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"Barf-ack O’Barfa"

For Halloween, he's gonna be COUNT BARFULA!

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Obama hit it on the head last night when he said it's not manly to vote for a mewling bully.

I've suspected black men wouldn't support Harris, a black woman, even though they supported

Obama overwhelmingly. As he said, be a real man and vote for a woman.

I just hope black men don't sit this election out, 97 percent of black women who voted in 2016 voted for Hillary.

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Pandas!

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Elus Monk takes on the Omyaw Ixatobor.

Major tech cities in turmoil as murderbots honk over parking spaces.

Traffic Cone Coven still controls the streets.

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¡Tabz!

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We saw them at 7:30pm EDT ...

𝗡𝗼𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗻 𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗮𝗴𝗮𝗶𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝘃𝗶𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝘁𝗼𝗻𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁, 𝗡𝗢𝗔𝗔 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀

https://www.greenwichtime.com/weather/article/northern-lights-tonight-connecticut-19830989.php

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Deep State false flag diversion.

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Okay, folkies, mods and rockers, the weekly furry art/story dump's done, wonking has been effected, and breakfast-like substances have been consumed. Station TWDR now begins its broadcast day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpYA7CdZkKA

Today's To Do List begins with some food shopping, so off I go. Toodles for now.

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The burning question I have is, is your fence still standing so you can do your nekkid jogging?

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No, so no nekkid anything in the back yard until whenever.

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Bummer

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Fuck Orbán!

Bella Ciao: a brief history of the resistance anthem sung to Viktor Orbán | European Union | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/oct/11/bella-ciao-resistance-anthem-history-meps-strasbourg-viktor-orban

> A look at the origins and appeal of the song MEPs used to serenade the Hungarian PM in Strasbourg

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For Democrats, strong economy provides challenges. NYT

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GOP nixes border bill as a political stunt so they can campaign on racist fears- no newspaper ever

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GOP nixes border bill because they are nihilistic sons a bitches

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One would think something that was President of the United States for four years would know at least the minimum about broadcast licenses and the FCC. One would think ...

"𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘺 𝘯𝘰𝘸 𝘣𝘦 𝘧𝘢𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘪𝘢𝘳, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘦𝘦 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘦𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘥," 𝘙𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘭 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰𝘥𝘢𝘺. "𝘈𝘴 𝘐'𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘣𝘦𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘺. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘍𝘊𝘊 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘰𝘬𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢 𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘨𝘦."

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗖𝗕𝗦 𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗼𝗸𝗲𝗱; 𝗙𝗖𝗖 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗶𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗻𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀𝗻’𝘁 𝗴𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗵𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗲𝗻

Trump's "threats against free speech are serious," [FCC Chair] Jessica Rosenworcel says.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/10/fcc-chair-slams-trumps-call-to-revoke-cbs-and-abc-broadcast-licenses/

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Of course, if Fat Joffrey wins Rosenworcel will be summarily fired, possibly arrested, and whatever bootlicking toady takes her place will be more than happy to revoke the broadcast licenses of any local affiliate, if not the whole network, in retaliation for displeasing the Great Leader.

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Fuck Putin!

Justice ‘highly unlikely’ over Salisbury novichok attack, says Theresa May | Novichok poisonings | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/oct/11/justice-highly-unlikely-salisbury-novichok-attack-dawn-sturgess-theresa-may

> Ahead of opening of inquiry into death of Dawn Sturgess, former PM says attackers showed ‘utter recklessness’

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Fucking Nazis!

FBI returns Monet painting stolen by Nazis to family of the Jewish owners | US news | The Guardian

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/oct/10/stolen-claude-monet-painting

> Agents were ‘honored’ to give back the piece as hundreds of thousands of stolen cultural objects remain unreturned

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honored.

*glances at calendar* how long has the FBI been holding that, then?

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Not that long. Article details the journey.

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The Cybercab, ie. the Wankpanzer for incels WITHOUT a driver's license.

𝗘𝗹𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝘂𝘀𝗸 𝗿𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗮𝗹𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗧𝗲𝘀𝗹𝗮 𝗖𝘆𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗰𝗮𝗯, 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 “𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝘂𝘆 𝗼𝗻𝗲” 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 $𝟯𝟬,𝟬𝟬𝟬 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘁𝗮𝘅𝗶 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 “𝗯𝗲𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟳” — Tesla has finally revealed its Cybercab, and it looks like a smaller, sleeker Cybertruck.

https://techcrunch.com/2024/10/10/tesla-reveals-20-cybercabs-at-we-robot-event/

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Gullwing doors? Really?

The 1980s called, they want their memes back.

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Golden sneakers, Cybercrabs, yadda yadda...

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lol lol smaller sleeker cybertruck!

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For those with smaller, sleeker peens?

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It does not look like a smaller sleeker cybertruck anyway. So....techies still polishing his knob I see?

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A day ending in 'y'

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It looks like every other car, with a slightly humped back and stupid circle wheels

As opposed to the cyber truck that looks like someone got their new roblox kit

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What happens if you're in it when it's recalled?

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That seems like a winning business model, both for the afrikkkaner and the rules thinking to set up a taxi service using those things.

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He loves being a huckster.

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Eighteen treated for severe nausea in Stuttgart after opera of live sex and piercing

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/oct/10/18-treated-for-severe-nausea-in-stuttgart-after-opera-of-live-sex-and-piercing

> Florentina Holzinger’s bloody Sancta was criticised by Austrian bishops and is now a sellout in Germany

But will it play in Peoria?

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In this country, we call it "The Aristocrats"!

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"And now for something completely different"

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Having lived in Stuttgart for 15 years I can say with certainty that an opera featuring sex acts and piercing would definitely send some locals to the hospital with nausea.

I have never seen a more wretched hive of hopelessly square provincials.

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Buncha wimps, eh?

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...18 people got the green gils from watching sex and piercing? Really?

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I thought the same, but then I read:

"and previous shows have included live sword-swallowing, tattooing, masturbation and action paintings with blood and fresh excrement."

I draw the line at poop stuff. NO.

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Come for the sex, puke from the piercing.

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Piercing would oog me out, like those skin hanging acts. So I wouldn't go.

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I can’t even watch when they stick the needle in to draw blood

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Right? I looked twice.

Once I was being bled to help a friend's science experiment. I felt woozy instantly and had to not watch. I felt sick for hours.

Once I watched someone get an epidural. I figured I could stand it since it wasn't me. I had been standing there fanning them, and I had to sit down and fan myself instead, with my head between my knees.

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lol wish I could remember that movie or tv show- some lady was giving birth and was trapped in a room or elevator maybe with this dude who was the only person on hand to help her, and in between her breathing, she is calming HIM down XD It was funnier in execution than the way I tell it

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Hmm . . . a sex opera . . .

Hmm . . .

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Instead of kill the wabbit it could be Charge up the dildo?

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So The Homunculus went to Detroit, and spoke to the Detroit Economic Club.

And insulted Detroit and everyone in it.

And I didn't hear a chorus of "Fuck you."

We live in parlous times.

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“𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 — 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑡ℎ? 𝐼𝑡’𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝐷𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑡,” 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑅𝑒𝑝𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑛𝑜𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑. “𝑂𝑢𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑜𝑙𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑢𝑝 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝐷𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑓 𝑠ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑡.”

Detroit Mayor Mike Duggan:

“𝐿𝑜𝑡𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑐𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝐷𝑒𝑡𝑟𝑜𝑖𝑡. 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝’𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑙𝑝,” ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑜𝑛 𝑠𝑜𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑎.

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Eh, it's the Detroit Economic Club. None of them actually live in Detroit.

(I don't actually know that for a fact, but it's rich people in a 'Detroit' club, so they all probably live in the suburbs.)

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Also, this is just one more example of how Trump is stuck in the past. Detroit hasn't been a punchline for a while now, despite all the 'Detroit vs Everybody' shirts we still wear.

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As a New Jerseyan, I salute your attitude.

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The old, "upper class', WHITE suburbs.

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Oh, you mean the one that built a fucking wall so they wouldn't have to see Detroit from their porches?

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He really knows how to appeal to the locals.

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