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bluePNWcats's avatar

Thank you Evan. We do know better.

Dirty-Work's avatar

NotTheOnion:

-- Elon Musk Can't Keep Tesla Pay Package Worth More Than $55 Billion

bluePNWcats's avatar

Who knew being a mediocre fascist dickbag wasn't worth a $55 BILLION dollar paycheck?

Maybe's avatar

No one can do enough work to earn $55 billion. Impossible.

EyeQueue's avatar

Womp womp, fucker.

I hate that guy.

Nancy Naive's avatar

Not exactly a paragon of democratic virtue, when asked about Trump’s character flaws, John Bolton replied, “Trump doesn’t have character flaws. Trump doesn’t have character.”

jltympanum's avatar

I can't stand that pompous ass Bolton, but I admit that reply is pretty clever.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Say what you will about the tenets of John Bolton, at least it is an ethos.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Damn, no Reek today. Others will have to ask leading propaganda questions for him, I guess.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

I am confident that stupid questions will be asked.

Jezdukowski's avatar

The repuke party has NOTHING to offer 99.9999% of Americans.

Unless bitching and whining about your sorry ass lot in life is what you consider "governance" - then they are definitely the shithole party for you.

Euripides Pants's avatar

The pentagon has the sophistication to create a pop star with millions of fans – that's a given.

goCatgo's avatar

Yeah, that is about right.

The Pentagon has to run pretty fast to keep up with front line troops when the shit gets deep.

V4Virginia's avatar

I have to turn it off while they discuss That Thing Over There. Somebody let me know when it's time for Douchy to be an idiot.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Is Taylor Swift a psy op paid for with Chinese money wired to Hunter Biden’s home address?

By Peter Dooshy

Dirty-Work's avatar

We will be crushed by our intellectual betters on the right!

Dirty-Work's avatar

"psy op" their current little black dress for any occasion when there's just no there, there.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Don't ask me why, but I'm picturing Scarlett Johansson in that little black dress.

Antifa Commander's avatar

…bashing some goon’s skull open with an old telephone.

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

I KNEW that was why I thought of her!

Richard S's avatar

Calmly waits until he gets home to look for pics of Ms. Johansson in a little black dress....

Dirty-Work's avatar

It's a mystery for myself also twos.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Enquirer Minds want to know!

Snarfyguy's avatar

*comment edited for brevity*

Dirty-Work's avatar

The hand signer is my new hero.

Euripides Pants's avatar

It's social media scolding day in the Senate and it's Marsha Blackburn's turn. Ugh.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Oh good lord. Just because a whole bunch of people unfriend you on Facebook doesn't mean you're being deplatformed, you hateful-haired sow.

Jezdukowski's avatar

Hateful-haired, FTW!!!!!

Mysterysurf's avatar

Impeachment charade! Indeed, Ms. Jean-Pierre, indeed.

VasyaCognito's avatar

President Biden comforts family of fallen soldier.

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen:

Wow. Footage just surfaced of President Biden giving a private phone call to the family of a soldier killed last weekend.

He told them that he is promoting their daughter posthumously to sergeant. The family broke down in tears.

https://twitter.com/NoLieWithBTC/status/1752718018788938236

V4Virginia's avatar

It's almost as though he were a human being.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Uncle Joe knows too well what it's like to be a grieving parent.

The man gives a genuine damn regarding the gutting grief and pain those good people are suffering.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

He didn’t call her a sucker and a loser?

Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Well, that's the paramount reason that the PAB needs to win in November!

Boaty the plural's avatar

These guys are just identity politics all the way down.

God above man

Man above woman

Rich above poor

Employers above employees....

A rich woman who doesn't behave submissively violates many of the conservative precepts.

EyeQueue's avatar

From a gentleman who was taking on the local Bint for Liberty on Nextdoor:

• God above Man

• Man above Nature

• The Disciplined (Strong) above the Undisciplined (Weak)

• The Rich above the Poor

• Employers above Employees

• Adults above Children

• Western culture above other cultures

• America above other countries

• Men above Women

• Whites above Nonwhites

• Christians above non-Christians

• Straights above Gays

noname's avatar

Ah, the Medieval Great Chain of Being, once again.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Straights above Gays

“It’s fine if you’re not receiving! No homo!”

Rocket Cat's avatar

Bingo. Swift violated their manosphere by not shutting up and going away when they told her to. She cannot be controlled and forced to obey in spite of their abuse.

feralboy12's avatar

I don't think they used the thermostats. That's just silly. More likely, it was high-speed impressionist paintings beamed onto the wall by the Rosicrucians.