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1st light's avatar

I just watched the Meidas Touch on Judge Cannon. She's talking about moving the March (or May) trial dates, because she's messed things up so much, but she doesn't want to move them too far back, and in fact is not moving them anywhere yet because she knows if she moves, Fani Willis will swoop in and grab the May dates. How soon can Jack Smith ask the 11th Circuit to kick her off the trial completely??

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MrPug's avatar

Given that Trump said on Lying Ass Social that he will nominate her for a SCOTUS seat if he is back in the WH, that idiot should have to recuse herself.

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1st light's avatar

Well yeah, but I think that is coming.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

"No hate sees the light of day". Karine, luv, to do this, the PAB must be permanently gagged.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Another unspeakably stupid question. Al Qaeda is a totally different animal than Hamas. For one thing, Al Qaeda doesn't control territory populated by millions of people.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Yeah, like Dark Brandon has Hezbollah on a short leash. Geeze. These incompetent stenographers do not live in the real fucking world.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Half of the population of Gaza is children. Israel knows EXACTLY what it's doing. They're creating more terrorists. Because Likud NEEDS terrorists to exist.

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swmnguy's avatar

Likud is doing exactly what Hamas knew they would do.

I'm no strategist, but it's my understanding that it's generally bad to do exactly what your enemy wants you to do.

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Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

It's a mutually beneficial arrangement for them both and how they keep any other voices sidelined. On the Palestinian side, questions about actually having elections, statehood, running water become academic when bombs are raining down on their heads. On the Israeli side, clamping their hand ever harder on the tiger's tail simply increases the fear of ordinary Israelis over what will happen if they ever let go with Hamas' actions serving as a prime example.

And anyone who says that violence isn't the solution is a namby-pamby liberal at best, a traitor at worst.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Depends a lot on what your actual agenda is. Hamas and Bibi need each other to stay in power.

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swmnguy's avatar

That's what makes it so hard to figure out, isn't it. Yes, they need each other. Bibi to stay out of prison, Hamas to stay in power; even if their individual leadership and membership all die.

"Actual agenda" is the hard part to savvy. All we can know is what we see. Everything we hear is calculated to motivate us one direction or the other, not to inform us.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

The MSM ignores this reality, as well as MEGO shit such as water rights in the Jordan Valley. Because pew pew pew makes for much higher ratings.

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abbienormal's avatar

The members of the fourth estate do understand that they will be out of jobs and possibly imprisoned if Trump is elected, right?

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Doug Langley's avatar

That's what Two Scoops was snarling in their faces in 2016. So they went to the office and wrote stacks of "but her emails".

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swmnguy's avatar

No, they do not know that. They think their ownership, and their innate virtue, will protect them.

They really do think that.

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1st light's avatar

Won't they be surprised, should that happen.

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ciaobella's avatar

Hmm, so PAB wants to make Cannon a SCOTUS justice, eh?

18 U.S. Code § 201 - Bribery of public officials and witnesses

(b)Whoever—(1)directly or indirectly, corruptly gives, offers or promises anything of value to any public official . . . , with intent—

(A)to influence any official act;

shall be fined under this title or not more than three times the monetary equivalent of the thing of value, whichever is greater, or imprisoned for not more than fifteen years, or both, and may be disqualified from holding any office of honor, trust, or profit under the United States.

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Charles  Schlotter's avatar

So no President Favre?

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Msgr MΩment, Neurodegenerate's avatar

All right! Fine him three SCOTUS judges!

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

More superseding indictments!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

My freaking dawg. Douchey is suggesting that we're somehow in support of Hamas by working to allow humanitarian aide and advocating Israel consider a pause in their offensive.

That fucking shitsack festers fetidly far beneath contempt.

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Happy Camper's avatar

I surely do appreciate the restraint Admiral Kirby shows in not leaping over the podium and throttling Reek for stupid.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

The man's sure and steady self-control is to be commended.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Reek's life is without any worth.

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

His only worth is as a mindless Murdoch puppet, working to damage the Biden administration.

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EyeQueue's avatar

He's a fucking malevolent cartoon character.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Oh, someone came up with it long ago during the Psaki administration, and it was not mine. But I carry the standard proudly.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I remember it being first applied to Mittens when he went groveling to TFG to be *something* ...

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

oh lord! someone left the playpen open again.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Middle school students could do better than Head Start dropout Reek.

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EyeQueue's avatar

Fuck you, Peter.

Why is fake ass Fox news even allowed in there? Jesus Christ.

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Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

Because other news organizations cry, cry, crrrrryyyyyyy whenever this openly partisan propaganda network that works hand-in-hand with Republicans gets excluded for being exactly what it is.

So far as I can tell, this is literally the only criterion under which news orgs will go to bat for each other.

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1st light's avatar

But Fox could send some other dummy in.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

The orange fucking moron kept certain news outlets out. Biden reinstated everyone. Why they put up with his shit is crazy making and Fux does it on purpose.

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Rhand Holm's avatar

I'd say "Thank you for your question, Peter. I'll provide you with a written answer at a later date." Then move on. Why waist everyone's time?

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EyeQueue's avatar

Exactly. Why even pretend he's a legit journalist?

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

He's an absolute vile piece of shit.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Reek asks a stupid question, right on schedule.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

It's the Fux plan.

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ciaobella's avatar

DOJ Warns Judge Cannon That Trump Is Trying To ‘Manipulate’ Her In Documents Case To Delay Trials

https://www.forbes.com/sites/alisondurkee/2023/11/02/doj-warns-judge-cannon-trump-is-trying-to-manipulate-her-in-documents-case-as-ex-president-asks-to-delay-trials/?sh=7993b9dc5e30

The PAB moved to postpone the documents case because of of the upcoming 1/6 trial, and then moved to postpone the 1/6 trial.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Legal eagles last night were talking about this. Judge Chutkan isn't delaying the 1/6 trial unless PAB is dead. Her trial will be relatively short and in no way will buck up against Cannon's June date. And in fact, it would be common practice for Cannon to call Chutkan and ask for an idea on how long the 1/6 case will go. Conclusions were mostly this: If Cannon kicks it down more than a week or two, fine; any longer than that, and it's manipulated bullshit on behalf of team Trump.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Well fucking duh.

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SethTriggs's avatar

Well yeah but what if she WANTS to be manipulated? Checkmate, libs.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

She's totally open to being manipulated by her cult leader.

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Charles  Schlotter's avatar

"I grab them by gavel. You can do that when you're a celebrity."

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SunMoonStars's avatar

He gave her the job now its time to suck his ass every time he demands it.

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EyeQueue's avatar

I'm sure the damned dolt already knows this and is right on board with the plan.

She's a fascist fluffer, pure and simple.

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ciaobella's avatar

And now he's also offered to bribe her by appointing her to the Supreme Court.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Which justice is he going to have iced to get that chair.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

While paul retired after 23 years in the Army as a high ranking NCO I do have a grasp of just how crippling Traitorswill's malign manipulations of officer promotions has actually been. And it has been damned deleterious to say the least.

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Chemical's avatar

An NCO with 23 years' service is probably a Sergeant Major. Generally speaking, someone at that rank would be a Colonel's right-hand man or woman, and assisting with running a battalion or brigade. And yeah, technically speaking, a lieutenant outranks them, but in reality if you're a lieutenant and trying to pull rank on a sergeant major then you're not going to last long in the army.

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Chemical's avatar

That's rough. I was in for 4 years and never saw that happen.

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AlienJesus's avatar

Trump is on an Adderall (generic) fueled rage and tweet storm.

But he may have kicked himself in the balls.

He celebrated Judge Cannon likely delaying the date of his trial on mishandling of documents to Oct. 24 and promised to nominate her for the Supreme Court when he becomes President. That's akin to bribing a judge as well as grounds for her to be forced to recuse herself, or possibly by Jack Smith.

Can someone send out for more popcorn?

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

He did that? He posted that he'd nominate her for SCOTUS??

Maybe Jack needs to make a trip to the 11th Circuit.

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1st light's avatar

"Maybe Jack needs to make YET ANOTHER trip to the 11th Circuit.

FTFY

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Thank You For Trying's avatar

All I know is that someone put my coworker on one of those Trump grifting text lists and she is royally pissed off.

"I am a conservative, but I can't stand that man and can't understand how he's allowed to run again" she keeps saying. Life is a purple state is wild.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

He'd have to take out one of the justices to get that done or Rs can decide to expand the court and fuck Ds for all time.

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Objection: balls not in evidence.

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Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

Trump pisses me off on many, many levels, but somehow one of the things that makes me maddest is how easily (and presumably without a prescription) he gets Adderall whereas I have to go hugely out of my way to get enough to professionally function. And that pill abusers like him are part of the reason why it's so hard for me to get them in the first place.

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insolenthedgehog's avatar

Thank you! I finally managed to get back on (generic) Concerta. In order to get there I have to regularly see a psychiatrist (who, admittedly, is pretty awesome) who can renew my prescription every week to get the dosage right, sign a form at the pharmacy acknowledging it's a controlled substance, show my photo ID, and carry a Torah scroll's length of receipt back to my car. Assuming that they're in stock to begin with. All the while, due to the fact that I'm recovering from crystal meth abuse, undergo additional scrutiny by said (awesome) psychiatrist, my psychologist, and my primary care provider. Ironically enough, due to my SOC, I have zero interest in popping pills. Moreover, while crystal meth is notoriously difficult to kick, ironically enough, ADD meds are the one of the only medical interventions that show any kind of promise with regard to this substance.

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1st light's avatar

What is SOC?

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insolenthedgehog's avatar

SOC = substance of choice. Recovery folks also use DOC (drug of choice), but my understanding is that SOC emerged due to alcohol is rarely being thought of as a drug due to its ubiquity.

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1st light's avatar

Ok.

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GiggleSnort's avatar

Remember his Doctor Feelgood (Ronny Jackson)?

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Who now sits in congress.

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Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

I'm still kind of astonished that man was cleared to be the personal physician of two presidents. Forget having a screw loose, I don't think he has any screws in place.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

I wish more people would become more aware of how much the wealthy control everything and everyone. NONE of these policies ever touch them but ALWAYS kick the shit out of us.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

so much this.

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EyeQueue's avatar

I wish we could just once and for all be done with that miserable, runny, rotten piece of shit.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

He thought running for 2024 would stunt or stop all investigations. As we can all see he's throwing that at the wall every day. His narcissistic sociopathy will not let him go into obscurity. He demands to be front and center at all cost.

I hope it costs him everything. I wish he'd end up in a cardboard box under a bridge somewhere but that's magical thinking. The only way he will ever go away is to die.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Everything in the universe is about Donald.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

It's what sociopaths do and it will stay that way until he's 6 ft under.

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EyeQueue's avatar

I've never seen anything like it in my life, and I dealt with a narcissistic sociopath for over 10 years in an organization I used to volunteer for. I thought he was the worst it could get.

And then Trump came around. They are almost exactly the same. Same turns of phrases, same "like no one has ever seen/best ever of all time" type language. Just disgusting.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Sorry you had to deal with that. I was married to a narcissist and his family dynamic gave way to sociopaths. They were wealthy and fubar.

The wealthier they are the worse they are. They don't have people around them to tell them no. This carries over into everything. The power and control that money provides is obscene.

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EyeQueue's avatar

It was horrible, and I now have no friends in town b/c of it. My and my family's entire social support network and friends gone overnight and they haven't come back even 7 years later (sadly, that place was our life and we spent almost every waking hour with that organization outside of work. Big fucking mistake).

Because their kid getting roles in community theater shows and not being given the stink eye by this sociopath and his disgusting wife were more important than their (in some cases) 10-year friendship with me and my family.

My daughter's mental health plunged after that, too, and hasn't recovered. I'm enraged at him, but also beyond enraged/disappointed/bitter that my supposed "friends" all bailed.

This guy and his disgusting wife didn't have $$$, but they had power, or at least a localized version of it. They were/are the founders/owners/board leaders of a local 501c3, so I guess it's the same kind of thing as $$$$.

I'm just beyond disappointed at how many truly educated, seemingly decent people kowtow to him and metaphorically suck his dick every day knowing how he and his wife treat people (including violent shit).

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Then if you'll look back these were never your friends. Friends don't treat you like that.

They have been corrupted by their power and control. Not all bullies are wealthy but the have a lot of control by fear and domination.

Move on and find others who are more like minded. It's not easy and it still hurts but you're better to alienate the sociopaths. Nothing good ever comes from them.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

maybe *someone's* testimony will do it? let's go, Vanky!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

If no one is above the law then this ought to be pretty cut and dried, thus short and sweet.

But there's no profits to be made doing anything sensibly, so here we are.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

equality under the law has always been an illusion.

I can't believe that you see law type person after law type person just throwing their hands up and say "uncharted territory."

fucking chart it then already like it's your damn job.

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EyeQueue's avatar

I so naively thought once Biden was elected, that miserable fucking creature would just shut the fuck up and go away.

It seems like we hear from him/about him almost as much or more than we did when he was President.

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insolenthedgehog's avatar

Didn't everyone demand Hillary Clinton "sit down and shut up?" Where are the calls for Trump to do the same?

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EyeQueue's avatar

Right?

People either like/support him or like watching the spectacle.

Perverse incentives are going to roundly fuck this country into oblivion, I think. Or at least into unrecognizability.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

he'll prance and preen until the last breath.

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Rhand Holm's avatar

Why won't the press ask tough questions like; "What is the administration's position on India vs Sri Lanka in the cricket world cup?"

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Pffft. That requires knowledge of something. Our press corps is more along the lines of "What is the administration's position on iced tea? Sweet or motherfucking?"

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

I literally gasped when I heard that O’Reilly story way back when. What a sweet summer child I was.

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Rhand Holm's avatar

Hadn't thought about the iced tea controversy. I'm not a fan of sweet drinks so I like iced tea unsweetened. Incidentally, I had dinner with a Brit this past weekend. She had never had iced tea. I was shocked.

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Broderie Anglaise's avatar

Iced tea isn't really our thing at all. Never drink it myself, don't know anyone who does. When we say 'a nice cuppa tea', many Brits like it brewed so strongly you can stand a spoon in it (also fondly referred to as 'Builder's Tea').

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

LOL. I just read George Orwell's "A Nice Cup of Tea" for advice on how to make proper tea. Six heaping teaspoons per quart (yow!), piping hot, with just a tiny splash of milk, and no sugar. Quoth the man himself, "Tea is meant to be bitter, just as beer is meant to be bitter."

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

I'm actually not surprised that your Brit friend had never had iced tea. They probably think what we do with tea in the South is an abomination. And to your point, I can only drink sweet tea in small amounts, given that most sweet tea is just diabetes in a glass.

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Babe Paley's avatar

Though an intelligent man, and one who travelled, my FiL could never figure out that in the CO/NM areas he couldn't just order sweet tea without getting some quizzical looks.

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Bobathonic's avatar

Proper sweet tea is one sugar molecule away from becoming rock candy.

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