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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan.

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CJLB's avatar

Wow. Just wow. Excellent speech. I understand the assignment. We are not playing around.

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Happy Camper's avatar

I love her smile!

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MarionNYNY's avatar

I just want "We are not playing around" to be the tagline.

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The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

WE WILL NOT GO BACK!

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

OMG, just turned it on and SHE IS WEARING A TAN SUIT!

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noname's avatar

Let it go

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IMPOed's avatar

GASP!!!

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

Let's just hope she doesn't start eating fancy mustard. ELITIST!!!!!!!

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Meccalopolis's avatar

She puts dijon on her arugula while wearing a tan suit!

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Deb is not indicted's avatar

a tan pant suit?!?

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SethTriggs's avatar

Kamala Harris is awesome, I'm proud to get to vote for her again!

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

KH was actually my first choice in 2020, but then I thought she veered too far to the left, and she ended up losing steam. Then I think I liked Warren, but she ran too far to the left. By the time the primaries came, I voted for Biden since I thought he was actually centrist enough to win.

She just needs to follow the Biden, and Obama, playbook - run in the middle, so that you can actually win, and then do the most that you can get done with the Congress you've got. I think she's got a pretty good shot at winning, and Ipsos had a poll come out yesterday that had her 2 points up on Dump. She's certainly bringing a lot of new energy that our party needed. Let's just hope the Electoral College goes our way, and we can all relax for a few more years.

It would be so satisfying to see Trump not only lose to a woman, but a WOC. That will KILL him.

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Lefty Proud's avatar

She hit out of the park! So glad she is the (presumptive) candidate!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Now I need to fetch a Kleenex. America's next President is discussing the incredible work and incredible heart of the current President, Joe Biden.

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cmd Human Scum's avatar

The 3 things I have seen her do since Joe stepped aside all started with v ery nice remarks about Joe.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Without Joe she would not be there.

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

But a lot of other people would not even think of speaking about Joe that way.

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LP's avatar

I have to work, so I'll probably miss Joe's speech, but I'm not so sure my heart could take it anyway.

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ciaobella's avatar

Good old fashioned gun nut family

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/24/us/politics/fbi-director-wray-trump-shooting-hearing.html

Secret Service snipers killed the gunman, Thomas Crooks, 20, after locating him on a nearby roof. Mr. Crooks was armed with an AR-15-style rifle and had magazines for the rifle and a bulletproof vest in his car along with the drone. . . .

Mr. Wray also disclosed on Wednesday that the son bought the rifle from his father and that the family had 14 firearms in the house.

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Nolan_Mark5 - 仕事の鬼's avatar

88.5 yards.

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

Mostly safe family!

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Only ONE of them was a bad guy with a gun.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

This ASL interpreter is absolutely magnificent. She's communicating exuberance beautifully.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I should be working on something, but here I am being entranced by the Vice President's smile.

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gnomemansanisland's avatar

How many times did OHJB say that?

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Uncle Milburn's avatar

And he is the king of smiles

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gnomemansanisland's avatar

Yeah, he's got a good one. As does Jill.

Gonna miss them.

But Kamala and Doug also have great smiles!

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Daniel's avatar

OT

"In an interview with Politico's Olivia Beavers, Comer indicated that the contents of the report may not matter so much now that President Joe Biden has dropped out of the 2024 presidential race.

"I feel like we’ve done our job," Comer told Beavers. "Our part of the report has been finished for a long time. They can publish it or not — I guess things change if [Biden is] not running again.""

https://www.rawstory.com/james-comer-biden-impeachment-2668808175/

I think this is an admission.

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ZorPern's avatar

Oh yeah! He still exists....

Now that we suddenly don't care if Hur is a special counsel, can we back off of Jack?

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OneWhiteWhisker's avatar

I had no idea that a House Repub's job was to run around with their thumbs up their butt squawking like a wet hen. Interesting!

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SethTriggs's avatar

Yep, generate FUD to defeat Joe Biden. The MSM will uncritically report it. So they'll try to fuck this chicken with Kamala Harris now.

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RocktonSam's avatar

"I feel like we did our jobs"

Wanking motion...

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Publishing blank sheets of paper should be fairly easy and cheap, pigfuck. Go for it.

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Daniel's avatar

"Lorem ipsum sounds pretty serious. Print it!"

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OT: Phoenix temperature 97F at 10:20 MST. Bad news: Hamilton's A/C quit working last night. Service call made, appointment between 13:00 and 17:00 today. It's 87F indoors. The cats are flat and Hamilton is doing a wet tshirt contest.

https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fmedia_upload%2Fcomment%2F54367f4e-d5b0-4266-b4a1-226d78ee40c2%2Fc4e2692a-63ec-46a1-9d0a-4ae6f17924e8.jpeg

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LP's avatar

Tip you probably already know: Bowl of ice water, dip a washcloth into it and wear it around your neck. It helps. Hope the AC fix is quick and easy.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Ugh. Can you go to a cooling center if you need to?

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Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

I need to fix the battery in my car first. My problem is what to do about the kittehs. However, the heat is not bothering them too much yet. Simba is purring on my shoulder causing me to get a big sweat spot because he is warm. But the fan is blowing on us. I need to get off of my butt and get some water though I don't want to get too dehydrated.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

Cat on a Hot Work Desk

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JanuaryClaire's avatar

Yuck. I hope they come sooner rather than later, so you and The Crew get some relief!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

My entire heart goes out to you, Hammy! I've just survived about two weeks of triple digit temps without any AC and didn't believe I could last much longer. The heat FINALLY broke last night and it's much more pleasant here in the low eighties.

I hope so much the repairs can be made swiftly so that you can get cooled off!

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Bradthe🤖's avatar

I used this video to fix mine for less than $100.

https://youtu.be/FQisFmMtAis

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Simba: "This sooooo messes with my fur styling! Fix it, Hammy!"

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Bobathonic's avatar

Yuk!

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

I am more than happy to vote for her and turn the country over to the yute of America!

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Justin, disciple of Apollyon's avatar

"What's a yute?"

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

Watch 'My Cousin Vinnie'. It's how pesci pronounces youth.

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Uncle Milburn's avatar

Someone just under 60.

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Gout Machine's avatar

OT but chaos at the opening football match of the Paris Olympics! (Some sports get a head start before the opening ceremonies.)

𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐩𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐥 𝐛𝐲 𝐀𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬 𝐎𝐥𝐲𝐦𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐧’𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐟𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐮𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠.

𝐌𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐞𝐝, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐕𝐀𝐑 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞. 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝟐-𝟏 𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲.

𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲’𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐚 𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥 𝐰𝐢𝐧.

𝐎𝐛𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐯𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐜𝐨 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐭𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐆𝐞𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐲-𝐆𝐮𝐢𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐭-𝐄𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐞 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐀𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝟐-𝟐 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐠𝐨𝐚𝐥 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐌𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝟏𝟔𝐭𝐡 𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐝𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞.

𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐚 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐧. 𝐁𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐮𝐩𝐬 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐰𝐧 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐞𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝.

https://apnews.com/article/olympics-2024-argentina-morocco-ed408ab5f6fa529ba63ad59aee082d75

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"M"'s avatar

Here's a much nicer piece of Olympic news than that

"I just want to say thank you to my fellow team usa olympians/athletes for voting and choosing me for this incredible honor to be the flag bearer for the opening ceremony ❤️. Thank you so much. I am incredibly honored. 🥹🇺🇸'

https://twitter.com/CocoGauff/status/1816085630419398814

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Gout Machine's avatar

"DEI flag bearer" in 3 ... 2 ...

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Sophia's avatar

When you take your sports much too seriously

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Gout Machine's avatar

Right? It's the Olympics, which nobody in football gives a shit about. This ain't the Euros or the World Cup.

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Richard S's avatar

If it *were* the World Cup, the area hospitals would be overwhelmed with the injured.

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Napoleon's avatar

I was watching that and was so mad I turned out off before I heard it was called offsides. It really seems like they were trying to put a thumb on the scale for the favorites.

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Gout Machine's avatar

U.S. men play France at 3 ET ...

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Napoleon's avatar

I'd love to see us do well. Our best Olympic performance was second of three.

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Eileen's avatar

Wow

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