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The theme of the day is "EGG-ucation" which will no doubt explode conservatives' empty heads, because Dr. Jill Biden is promoting literacy and STEM alongside the egg-rolling and weird costumed characters dancing around. Can't wait for the manufactured GOP outrage about children learning while eating candy...

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Speaking of Easter Egg Roll, this dipshit is REALLY on a roll.... From the Diary of a Madman

"HAPPY EASTER TO ALL, INCLUDING CROOKED AND CORRUPT PROSECUTORS AND JUDGES THAT ARE DOING EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO INTERFERE WITH THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION OF 2024, AND PUT ME IN PRISON, INCLUDING THOSE MANY PEOPLE THAT I COMPLETELY & TOTALLY DESPISE BECAUSE THEY WANT TO DESTROY AMERICA, A NOW FAILING NATION, LIKE “DERANGED” JACK SMITH, WHO IS EVIL AND “SICK,” MRS. FANI “FAUNI” WADE, WHO SAID SHE HARDLY KNEW THE “SPECIAL” PROSECUTOR, ONLY TO FIND THAT HE SPENT YEARS “LOVING” HER, LONG BEFORE THE GEORGIA PERSECUTION OF PRESIDENT TRUMP BEGAN (AND THEREBY MAKING THE CASE AGAINST ME NULL, VOID, AND ILLEGAL!), AND LAZY ON VIOLENT CRIME ALVIN BRAGG WHO, WITH CROOKED JOE’S DOJ THUGS, UNFAIRLY WORKING IN THE D.A.’s OFFICE, ILLEGALLY INDICTED ME ON A CASE HE NEVER WANTED TO BRING AND VIRTUALLY ALL LEGAL SCHOLARS SAY IS A CASE THAT SHOULD NOT BE BROUGHT, IS BREAKING THE LAW IN DOING SO (POMERANTZ!), WAS TURNED DOWN BY ALL OTHER LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES, AND IS NOT A CRIME. HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!"

Persecution complex much, bro?

Did he forget Fani Willis' name?

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Apr 1Liked by ziggywiggy

How can you have an Easter Egg Roll thingie on a Monday?

EASTER IS SUNDAY YOU COMMIE!

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It's Easter Monday.

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Apr 1Liked by ziggywiggy

In Canada City, but I never got the day off and I was a gummint worker. We got ALL the holidays!

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Apr 1Liked by ziggywiggy

Next thing you know, April will be Easter Awareness Month or sumptin.

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LOL, I prefer the day after Easter Sunday to be called Half Priced Candy Day.

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Apr 1Liked by ziggywiggy

When do we get to do the whole War On Halloween outrage? When do we get Pagan Creep, where our holidays get longer and longer?

oh wait... Eoster IS a pagan holiday!

enjoy your fertility celebration!

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It’s a cold rainy morning here in the DMV so that sucks for the Easter Egging, hope Dark Brandon avoids a chill, we don’t need him getting the sniffles

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I wonder who is going to try and fuck this one up?

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are they playing the Monty Python theme right now?

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Bennie Hill would be awesome!

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Easter eggs? Yep, that's how I roll.

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Can I tell a story? Here’s a little story. When my daughter was a wee one, her aunt took her to the Easter Egg Roll. This was during Bush the 1st’s administration. George and Barbar shook her little hand. When I asked what she thought about shaking the President’s hand (and I was relieved she didn’t say something like “Mommy says bad words when she reads about you in the paper”) she said “Well, he has a lit of fillings.”.

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From the AI:

>>> Please write a paragraph explaining how the Easter Egg Roll thingie works, for inclusion in the Library of Congress probably.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚐𝚐 𝚁𝚘𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎-𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚆𝚑𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝙷𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎, 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚊𝚗𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚓𝚘𝚢. 𝙸𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚍 𝙱. 𝙷𝚊𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝟷𝟾𝟽𝟾, 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚚𝚞𝚎 𝚋𝚕𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢, 𝚏𝚞𝚗, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢.

𝚃𝚘 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚐𝚐 𝚁𝚘𝚕𝚕, 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚋𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑 𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚗𝚞𝚊𝚕 𝚕𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚜𝚢𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚖. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚊𝚍𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚒𝚡 𝚙𝚎𝚘𝚙𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙻𝚊𝚠𝚗. 𝙾𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚝, 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚐𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔𝚜 𝚞𝚙𝚘𝚗 𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚊𝚜𝚔𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙𝚜𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚎𝚐𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚞𝚟𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚛 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚜.

𝙰𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚊, 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚊𝚐𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚟𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚐𝚎-𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚒𝚐𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚗. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚐𝚐 𝚁𝚘𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚝𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏: 𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐-𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚙𝚘𝚘𝚗𝚜, 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚒𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚐𝚐𝚜 𝚊𝚌𝚛𝚘𝚜𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚂𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝙻𝚊𝚠𝚗'𝚜 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎. 𝙵𝚞𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎, 𝚟𝚊𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚝 𝚞𝚙 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚐𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜, 𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚊 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕.

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚙𝚒𝚛𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚖𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚒𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚕𝚙𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙴𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝙴𝚐𝚐 𝚁𝚘𝚕𝚕 𝚊𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚍𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚌𝚎𝚕𝚎𝚋𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚊𝚜 𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚊𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚍𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚋𝚊𝚌𝚔𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚜.

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Huh, AI needs to take some CRT. It neglects to mention how the “beloved” tradition was strictly whites only for most of its history. Black folk (many of whom of course had to work to serve the white folks their Easter dinner) developed an alternative tradition of Easter Monday where families gathered at the unsegregated National Zoo to picnic and celebrate their own community. EM remains one of the busiest days at the zoo to this day.

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founding

WHAR BUNNY RABBITS WITH CHOCOLATE EARS?

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Eaten.

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No bunny ears allowed. Might pick up some national secrets or something.

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[meanwhile] Huge protests in Israel calling for an early election and a cease-fire.

That's all I can listen to, but it's encouraging.

[/meanwhile]

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I saw article this morning (trying to find it) explaining how Bibi is getting more and more unpopular.

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This event was more fun when Melanoma was still there... All the eggs jet black, hidden behind backlit geometric shapes...

... the Easter Bunny a tall, slender, gaunt figure, silently watching and waiting to reward the winner by devouring their soul.

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"Iz not Jared, iz the Slenderman children---if you give him your eggs he may let you live."

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“Who gives a fuck about Easter stuff and decoration? But I have to do it.” --Melania

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If we told an April Fools joke that the “eggs” were the removed testicles of trans women, the right wing might actually believe it.

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Well if you believe in Trump NFTs, you'll believe anything.

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As a gesture of friendship, the UK once contributed an egg to the roll. Isambard Kingdom Brunel, before he joined The Stranglers, invented a steam powered, iron clad way of rolling the egg across the Atlantic and one of Victoria's more disposable children was chosen to perform the honour, which they did, arriving shortly before the turn of the century.

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Great Eastern libels!

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Charles Parsons would have done it faster.

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