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Viole Falusche's avatar

This ASL interpreter is fantastic, too! Good on these folks!

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"Obama got a paper cut, and a little bit of blood landed on Joe. One-drop rule, that's how that works, right? So I AM running against the black guy." -- DJT

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Hey Guys! New York County Supreme Court has rejected Trump's bond payment as the filing did not indicate a power of attorney or a current financial statement.

Hilarious

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Lol. Please tell me Habba had something to do with that

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

Trump filed a new reply - "Thes iz a phinacjal statmint of curint PreZidEnT Trump - bRokE"

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Snarfyguy's avatar

This just seems like a procedural error, embarrassing for the attorneys, but not really any kind of material setback for Trump.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I thought it might be another delay tactic.

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Rhand Holm's avatar

Looks to my untrained eye that the lawyers didn't want to submit financials under their name. Could Trump's lawyers be learning?

"Please include a current financial statement and Power of Attorney," the instructions said. "Additionally, please list the name of the Attorney-in-Fact under the signature line on the Undertaking."

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Too bad he can correct the errors and refile. More evidence of lawyerly incompetence.

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

I think I can see Alina Habba’s fingerprints.

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Edited because I noticed I had misspelled her name!

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Trespassers Will's avatar

Wait WATT?

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" current financial statement.'

That's a hoot!

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"Kathy Geiss could give us something better than this!"

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TreeHugger Voted 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

We already now the answer but what if he missed the Friday (??) deadline due to errors like this.

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blueicebank's avatar

Right next to you with hands folded. "Oh lord, make it so. Amen."

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President Rufus T. Superfly's avatar

Trump: Would you rather have the black guy or the white guy as your president?

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Snarfyguy's avatar

Trump surrogates: "it was taken out of context!"

Everyone else: "And . . . ?"

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TreeHugger Voted 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

Both candidates are old white men, here’s why that’s bad news for President Biden

NYT

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Trying to figure out where and when he said that. Not that it makes any difference, but I'm going to see how the media covers it.

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Johnny Appleseed's avatar

And he leads The League in dumb, obtuse, fucking things ever said!

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: Severe Wind/Thunderstorm Warnings down here, as this front rolls in...

"𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙬, 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙨! 𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚! 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙬!"

~ King Lear, act III, Scene 2

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

Whar cataracts and hurricanoes?

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Those start in June.

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blueicebank's avatar

Three witches: "We're gonna need a bigger cauldron."

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Bobathonic's avatar

Sounds like a wind of ill repoot.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

The kitties are sitting in the front window, watching the chaos outside with fascinated horror...

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The f̶a̶l̶l̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶s̶l̶u̶s̶h̶ ̶ "wintery mix" is here, around 35 deeegrees of the Fahrenheity type, Chicago-way

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"𝘽𝙡𝙤𝙬, 𝙬𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙨! 𝙧𝙖𝙜𝙚! 𝙗𝙡𝙤𝙬!"

I dunno, sounds like a helluva Saturday night

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There'll always be an England.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

One of so many great lines in Lear. The actor playing Lear should always preface this with a loud fart.

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Happy Camper's avatar

It was one of the plays in Slings and Arrows. The performance of that portion gave me chills.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

One of my very favoriest plays. Properly performed, it's genuinely terrifying.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

I have a friend who grew up in that family. She was Cordelia. Her two sisters were Regan and Goneril. Her father was most definitely Lear.

Anyway, she survived and got a bit of inheritance even though her ingratitude had been sharper than a serpent's tooth.

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I've never been a huge fan of Lear, but I respect its importance in the canon. I much prefer the Problem Plays and, for some reason, Troilus and Cressida.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

"Macbeth" is my all-time fave, perhaps due to being of Scottish descent - the whole "fated doom" thing fascinates me.

You've got me beat on T&C...

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Garnet's avatar

Mine as well.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

It's one to which I keep returning.

And it's always helpful to read James Thurber's "The MacBeth Murder Mystery" afterwards for insight into the REAL killer.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Just keep you and yours' safe, love.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Hunkered down here, tho the wind is shaking the house.

< - wondering which of the Three Little Pigs I'd be

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Snarfyguy's avatar

How's Trump's social media company's stock price doing?

Anyone here following this (I don't know how to check)?

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SunMoonStars's avatar

I believe the fucking moron has thrown a new lawsuit at his co-founder screaming mismanagement. You know point all fingers at everyone else why things are tanking all over.

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Down another 6% as of this time today

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Mr blob's avatar

Well……

The two investors literally saving it from bankruptcy before the public offering had just plead guilty, and there’s almost certainly going to be a ruble spillover effect

So I’d say exactly as expected.

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Are there enough lifeboats for all the stockholders?

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blueicebank's avatar

Burn the lifeboats.

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Tetman Callis's avatar

There's a titanic number of lifeboats.

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Mr blob's avatar

My dear this boat is unsinkable.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

I hope not.

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https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/trump-truth-social-djt-stock-down-losses-revenue-going-concern/

Former President Donald Trump's fledgling media business is losing its sheen among investors a week after going public, with a sharp reversal in the company's stock price lopping $3.8 billion off its value.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Everyone who invested deserves what they get. I'm guessing they did it to use the loss on their taxes.

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It's back up to 146. Just Google "DJT stock price"

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Its 15,979.74...

OH, you mean the Trooth social... not the thing that google actually returns because DJT has been the Dow Jones Transportation Average and has been for nearly 150 years.

Trump doesn't understand SEO. Because hes an idiot.

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TreeHugger Voted 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

I think it’s around 48 doll hairs per share

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

IDK, but two people associated with the deal have already plead guilty to insider trading. Going public, warning of bankruptcy and criminal convictions in the same week must be some kind of a record.

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Mark Stewart's avatar

Cuantos Scaramuccis?

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Mighty Little Dog's avatar

It's like WWE meets NYSE

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Update: Evil billionaire Nelson Putz was defeated in his proxy fight against Disney and their woke agenda. Characters will now marry and fuck based upon love alone.

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Werewolf's avatar

Too stupid to be a jarhead-wow. (Dear Devil Dog pals-I kid.)

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The Murder Dumpling has 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘔𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 saying "We can't do a 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 with him..."

A pretty exclusive club, that

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diogenez's avatar

Murderous little shit scumbag.

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Mark Stewart's avatar

TBF, he ain't little.

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Russell Jones's avatar

"Seems that Rittenhouse has this things for guns and violence, and besides being too damn ignorant and dumb, the Marines figured out he was a psychopath. "

Too much of a goddamn psycho for the Corps . . . now THAT'S an eyebrow-raiser right there.

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"Figured out." Maybe by just being awake these past few years.

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Pauly2coffees's avatar

Makes him perfect for the Republican Caucus in Congress.

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Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Are they catching up with the rest of the western world? Who have been actively trying to filter out the psycos for decades... (I have a college buddy who got bumped from the British Army for being too aggressive. To be fair he seems the type to get overly emotional and do war crimes).

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oldmechanician's avatar

Yes, so maybe we need to start attaching red flags to eyebrows.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Facial semaphore.

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Stanta Knows's avatar

Single payer, no commissions to investors.

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Rhand Holm's avatar

So married people don't have to pay? How's that fair?

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CripesAmighty's avatar

Protection racketeers.

fify

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Mr blob's avatar

Quick OT shithead link of #45 please ignore if bad for your mental health

https://x.com/highbrow_nobrow/status/1775562293243183121?s=46&t=QTHD9GMfDGpAyfUoOmtJMw

I share not as further proof he’s just openly racist. I share because again he thinks he’s running against Barack Obama.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Please tell me this isn't real. This seems unlikely EVEN from Trump, even if he is a racist.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Ever since Obama made the Deposed Despot the butt of a joke IncompeDon has been vindictively running against him. That's a bigoted obsession he'll take to his grave.

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He *is* running against Obama. That's his entire reason for entering politics -- to show he's better than the Black Guy.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Well, he's NOT.

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Tecolote's avatar

I read that the Adderall supply is running very low now, probably because PAB is eating it up like popcorn.

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Snarfyguy's avatar

JFC, this guy.

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gnomemansanisland's avatar

When did he say this?

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SkeptiKC's avatar

His already too smooth brain has been reduced to a gelatinous lump

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Mavenmaven's avatar

What is he even talking about?

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Mr blob's avatar

Possibly Muhammad Ali

https://x.com/slayer_agolf/status/1775530850307772911?s=46&t=QTHD9GMfDGpAyfUoOmtJMw

Trying to fully break my addiction to Xitter, as with all things there possibly fake but I think taken from his truth

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Mavenmaven's avatar

This is an old fake, but he probably thinks that way.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

I honestly don't think he has the brain cells to come up with anything else. He just repeats the same shit with a few missing words here and there.

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WasX's avatar

More musical interlude for my Wonketariae.

Cage the Elephant, "Neon Pill"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EE18ye8YjuY

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OT. Was catching up on the news over on youtube, and CNN had a clip with an interview with Stewart Rhodes' (One-eyed Oafkeepers traitor partially responsible for the 1/6 attack; currently serving an 18-year prison sentence for seditious conspiracy) son, Dakota Rhodes.

He's running for office in Montana.

As a Democrat.

He showed up to the CNN interview looking like he just got back from a heavy metal concert where he was in the band.

All that being said, the guy seemed pretty intelligent. An impressive amount of intelligence, actually, which makes me wonder what in the hell happened here, where this traitorous moron manages to have a smart kid that's a model citizen.

Clip, for reference

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GybvlbI7PP0

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I've been following Dakota Rhodes and I'm impressed as hell with that young man. He grew up in the shadow of virulent ignorance and aggressive bigotry and rather than emulate his primary example he studied, nurtured his own humanity, and finally walked away. More power to him!

He's one of the examples of why I still harbor an iota of hope for Barron Trump.

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Barron recently posted on social media that he will be voting for his dad. This will be the first time he is legally able. So I don't hold much hope for him as he has millions to be groomed with. None of them walked away even Tiffany came back for whatever reasons and I'm assuming dollar signs in her eyes.

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coco lurks from home's avatar

Tiffany married into extreme wealth so she doesn’t even have that excuse.

Barron’s 18, he’s been sheltered and hasn’t been to college yet. Anything can hapoen.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

The wealth she married into is it rwnj because I'm guessing yes since she included the entire family in her wedding if not even the venue.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

[despairing sigh]

Well, time to scratch that one off of the list. And at this point I just might as well be done with this grudging optimism all together. It's clearly an enormous waste of time.

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Let's see what college does to him but I'm not holding out any hope. Those money ties of complete control will never let him out of that hellhole.

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WasX's avatar

It's exactly what happened.

He was exploited all his life by that POS and escaped, literally. He's written and spoken publicly about it extensively. Love this kid.

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WasX's avatar

Great idea, I'll join you!!

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Chemical's avatar

I got that vibe from him, too

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Trespassers Will's avatar

Been there

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TreeHugger Voted 🏳️‍🌈's avatar

“Diabetics with COPD 4 Trump. Please eat our faces with ridiculous healthcare costs.”

-more people than you would think

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Can't cure stupid and never underestimate them.

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BREAKING GAY AGENDA TAKEOVER OF ALL THINGS THAT CONSERVATIVES SUDDENLY CARE ABOUT.

Fans Are Convinced Riley Is A Lesbian In 'Inside Out 2' After Trailer Drops—And We Can Totally See It

A few telling details in the new trailer for Disney and Pixar's 'Inside Out 2' has fans convinced the teenaged main character is part of the LGBTQ+ community.

https://www.comicsands.com/inside-out-riley-lesbian-theory-2667487673.html?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Echobox&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1710286538

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Will send DeSatan over the edge. Disney gave him a win earlier but he can't control content.

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Dang lesbians, always *existing*. Like they were human beings or something.

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Richard S's avatar

And this is relevant to the character how?

Yes, teenagers are capable of forming romantic relationships, but isn't there something in the rules against *depicting* minors in a sexual way? So Riley is BFF with another girl - big deal. Not every close and deep friendship means the two people are madly in love and "bumping uglies".

If you're making up the sexual preferences of a fictional character, it tells me more about YOU than the character.

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"Yes, teenagers are capable of forming romantic relationships, but isn't there something in the rules against *depicting* minors in a sexual way?"

Romantic =/= Sexual. There are lots of films about teenage/coming-of-age romance that don't depict anybody "bumping uglies" that are entirely age-appropriate.

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

Sam and Frodo come to mind. Which I know people ship, but isn't a part of the text.

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Cryny's avatar

Oh, it's definitely part of 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 texts.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

I will withhold commenting to that until I see the movie. The right will always skew all things to sex. They are obsessed with it. Girls have girlfriends without sex involved. Since Disney had their tango with DeSatan the rwnjs will rip them apart. They lost their minds seeing a 'colored' mermaid.

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coco lurks from home's avatar

And if it turns out it’s just a platonic girl-crush with nothing further implied, you know they’ll shriek about how Disney caved to their objections. Even though the thing is already in the can.

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Mr blob's avatar

Just wait till Elsa from frozen finally lets it go

This is a company who’s gay inclusion efforts so far have included “a single line said by an already gay stereotype in beauty and the beast” and that’s pretty much it. Not sure how Disney of all places became home of the woke agenda.

#embarrasing tv admission; the most likeable bachelor in years has two gay dads and they fully censored all mention of it from the season (Disney owns abc). His “family” was exclusively his mother and the man she divorced when he was 5 years old.

#its perfectly acceptable to shame me

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Old Man Shadow's avatar

A couple in Lightyear were lesbian. And the son character in Strange World was queer and had a boyfriend by the end.

Haven't seen Lightyear, but I did see Strange World and it was good.

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Note: I just watched the trailer and I don't see it, but oh well.

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Trespassers Will's avatar

Clearly your gaydar is not near a sensitive as theirs

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

Gaydar is most effective when used deep in the closet.

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OT: Henlo, is burb. Birb is home from volunteering.

Lots of wind and lots of rain is coming. Chorp.🦜

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Nuernburger's avatar

OT Yahoo Finance for DJT is lit! More viewers there than on Truth Social.

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/DJT/community

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Trespassers Will's avatar

Drop faster dammit!

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