You know, the Easter Egg Roll! The thing where they, we dunno, roll eggs around at the White House, because that’s fun, correct?
How does one win the Easter Egg Roll? NOBODY KNOWS.
Please write a paragraph explaining how the Easter Egg Roll thingie works, for inclusion in the Library of Congress probably.
Evan Hurst on Twitter right here.
@evanjosephhurst on Threads!
I have profiles those other places but I think I forgot how to log on.
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Ta, Evan.
The theme of the day is "EGG-ucation" which will no doubt explode conservatives' empty heads, because Dr. Jill Biden is promoting literacy and STEM alongside the egg-rolling and weird costumed characters dancing around. Can't wait for the manufactured GOP outrage about children learning while eating candy...