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Katherine Harris's avatar

That was hilarious. I couldn’t believe he leaned into the joke.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

In the 2024 Cinematic Universe, I much prefer Dark Brandon's cheerful overlordship to Trump's petulance and Gestank. Pardon my hopefully obvious German.

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Schmannity's avatar

Depressed Taylor Swift Going To Miss Being In The Spotlight Now That Super Bowl Over

https://www.theonion.com/depressed-taylor-swift-going-to-miss-being-in-the-spotl-1851248869

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Guess she'll have to go back to waiting tables?

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John S Smith's avatar

The NFL's owners and players all were in line for hefty profits and bonuses for their teams getting into and winning the playoffs and the Super Bowl. What could anyone offer that would make it worth deliberately losing? The referees made the calls before huge live audiences with instant replays and slow motion replays from multiple angles. Rigging the outcome would have had to involve hundreds of people. The elections involved hundreds, if not thousands of local election officials and monitors. Strangely, people who believe the Democrats are incapable of organising a children's birthday party and that Joe Biden is too feeble to remember his name still believe that Joe and the Dems successfully pullled off complicated and massive conspiracies without leaving the faintest trace of evidence.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I understand the Dems' other plan was faking a moon landing, which actually might have been less complicated.

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Ukraine/Haitian's avatar

what nobody knows is that Taylor swift wrote up the entire game plan /................for both sides

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

And set it to a sprightly bossa nova beat.

And why does the spell-check not recognize "bossa nova"?

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That Girl's avatar

As I watch competent adults give these briefings, I can’t imagine going back to anything like Shouty Spicer or Sour Face Huckabee peddling nothing but lies, word salad, and garbage deflection

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RRJKR's avatar

Although I usually don't comment on affairs of the heart, I see the Kelce/Swift relationship as a trainwreck in the making, for a number of reasons

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Starting with that outfit Kelce wore to the SB. WTF?

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

The beauty of not being a rich celebrity is no one in the general public cares about your choices or whereabouts or opinions, and there'll be no decades-long fights over your estate. Plus you likely will know either how to do small repairs around the house or know a guy who can.

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Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

And oh, the songs we will hear.

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easelox is on timeout's avatar

Camps. Insurrection Act. Mass deportations. Encourage Russia to invade Nato allies.

This guy needs to fuck off forever.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Encourage Russia to invade..."

Even Hitler only did that ONCE.

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RRJKR's avatar

and soon!

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DemoCat's avatar

It’s always fun to fact-check the nuttiest conspiracy theories, like the Biden Swift KC Bowl. Curious how none of the SF players, ownership or staff have whispered a peep about the Super Bowl being a political hit job. That can only mean one thing - SF is in on it too. They were told to make the game close, but lose in OT. They almost got carried away, starting the game so hot. But in the end, fate and the deep state intervened.

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

“SF is in on it too.” Well, they are from Nancy Pelosis district, after all!!

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Vagenda and Peeara's avatar

I'm sure the wingnut ecosphere is shitting their collective bed that Biden made fun of their lunacy.

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DemoCat's avatar

Oh yeah. They are. Nothing makes irrational people even angrier than when their outrage is viewed as silly, or they are simply dismissed.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

And that is why our chief weapon is ridicule. Ridicule and fear and ruthless efficiency...

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RRJKR's avatar

It is impossible to estimate the amount of harm Donald Trump has done to the United States of America. He is without doubt the most existential threat to our nation that we have ever faced He is bringing us to the point of Civil War yet EVERYBODY keeps giving him a pass,.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Care for some crazy pills?

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RRJKR's avatar

For the sake of the USA, and all of humanity, Donald, Please, just GO AWAY!!

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Trump University Graduate's avatar

The idea that Taylor Swift is being disloyal by endorsing Biden because Trump signed the Music Modernization Act, is rich. So I guess Stormy Daniels was being disloyal by telling all about her tryst with Trump because what? Trump didn't infect her with an STD?

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

I cannot wait to tell the Swifties at the high school where I teach that Swift owes all her success to DJT. Mobilization will follow.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

They may believe you. Yesterday at least 1/3 of the kids in the class where I was subbing were shouting about a "rigged" football game. "Okay", I say to myself, "those are the kids of Trumpeters". Dittoheads at age ten.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Baristas by 20!

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Anzu's avatar

I've seen lots of football games in my middle aged life (most of the college level, but football is football.) That was a surprisingly clean game yesterday. Nothing rigged about it at all. Only one questionable call granted a first down to the 49ers, and that still wasn't enough to make them win.

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RRJKR's avatar

As with all things "Trump" don't even try to make any sense of it

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RRJKR's avatar

The only memory problem Joe Biden has is that he's forgotten 10X as much as Donald Trump ever knew

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RRJKR's avatar

So, I'm supposed to decide rather I'm a "Swifty" or a "Trumpy? Actually neither, but if forced to decide, pass me the red lipstick!!

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Notreelyhelping's avatar

Kind of a fucking master stroke for a nice elderly man with a poor memory.

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Darth Trad's avatar

People commenting on that post actually think that President Biden is the person behind it! They are cursing it out and demanding it do stuff for them! Because that is how a democracy works. /s

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

I keep hoping they are just kidding but nooo.

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