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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

I worked for a smallish private company a few years back. We did well and were audited by GT every year. We survived the dot bomb crash by downsizing. The Owner was an egomaniac and decided it was a good time to expand, wrong! GT gave us the "not a going concern" business letter on the next audit. The owner fired GT, we closed the doors a year later. Getting a "going concern " letter on the first audit is the sign of an NFL, NOT FOR LONG company,

SkeptiKC's avatar

That vivid yellow Karine is wearing is extremely becoming.

So help me Sagan but I don't believe that there exists a color that young woman cannot wear well.

StarJamma's avatar

Karine can rock all kinds of outfits. She's just got the whole thing- looks, smarts, poise.

josephebacon's avatar

Hey! Today is National One Cent Day!

Martin Shobe's avatar

A penny for my thoughts? No way. They're worth two cents.

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Now THERE'S a drag name for ya. Penny Stock.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: *gasp*

'𝗠𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿': 𝗢𝗯𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗼𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗳𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗱𝗮𝘁𝗮

https://www.rawstory.com/money-incinerator-observers-shocked-by-newest-truth-social-financial-data/

R. Riddle's avatar

I watched the ticker at Yahoo and it went down a dollar is just the minute or two I was at the site.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

Wait, what is 22% of $3.5 Billion?

jeebus, he is bleeding paper value faster than Elmo.

Arolpin's avatar

PAB wishes he could bleed value as quickly as Elmo. Sadly, no matter how much he loses on Trump Social, he has no chance of catching up to Elmo. Right now Elmo is down ~$30billion, based on the latest valuation of Twitter (only Nazi fucks call it 'X'), and Trump would have to have 10 times the assets he claims to even have a chance to lose that much.

Poor pussy-ass-bitch Donny Dumbfuck has to go begging to Elon Musk, and gets denied. Sad, week, poop.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

The best part is, the rubes will hold on to shares they bought at $65 until it is traded on fucking pink sheets because ONE DAY, MARTHA!!! WE WILL BE RICH!!!!

Mighty Little Dog's avatar

They issued a "going concern" letter, basically saying there is substantial doubt about the financial viability of the company and bankruptcy could occur TWO WEEKS AFTER GOING PUBLIC!!! WHO THE HELL IS REGULATING THIS?

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Hold on. Are you suggesting that a legal shell game to allow public listing of a private company without the normal oversight might not actually be a good thing!?

The SEC is moving slowly to increase regulation on SPAC's.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Who are these people who are still capable of being shocked by anything to do with the unnaturally hued huckster? It’s terrifying to think such dimwits are in any position of authority on anything.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

"Options trader Nick Yoder, who last week noted that there was an unprecedented demand for short-selling Truth Social shares"

you don't say!

Daydrinking is my JOB!'s avatar

Heh heh, I was WAY too optimistic when I picked April 22 as the date when it tanked.

Tee hee.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Looks more like a black hole to me.

Zeitgeist's avatar

And they say conservatives aren't funny:

"As an April Fools’ Day joke, Donald Trump’s campaign sent out an email to supporters Monday with the subject line, “I’m suspending my campaign …”

The body of the email read “JUST KIDDING” followed by a vow that he would “NEVER SURRENDER!” and an entreaty for campaign donations of at least $5."

abbienormal's avatar

This really is fun to watch in real time. DTJ stock drop:

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/DJT?.tsrc=fin-srch

Happy Camper's avatar

Thanks for sharing. Made my day!

Richard S's avatar

"Free Fallin'" - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

News caster: "And today, former president Donald Trump, who stands to make over three billion... I'm sorry I'm getting a correction, who stands to make two bill... I'm sorry, at least one billion.

...

Former president Donald Trump who today set a record for the fastest bankruptcy of a publicly traded company was also in the news... (Etc etc)"

josephebacon's avatar

Awwwww! It faw down and go boom!

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

See above, in re: "money incinerator"

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I wish he were Banff from running for office.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Canadian Topical Humour ... I LIKE it!

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Wife: "Look, there's a lost cat in the neighborhood" (shows picture from the neighborhood group)

Me: "Ok"

Wife: "Scruffy."

Me: "Is that a name or a description?"

Wife: "Name."

Me: "He does look scruffy, though."

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OT: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA!

'𝗪𝗶𝘁𝗵𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝘁': 𝗜𝗺𝗽𝗿𝗶𝘀𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝗣𝗲𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗡𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗼 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝘀 𝗯𝗶𝗱 𝗻𝗼𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗿𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗿𝗱𝘀

https://www.rawstory.com/peter-navarro-presidential-records/

Chemical's avatar

The finding out portion of the show is never as fun as the fucking around part

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Link to watch the slide of Truth Social stock. Apparently "DJT" is also "Dow Jones Transportation average" somewhere, and at first it looked like it was holding prettty steady, but it isn't. It went from 60 down to 50 in just this morning.

https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/DJT

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

Hovering between 46.80 and 47.10 at the moment.

Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

It would be so great if it fully imploded on April Fool's Day

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT:

𝗪𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹 𝗳𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗯𝘂𝗹𝗹𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁

𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘸𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘭𝘦𝘵 𝘋𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘥 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴?

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/what-in-the-actual-fuck-is-this-bullshit?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=reader2

Richard S's avatar

I gather there are protests on the "Left Coast" where people are blocking traffic over the War in Gaza.

One would think they'd be more up in arms about things closer to home, with a more direct effect on them.

Cincinnatus's avatar

" . . . this is what Donny does. he fucking wears us out."

SkeptiKC's avatar

This is an egregious abomination of the rule of law and everything recognized as appropriate.

This man is profoundly dangerous and WILL get someone else killed soon if aggressive steps are not taken against him.

Enough is ENOUGH.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Yes, US Secret Service, how many?

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Free speech warrior logic:

Nazi ideology must be defeated in the marketplace of ideas.

But anything woke is indoctrination and must be outright banned.

Daniel's avatar

And, just like in the real market place, when people refuse to buy from our stall and tell other people that we are selling lumps of shit which they also should not buy, we must be able to force them to at least browse.

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"Heavenly Sympathy" remains one of my favorite pieces of art.