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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

MAGA dingbats and poisoned kool-aid servers have the answer they want already. How did this happen? Open borders and illegal immigrants illegally voting, combined with rigged electronic voting machines buggering the vote counts in favour of dems and atheists and other people who are Not Real Americans. So far I've only noticed Wayne Allyn Root trumpeting this theme loudly, but once the rest of the rabid right wing gets over the shock of losing so big, it will be right on his bandwagon, hiding from reality and moaning, God is not mocked and you will all answer to our big guy in the sky for mocking US."

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simpledinosaur's avatar

As Trump himself would say, "So much winning, our heads are spinning."

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan.

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Barney Rubble's avatar

Dark Brandon, making the NYT look like idiots since 2020.

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Noma Larkey's avatar

The MSM press

are all a bunch of pricks.

They love to stir up drama

to drive their website clicks.

'Dems in Disarray'

is all they seem to know.

But 'Hunter Biden's laptop'

is their other feature show.

The MSM press

love to gin up doubt,

ridiculous polling numbers

they especially love to tout.

But calling out the Rethugs

on their numerous radical actions

the MSM press can't seem to do -

it might offend their donor factions.

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2Cats2Furious's avatar

BRAVO!

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

That guy is no Bill Nye.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

The Rethuglicans have NO policy for immigration reform, aside from pure xenophobia.

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carovee's avatar

No true. They have deporting anyone without papers, sharks in the Rio Grande, giant wall in case people get passed the sharks.

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Villago Delenda Est 🇺🇦's avatar

"We kicked both Rethuglican and MSM ass last night. Suck on it, preschoolers."

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Eileen's avatar

OT, but teevee reportage is that a YUGE Gambino Family arrest is happening in NY. Wonder if Fredo's still okay....

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clairence's avatar

"Seven men were arrested in Sicily and 10 in New York."

wow

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Daniel's avatar

Are there infants in that family? Is there a Gambino bambino?

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

Why is Joe Biden targeting the innocent Gambinos?

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Fender Deluxe's avatar

Those childish Gambinos ain't so innocent.

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feralboy12's avatar

Rival crime family.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Eric is fine. He just testified.

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Larry Schmitt's avatar

Is the rowboat still in the boathouse?

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Eileen's avatar

Hope they report on it!

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"M"'s avatar

💀💀💀

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Parakeetist's avatar

OT: 10 alleged Gambino crime family members arrested.

Good.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Must be RICO day in NY. The moron mafia meets Gambinos.

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"M"'s avatar

This part

I was wondering if they were employing money launderers in common

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SunMoonStars's avatar

I'm sure there is some overlapping involved. When Ghoolie was going down the mob attorneys were talking to Cohen stating how their clients like the orange moron but hate Ghoolie. That tells me they are cut from the same cloth.

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"M"'s avatar

Who did we hear say that Ghoolie cleared the Italian mafia out of New York to make room for the Russian mafia ...?

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SunMoonStars's avatar

No idea but he made enemies on all sides.

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Daniel's avatar

The Special Elections Tell Us Nothing About 2024

Democrats have a Biden problem, not a party problem.

By Jonathan Chait

(This is a real headline and sub head from New York Magazine)

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carovee's avatar

Holy crap, for real? Chait is such a tool.

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"M"'s avatar

Oh nooo

Did he really write that?

I think that's code for

"I Don't Want Even The Chance of a POTUS Woman of Color, Especially Not That One"

Though he would say that about ANY one

IIRC he literally wrote a piece when HRC was running entitled

"There Should Be a Woman POTUS Some Day, Just Not That One"

The trick, of course, is that they will say that about any one

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carovee's avatar

Chait definitely has issues with women.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Why Dems winning is bad news for Biden!

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

So yesterday's election successes for democrats tell us nothing about the next election, and Biden beating Trump last time also tells us nothing about 2024, and the "red wave" midterms that failed to materialize also are outliers, so tell us, what problem is Biden causing for democrats again Chait? Too much unexpected winning?

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Rhand Holm's avatar

Jonathan Chait tells us nothing about 2024. New York Magazine has a Chait problem.

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"M"'s avatar

There you go

Let's all read that instead

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

He's a Friedman Unit away from a Full Taibbi, just saying.

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lmurr's avatar

I think they make a cream for that . You can get it at Eckerds. Oh wait...

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Jonathan Chait, the journalistic equivalent of used Kleenex.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

Spanky?

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Phlegmy.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

Why not both?

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Thanks for the turd in the punchbowl, Jon. No seriously, it tells us that we have us a Biden problem, and we should take that seriously. But running against unfreedom and authoritarianism is a brand winner for Democrats.

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

If there's one thing American voters hate it's the quiet competence of a leader that doesn't shred norms to engage in self dealing and light treason.

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Dually Lobach's avatar

"Well, I love Democratic policies, and I know Joe's a Democrat and all, but he's just so old. I mean, have you heard that he's old? He's like, super old. Does old people stuff like crosswords and sneaker wearing, and tapioca eating, probably. Unfortunately, my raging ageism just trumps my want for bodily autonomy, you know?"

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

I also love X-words, sneakers and tapioca. No doubt due to being born a year after Joe Biden in St Mary's hospital in Scranton. Have fear of riding bikes though and having to deal with Republicans that has held me back all these years from ruling the world!

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"M"'s avatar

Donald's not just old

He's an old corrupt criminal with long COVID

POTUS Joe rides bikes

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Daniel's avatar

"I love Democrat policies, and Democrat politicians," said Hazmat Chestnuts, a local wedge relocator and doorstop technician, "but I wish Joe Biden could be a Republican."

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"M"'s avatar

"Hazmat 🌰 Chestnuts"

😄😄😂

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IMPOed's avatar

Keep masterbating Jonathan, at least it makes you look busy.

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Daniel's avatar

Jonathan Chafe

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gnomemansanisland's avatar

This is contradictory. If the elections tell us nothing, how can he make the claim about Biden and the party? His own butt?

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"M"'s avatar

Indeed

And he thinks it's cute

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Dirty-Work's avatar

It merely reenforces everything he meant to write in the lead-up.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Some may say, but if we take bothsides seriously... That'd be a "tell us nothing" take.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Fuck every last one of them. This is about democracy vs fascism. Nothing else FUCKING MATTERS....NOTHING. I am sick to death of these ASSHOLES pretending they give a shit or even know what the fuck they are writing about.

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LuluBean12 StarGeezer's avatar

My fear of fascism is what has kept me awake and sweating since 11-9-2016.

I was so thrilled with the PA judges results.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

You are not alone!

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Dirty-Work's avatar

It tells us at minimum the Dems don't have a party problem per this dripstick. He gives-up his agenda with that floater.

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Crip Dyke's avatar

WAIT A MINUTE.

A chemical plant exploded? In TEXAS? When have there ever been safety issues at chemical plants in Texas of all places? Texas is one of the most business friendly states in the country, where they don't specify any burdensome regulations and let local plant operators -- who know their own conditions and risks -- find the most economically effective way to ensure safety.

I'm telling you this has to be a false flag, some democrat chemical plant from California flown in just to blow up in Texas and make Greg Abbot look bad.

Anyway, here's the link:

https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/30/547428167/chemicals-at-flooded-texas-plant-in-danger-of-exploding

Whoops, sorry, not that one. This is the one about the explosion:

https://www.npr.org/2017/08/31/547553447/fire-reported-at-chemical-plant-in-crosby-texas

Hang on, not that explosion:

https://www.npr.org/2023/05/05/1174455349/texas-petrochemical-plant-fire-shell

Well, okay, that's more of a rapid combustion fire, but not quite an explosion. I think I got it. Yeah, here:

https://www.npr.org/2019/11/27/783263942/massive-explosion-rips-through-texas-chemical-plant

Oh, for the ever-loving ... Not that chemical plant explosion. THIS chemical plant explosion:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-chemical-plant-explosion-sparks-large-fire-evacuation-shelter-pl-rcna124206

Right then. I think we've established that Texas' chemical manufacturing regulations are second to none and this is an extreme aberration. There is no danger to the public, but out of an abundance of caution we're advising that people within 100 miles of Shepherd, Texas shelter in place. Emergency workers with hazmat suits will be available to bring clean water to your location. Please do not venture outside for any reason.

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Kingeider's avatar

"These are some of the same chemicals you have under your kitchen sink". Yeah, I've got WD40, chlorine bleach and cleanser under mine, but I'm not in a big hurry to burn them and breathe the results.

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Fender Deluxe's avatar

They will fix the problem as soon as someone tells them, "hey, those chemical plant explosions cause abortions!"

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carovee's avatar

You have to work in controlling women some how since that is the only real point of being anti-choice.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Could someone please call Erin Brockovich.

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Mr. Knows Nothing, et. al.'s avatar

I look forward to another outstanding video from the Chemical Safety Board detailing why the accident happened in about 18 months. And being Texas, I can always count on that on an annual basis.

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Kingeider's avatar

Don't forget Louisiana

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Mr. Knows Nothing, et. al.'s avatar

Sorry for the faux pax, but I'm biased towards thinking New Orleans is LA. God knows the food there is brilliant. That being said petroleum is a blessing/curse for the rich/poor respectively in that whole state. That include stochastic refinery explosions

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SethTriggs's avatar

The USCSB's video productions are top notch. I hope they can share that talent with the NTSB.

Really great subscription on Youtube. And very informative too.

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SunMoonStars's avatar

Let me guess they don't believe in climate change either.

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"M"'s avatar

No white supremacist in charge in that state -- or anywhere in America -- believes in climate change

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Texas chemical plants are so safe that they can be built next to elementary schools and in residential neighborhoods. Oops, just kidding, there are no regulations in Texas, so there is no distinction between residential and commercial. But still, they are the kindest, gentlest, safest chemical plants in the free world, even if they are constructed out of Bubble Yum, baling wire, and true grit.

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lmurr's avatar

"Shelter in place and turn off your A/C."

Wait, what?

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Listen, if you people insist on breathing all day then you're going to need to accept some personal responsibility for inhaling caustic gases. That's freedom you're tasting, after all.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

Whatever is billowing out of that conflagration is hazardous to nearby civilians.

Pardon me while I find something that I can smash...

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Duct tape around the doors and windows also too.

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"M"'s avatar

Duct tape always works

No matter what you're doing

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Wasn't there one that blew up near a school in the 2000s? Thanks Obama?

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1st light's avatar

In West, Tx?

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Chemical's avatar

I remember a chemical plant exploding a few years back here. It was well outside the city, yet it was so damn loud that it woke me up at 5am. I thought I might have been dreaming, but every dog in the neighborhood started barking

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

I think it was Norman, or Normal, TX.

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Doug Langley's avatar

Near the Bates Motel?

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Elviouslyqueer's avatar

The fires at night

Glow big and bright

*BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM*

All through the state of Texas!

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

Also too ammo dumps in Ukraine. But that's HIMARS in action.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

ZZTop guitar spin

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Being released's avatar

You'd think the free market would have solved this by now.

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lmurr's avatar

The invisible hand has been busy servicing rich guys.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

*sigh* That’s not invisible. Damn it, Lauren!

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

It has. Reduces payroll.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

Stop trying to turpentine a phrase

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SkeptiKC's avatar

This disgusts and enrages me.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

It's not like Tejas zoning allows chemical plants near residential areas or schools.

Oh wait, they do.

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

If you don't define residential versus industrial, you don't have to worry about silly things like zoning laws. And imagine the savings for the average Texan, who isn't constrained by things like building codes or common sense when building their forever home!

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swmnguy's avatar

Well, let's not get hysterical. That factory only makes solvents for glue and paint remover.

How dangerous could those chemicals be? What a bunch of 'fraidy-cats.

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

See the end of Emil in the best Robocop (1987)

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

It's made of rich people.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

OUT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Mr. Knows Nothing, et. al.'s avatar

Obligatory: "Damn you all to hell! You blew it up!"

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Parakeetist's avatar

OT: MSNBC chyron: talks underway for possible cease-fire, between Israel and Hamas.

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1st light's avatar

Cease-fire seems unreasonable, maybe a pause.

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swmnguy's avatar

I sure hope that's true, and takes place.

Yes, there will be problems. There are problems now. But problems when there isn't wholesale violence and killing are better than problems when there is wholesale violence and killing. We can talk and argue and point fingers for the rest of our lives, if we aren't killing and being killed.

Being opposed to violence and killing is indeed an absolutist position. I recognize that. It's also binary. Once can either be opposed to violence and killing, or in favor of it. There's no middle ground. When someone says, "I oppose violence and killing, but..." that means they support violence and killing.

I realize also I am in the very small minority in my opposition to violence and killing. So I'll leave it at that and hope for the best.

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1st light's avatar

Nice attitude. How would you have eliminated slavery, without violence and killing?

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swmnguy's avatar

You seem intellectually honest. That's an extremely vague question. To give you an honest answer, we'd have to stipulate an awful lot of things.

It's particularly interesting to me, since my ancestors were all Abolitionists. We were prosecuted in the early 1680s for protesting against the Quakers, in the Philadelphia area, because the Quakers grew rich by dominating the slave trade there. My family was constantly persecuted by the colonial and US Federal government until 1863.

That's right; during the violence and killing of the US Civil War; the USA thought it worthwhile to use cavalry to interdict my ancestor's efforts on the Underground Railroad. One might think that cavalry would have been better used against the Confederacy; but then one might not be Abraham Lincoln, so I really can't speculate.

What nation are we talking about? What time period? What power do I have, and not have?

I'd say, I'd have eliminated it before it started, had I been King of England in 1600. By decree.

Or, as my ancestors did in real life, I'd have non-violently sacrificed my freedom, over and over and over, in opposition to the people who supported violence and killing, and didn't oppose slavery until it became convenient for them and conducive to their own interests.

And, were I ever in a situation where violence and killing were thrust upon me; I'd still be opposed to it.

Aren't you?

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1st light's avatar

"I'd say, I'd have eliminated it before it started, had I been King of England in 1600. By decree."

I'm not looking for fantasies here. And no, considering all the women and children that are abused physically - I'd hit back as hard as I could.

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Being released's avatar

Not going to happen. Hamas wants war and Israel is happy to oblige. From NYT:

“I hope that the state of war with Israel will become permanent on all the borders, and that the Arab world will stand with us,” Taher El-Nounou, a Hamas media adviser, told The Times.

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"M"'s avatar

Chris Jansen has that terroristic jingoistic right wing Israeli ambassador on spouting propagandiststic talking points

Why does he get so much US airtime?

Katy Republican Tur just had him on two days ago

Meanwhile, we had to protest to let Ayman Mohedin and Mehdi Hasan back on in their own timeslots to *anchor their own shows*

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R. Riddle's avatar

Where?

In Israel-Gaza?

Russia-Ukraine?

The House GOP?

Donald and his children?

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Parakeetist's avatar

Thanks. Should have verified.

Israel - Hamas.

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Off topic: Minnesota state flag redesign submissions. Lots of loons with laser beam eyes. One Confederate one.

https://serc.mnhs.org/flags

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Salty Circe's avatar

Not a single one with just a big Prince symbol on it. No imagination.

F608 - Duck, Duck, Gray Duck is my favorite. They're so proud of that here, they should own it.

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carovee's avatar

I can't decide which made me laugh harder. The one that is just the back of a penny or the one with two worried looking fish. Orange fish. Definitely took a wrong turn at Albuquerque. Check out F996. They actually show a picture of what it would look like as a flag. Nice touch.

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"M"'s avatar

I'm not looking at that

Does it have Echthroi on it?

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John Norris's avatar

Their flag must have a 5 point star on it to summon the demons.

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Dually Lobach's avatar

F16! Yay kid's designs!

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carovee's avatar

There are several submissions from kids. Or I assume so anyway.

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Marcus Damicus's avatar

What? No one submitted one with "Statey McStateface" on it?

Fuck Ted Cruz.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Love F59

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SkeptiKC's avatar

There are some historically insightful and very eye-catching submissions here.

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IMPOed's avatar

What's wrong with the one they have?

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Raccoon of Vengeance's avatar

Old racist seal on it.

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Daniel's avatar

I didn't know seals lived in Minnesota.

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PotPie's avatar

It's their Florida, it's the lakes.

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Dually Lobach's avatar

Only the racist ones.

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swmnguy's avatar

It looks like about a dozen other ones. And it has a native American on a horse riding into the sunset in the background.

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Marcus Damicus's avatar

No, he's fleeing the US Army.

Fuck Ted Cruz.

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Smoke O'Possum's avatar

The new state song must then be John Prine's Crazy As A Loon.

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swmnguy's avatar

The NHL. Best game; worst league.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

I think submitting a design that paints a target on Minneapolis-St. Paul is suboptimal. OTOH, ducks! And Little Dipper!

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Rhand Holm's avatar

My vote is for F59, that mosquito really gets to the true essence of Minnesota.

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Non Doctior's avatar

F41 seems especially well thought-out

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Salty Circe's avatar

ohhhh, thank you for the share

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belfryo's avatar

When do the accusations of election fraud start? you KNOW its coming

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swmnguy's avatar

You're too late. Already started.

https://www.rawstory.com/stop-the-steal-organizer-questions-democratic-governor-s-re-election/

It's that crazy Amy Kremer, who I think is Gini Thomas's bestie.

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belfryo's avatar

Why am I not surprised

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Interesting donnie is blaming Mitch for Cameron's loss rather than fraud.

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belfryo's avatar

I guess he's into the Night of the Long Knives strategy now instead of 'BLAME THE LIBERALS!"

this is more of a circling the wagons move, more defensive than offensive

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Oy!'s avatar

Did the PANDAS escape?

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

Well fuck. Not having a cable package, I don't have access to the High End Brothel Network. I was hoping Roku carried it, but nope.

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PhoenixDogLover's avatar

We could legalize and regulate brothels. That might be better.

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lmurr's avatar

"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal?" -Carllin

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onedollarjuana's avatar

We'll Know how serious this is if the person with the names of the clients dies mysteriously

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Blamethrower:  The Weirdening's avatar

Junmyung Lee didn't kill himself!

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belfryo's avatar

“Pick a profession,” Joshua Levy, acting US attorney for Massachusetts, said of the sprawling client list during a press conference in Boston. “They’re probably represented in this case.”

I'm gonna guess anyone making less than 250,000 per year ISN"T represented in this case

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Kingeider's avatar

Bill Gates and Prince Andrew

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Hey Now!

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

And they're Korean! (I know recognizing the name convention... hopefully not any of my cousins.)

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