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Stephen Breyer's Ice Cream's avatar

And they're going to try again! What ends up the higher number: Mayorkas impeachment votes or House Speaker votes?

DemoCat's avatar

The House wingnuts failed. Even with a little teeny weenie Trump-hands majority, they failed to pervert the Constitution and impeach Mayorkus for refusing to traumatize immigrant children I guess. Mike Johnson actually said “I am a Constitutional lawyer, so I must act.” lol. He forgot to add, “because Jesus wrote the Constitution on sheepskin to allow Republicans to do whatever we want, however wasteful, cruel or illegal.”

Sherry's avatar

This just in. They lost that impeachment.

Ha ha ha ha. *takes breath* ha ha ha ha

Cincinnatus's avatar

Jamie Raskin (via HuffPo):

“The Trump-Putin-MAGA faction headed up by the distinguished gentlelady from Georgia has been given this worthless trinket of a consolation prize,” he continued, referring to Greene. “The opportunity to bring a slapstick impeachment trial against a cabinet member of unimpeachable integrity who has obviously committed no treason, no bribery, no high crimes, no misdemeanors, nothing indictable.”

He paused before saying “indictable” again, but pronouncing it all wrong.

“Or even, in-dick-tah-bull, if you prefer,” Raskin said, looking toward Greene and moving on.

Last week, the Georgia Republican went viral for an embarrassing moment, in which she said the Founding Fathers intended for impeachment to be used for dealing with “in-dick-table crimes."

NorfolkAndWay's avatar

Our Jamie is a master shade-thrower.

Governor LePetomane's avatar

Tommy Tuberville: "This administration, especially the Democrats, are going after women. They attack women, they HATE women, they're going after women’s sports. And that's where it all starts."

Otter : Ladies and gentlemen, I'll be brief. The issue here is not whether we broke a few rules, or took a few liberties with our female party guests - we did.

[winks at Dean Wormer]

Otter : But you can't hold a whole fraternity responsible for the behavior of a few, sick twisted individuals. For if you do, then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system? And if the whole fraternity system is guilty, then isn't this an indictment of our educational institutions in general? I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society? Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!

[Leads the Deltas out of the hearing, all humming the Star-Spangled Banner]

DaveB's avatar

Dean Vernon Wormer : You're not walking out of this one, mister! You're finished! No more Delta! You've bought it this time, buster! I will call your national office! I will revoke your charter! And if you wise guys try one more thing, I am kicking you out of this college! No more fun of any kind!

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

I understand that next the GQP House plans to impeach a pig for murder.

Owlftr13's avatar

On to the trial in the Democratic Senate. You want a trial, we'll give you a trial.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Does anyone really pay any attention to this rabid GOP clown any more?

Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

What If Marjorie Taylor Greene Fucked A Guy And It Didn't Matter Because Impeach Her Is Why?

Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Right! Pass it over here when you are done.

PropellerVigo's avatar

"Gentleman" from Texas conspicuously neglects to mention the publication of his article purporting to show the number of lost immigrant children.

Happy Camper's avatar

I like McGovern. Telling the Republicans that "you now own this" lack of any action on the border.

PropellerVigo's avatar

So after they're done jerking off on the Mayorkas cookie, they're going to vote on a bill to allow ivermectin.

John Thorstensen's avatar

Ivermectin is great stuff!

If you have an intestinal parasite -- that's it's on-label use.

Rags's avatar

The fact that they think they are close to having the votes to pull this off is a complete indictment of every R in the house.....yeah, I know 'duh.'

Bagels of Doom's avatar

that's a usage of the word "managers" I wasn't previously aware of.