LIVE: Will White House Apologize For Biden Choreographing Super Bowl With Taylor Swift?
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LIVE: Will White House Apologize For Biden Choreographing Super Bowl With Taylor Swift?
Not cool, Dark Brandon.
We assume you have all by now seen this post from the president, wherein he admits to colluding with the Kansas City Chiefs (i.e. Taylor Swift) to script the Super Bowl.
What’s really impressive is the way they got the 49ers to go along with it, by boning their possession in overtime, which gave Patrick Mahomes (i.e. Taylor Swift) the opening to engineer that touchdown, etc.
Hopefully today’s White House press briefing will address all this.
Evan Hurst on Twitter right here.
@evanjosephhurst on Threads!
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That was hilarious. I couldn’t believe he leaned into the joke.
In the 2024 Cinematic Universe, I much prefer Dark Brandon's cheerful overlordship to Trump's petulance and Gestank. Pardon my hopefully obvious German.