets?

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eppe's avatar

It's TechTalk, Elassus, fugeddaboutit.

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eppe's avatar

Strictly speaking, Nerd is a very specialized small subset of TechTalk.

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"M"'s avatar

#WellActually

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

I'm working from home and it's the day from hell and my boss had been off for nearly 2 weeks and now she's in her last week before she takes a new job elsewhere. There will be an adult beverage before 5:00. Sorry, not sorry.

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"M"'s avatar

Yikes, that's a lot

I need one of those invisible planes like Wonder Woman has, so I could fly in and help you out

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ᴄᴏɢꜱᴡᴇʟʟ's avatar

PAB's KKKultists now have American Flags with his ugly mug plastered across it. That is a blatant act of desecration of the highest order. It's well past time someone does something about it.

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defpac's avatar

MTG still not indicted.

https://x.com/AnnaBower/status/1830978643352568096

23K likes and rising for a claim that has no basis in reality.

Please follow real legal journalists, not sketchy clickbait accounts.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Unfortunately you still cannot indict anyone for galling, deliberate attention-whoring acts of blatant inhumanity in the United States.

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eppe's avatar

The Prison-Industrial complex agrees, while bowing its head in sadness and regret.

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"M"'s avatar

It's not bowing its head

It's looking right at you and daring you to defy it by yourself

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defpac's avatar

I AM THE REPRESENTATIVE NOW

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Don'tBlameTheDog's avatar

A girl can dream though.

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Chemical's avatar

It's going to get likes because it's something people want to see happen.

To the best of my knowledge, MTG hasn't been indicted of anything besides being an asshole, which isn't illegal.

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Caepan's avatar

If being an asshole was illegal, MTG would get the death penalty.

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defpac's avatar

Would have been aborted post birth.

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Prometheus59650's avatar

𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐬 ‘𝐩𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥𝐲’ 𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝟐𝟎𝟐𝟓 — 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭

Uh-huh.

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Anarchy Pony's avatar

Of course he probably hasn't. He doesn't read, that's for nerds. All he knows is that it will give him more power. And that's great.

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Zeitgeist's avatar

There's a pretty good chance that Trump hasn't cumulatively read 900 pages in his 78 years on this rock.

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Oblio's Cap's avatar

So...he hasn't read Infinite Jest?

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Zeitgeist's avatar

or Confederacy of Dunces three times.

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Khavrinen's avatar

He's a Dunce who likes the Confederacy, why would he need to read about it?

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

"I don't know anything about it. It's too extreme, but I don't know anything about it."

PAB actually said that and you'll be shocked..SHOCKED that no paper of record asked how those statements could co-exist if the speaker wasn't lying about at least one point he was making.

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V4Virginia's avatar

Half credit because he's never read anything that wasn't about him.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

(insert "Sure, Jan" gif here.)

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Resource NW's avatar

He can read a few words. I, me, mine lawyer....

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

Truly amazing he has the gall to show his face in public being so old.

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Kay Ducky's avatar

Hey Joe, where you going with that Netanyahu in your hand? Oops! He was there just a second ago!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUPifXX0foU

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

IMPEECH! He's speaking in coherent sentences! UNPREZIDENTIAL!

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