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Maybe's avatar

Correction: Hur was never bound by any sorts of ethical rules, as evidenced by his report.

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Helikitty's avatar

Omg Swalwell’s video of Trump though holy fucking shitballs

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Mary Stone's avatar

I have read that Hur actually wrote the summation of the Mueller report that Barr released to the public. This was not Hur's first ratfucking goat rodeo.

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kmblue187's avatar

I watched some of it. Hur couldn't admit DOJ policy discourages personal opinions in investigation reports (Comer, Hillary!) and came off as the smug son of a bitch he is. If he hadn't thrown in his opinion of Biden, the hearing might never have happened. Well, maybe it would have anyway.

JIM JORDAN threw around his usual crazy, Jamie Raskin and Adam Schiff were their usual outstanding selves.

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StAnthony'sGal's avatar

Plus the good Eric (Swalwell)

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

"In case you wanted to see Comer try to fuck a chicken that’s not currently even in the room. That’s what’s going on."

I was told there would be no math and am relieved that there is no math.

But someone should have warned me that there would be Metaphysics. I have trouble with metaphysics, especially the metaphysics of chicken fucking at a distance.

Still...no math!

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Cryny's avatar

𝘚𝘱𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘺 chicken fucking at a distance!

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Gingerwentworth's Theory's avatar

Today I perfected laugh-crying.

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William McCann's avatar

YayZooCree, Man!

These Republicans cannot stop pissing in the punchbowl.

Props to Evan Hurst for putting himself through this tawdry episode.

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Rhiannon's avatar

Evan is a good man.

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Tosca's avatar

"Today did not go impressively for Jim Jordan in any way."

Does ANY day go impressively for Gym Jordan?

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Maybe's avatar

Depends on what sort of impression you're talking about. He impressed me as a fool.

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Revenant's avatar

Ain't we got fun? As for "white Texas pigfuck Nathaniel Moran" all I can say is Get A Brain Moran.

The story so far is, at some time now hidden in the mists of the past, the congressional Republicans insisted on getting backsies for all the investigations into THEIR chosen One and, in response to their outcry, well known invertebrate Merrick Garland gave them Idiot and Republican hack Bobby Hur to go see what scandal he could find, or plausibly make up, to make OHJB look bad. He came up utterly dry, because apparently none of our home grown oligarchs hated Biden enough to set up a new factory for smearing him, a "Delaware Project" to match the "Arkansas Project" of ill repute. What is a Fascist clown ally to do? They got nuthin', so they are reduced to pretending their nothing is really the most important thing of all, you just can't see it because...reasons.

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fuflans's avatar

oh good. now i can go back o watching 'i'm just ken' on loop.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

What was the ratio of pigs to chickens being fucked in this hearing?

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A Tad Impatient To 86 47's avatar

I think *my* one question is this: Will Hur be sufficiently burned by his own fuckery?

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"M"'s avatar

This is the question

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Fede's avatar

You left out the most important and only relevant question, asked by Ken Buck. Unfortunately it was the very last question and THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERED. This one answer is the whole kit and caboodle, complete explanation. It could have saved hours of complete irrelevance. I'm no Ken Buck fan, I lived in CO until this last July so I know his politics but somehow I believe, especially after finding out he's retiring after this Friday, he stuck it to the Republicans to get at the facts because not one of them asked this most important question, "How did Hur reconcile the fact that Biden willfully had documents and your decision not to indict". Clear and simple answer, no bias, plain and simple prosecutorial critical thinking.

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UVB-76's avatar

Life is full of missed opportunities.

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tegrat's avatar

Welp, Mikey Johnson's margin for error will be down to one vote. Can you imagine? This is really gonna prime the crazy in the MAGAs in the House. One person can now hold the whole thing hostage!

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Barney Rubble's avatar

Hilariously, one of the leading candidates for his seat is... Lauren Bohbert. So, even though his vacant seat will be filled in June, it may just create another vacancy in a safe Republican seat.

Clowns.

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Mary Stone's avatar

Colorado rules state that she cannot simultaneously hold a senate seat in one district and run for a senate seat in another district. She would have to resign her current seat, and risk the very real (99% certain) possibility of losing in the special election. She's in checkmate and I am here for it.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Groping her way toward power.

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willi0000000's avatar

did better than Empty . . . she only gets to grope cardboard.

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dental floss tycoon's avatar

the news today seems centered around testimony of the special counsel hur, who did the biden documents investigation, his report (388 pages) touched controversially upon biden’s memory & does not seem to square w/ the transcripts of his interviews (at one point he says biden has a photographic memory in the transcripts) … there is much back & forth in the hearing but all agree that no crime was committed … DoJ released the report but the transcripts laggged … it’s time garland was removed, he is a republican & seems to lean that way …

as for me i forget TV shows i’ve seen but can remember song lyrics accurately from my youth … i would imagine we all have a dog’s breakfast of things we recall w/ more fidelity over time … being able to dump memory is crucial considering the amount of data we pull in thru our senses daily …

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