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Or, you know, tell 'em to eat shit?
It’s your day-after-election White House press briefing!
Joe Biden is going to put on his celebratin’ panties and moon the New York Times, we bet. Or maybe he won’t even be there because he’s busy being the president and this is the goddamn press briefing and he doesn’t do that.
But if he moons the Times, we are sure they will report that Donald Trump would have done it in a younger way.
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WAIT A MINUTE.
A chemical plant exploded? In TEXAS? When have there ever been safety issues at chemical plants in Texas of all places? Texas is one of the most business friendly states in the country, where they don't specify any burdensome regulations and let local plant operators -- who know their own conditions and risks -- find the most economically effective way to ensure safety.
I'm telling you this has to be a false flag, some democrat chemical plant from California flown in just to blow up in Texas and make Greg Abbot look bad.
Anyway, here's the link:
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/08/30/547428167/chemicals-at-flooded-texas-plant-in-danger-of-exploding
Whoops, sorry, not that one. This is the one about the explosion:
https://www.npr.org/2017/08/31/547553447/fire-reported-at-chemical-plant-in-crosby-texas
Hang on, not that explosion:
https://www.npr.org/2023/05/05/1174455349/texas-petrochemical-plant-fire-shell
Well, okay, that's more of a rapid combustion fire, but not quite an explosion. I think I got it. Yeah, here:
https://www.npr.org/2019/11/27/783263942/massive-explosion-rips-through-texas-chemical-plant
Oh, for the ever-loving ... Not that chemical plant explosion. THIS chemical plant explosion:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-chemical-plant-explosion-sparks-large-fire-evacuation-shelter-pl-rcna124206
Right then. I think we've established that Texas' chemical manufacturing regulations are second to none and this is an extreme aberration. There is no danger to the public, but out of an abundance of caution we're advising that people within 100 miles of Shepherd, Texas shelter in place. Emergency workers with hazmat suits will be available to bring clean water to your location. Please do not venture outside for any reason.
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