Shows once again what a shitty businessman TFG is. He should have blocked off a spot across the street from his "tower" and charged people a buck apiece to flip it off. $5 for a photo of you doing it.
Good afternoon, Wonks. I'm taking my involuntary stay at home today fairly well. Washed my uniforms, cleaned up my bum-looking ass, and opening the windows for a change.
THIS is something I have been bitching about LOUDLY since before I went into nurse's training; the virtual absence of medical research regarding women's medical issues!!!
OT: “The Gridiron Club is a renowned organization comprised of journalists and other media professionals that hosts a dinner every year featuring pundits and politicians delivering humorous observations of the state of the media and the nation. Among the regular participants is the President of the United States.”
Bidens speech on 3/16 was largely ignored because PAB was blathering about bloodbaths. Here are a few of OHJB's best lines:
“We know not everyone is feeling the progress we’re making. We’re committed to helping the little guy. Ron DeSantis, though, won’t take our calls.
"The big news this week is two candidates clinched their parties’ nomination for president. One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other is me."
"Kamala and I and the members of the administration here tonight are proud — proud of our accomplishments on behalf of the American people: record job growth, wages rising, rigging the Super Bowl for Taylor Swift."
"Our big plan to cancel student debt doesn’t apply to everyone. Just yesterday, a defeated-looking man came up to me and said, 'I’m being crushed by debt. I’m completely wiped out.' I said, “Sorry, Donald, I can’t help you.'"
"I’m running against the same guy that I beat in 2020. But don’t tell him. He thinks he’s running against Barack Obama."
For the Presidents full remarks and the Daily Kos Back Story.
"The big news this week is two candidates clinched their parties’ nomination for president. One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other is me."
"Our big plan to cancel student debt doesn’t apply to everyone. Just yesterday, a defeated-looking man came up to me and said, 'I’m being crushed by debt. I’m completely wiped out.' I said, “Sorry, Donald, I can’t help you.'"
Biden should be repeating these jokes in his regular repertoire. Not only will they get a lot of mileage, but they'll get even more buzz when Trump loses his shit over them.
But if he doesn't that's real ingratitude. In fact grounds for war! And with all the dirt he has on Jared and the Saudi's and probably the Russians, a very bloody war indeed.
Ok, judge, this is your chance to decide whether the justice system is legitimate and treats defendants alike no matter how rich and connected they are. Remember that school children will learn from this.
Do to Trump exactly what you'd do to anyone else who can't pay their penalties. Make him sell off all his shit and work out a payment plan for the rest.
Jean Carroll should absolutely sue Trump again, as he clearly has not learned to shut the fuck up about her. Keep in mind there's potential here to get an even bigger award than he last one ($83 million) because of punitives and the fact that this would be his third fucking time.
And since the RNC is going to try and shift money to pay for this, Carroll could end up causing Republicans to lose a lot of downballot races due to lack of funding.
She has a chance here of helping Democrats get the trifecta and codifying Roe v. Wade. She could do more for women's rights than any other private citizen right now.
"Ladies...we love the ladies, don't we folks? Our beautiful first lady, Mel, Mame, Melonia--our greatest, some would say, most beautiful, maybe? Maybe in the history of the world, some are saying, saying very, very much, very strongly they're saying...'Open a window, Darling' I say, "I want to watch the television, Darling' isn't she great? Don't we? We all love our very great first lady!"
Ta, Evan.
My sister is there! At the White House, invited to this event!
So I don't need to take notes.
Because you can just crib off of hers? :-D
https://substack.com/profile/13958074-furiouser-and-furiouser/note/c-51919126
We weren’t the first tourists to do this.
Shows once again what a shitty businessman TFG is. He should have blocked off a spot across the street from his "tower" and charged people a buck apiece to flip it off. $5 for a photo of you doing it.
You kidding? a $1,000 wearing his shitty sneakers and the t-shirt of his mug shot. You pay HIM for the priveledge, he needs the money.
Maybe it’s not too late for him to do that plan. If he can get 100 million people to pay $5 his money troubles are over.
in one corner: "without me Roe v Wade would have never been overturned"
in the other: "you know what would be nice? celebrating women's history month at the White House is what"
I am genuinely fond of this man.
OT.
Good afternoon, Wonks. I'm taking my involuntary stay at home today fairly well. Washed my uniforms, cleaned up my bum-looking ass, and opening the windows for a change.
"Donald Trump, come on down...you're the next contestant on The Price Is Right"!!!
He could apply for Jeopardy and would surely make it to the Tournament of Champions, being a genius and all
Then when he loses at a Wolf Blitzer level of losing at Jeopardy, he's whine that the game was rigged.
Because TFG is nothing but a fucking loser.
THIS is something I have been bitching about LOUDLY since before I went into nurse's training; the virtual absence of medical research regarding women's medical issues!!!
OT: “The Gridiron Club is a renowned organization comprised of journalists and other media professionals that hosts a dinner every year featuring pundits and politicians delivering humorous observations of the state of the media and the nation. Among the regular participants is the President of the United States.”
Bidens speech on 3/16 was largely ignored because PAB was blathering about bloodbaths. Here are a few of OHJB's best lines:
“We know not everyone is feeling the progress we’re making. We’re committed to helping the little guy. Ron DeSantis, though, won’t take our calls.
"The big news this week is two candidates clinched their parties’ nomination for president. One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other is me."
"Kamala and I and the members of the administration here tonight are proud — proud of our accomplishments on behalf of the American people: record job growth, wages rising, rigging the Super Bowl for Taylor Swift."
"Our big plan to cancel student debt doesn’t apply to everyone. Just yesterday, a defeated-looking man came up to me and said, 'I’m being crushed by debt. I’m completely wiped out.' I said, “Sorry, Donald, I can’t help you.'"
"I’m running against the same guy that I beat in 2020. But don’t tell him. He thinks he’s running against Barack Obama."
For the Presidents full remarks and the Daily Kos Back Story.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2024/03/17/remarks-by-president-biden-at-the-gridiron-club-and-foundation-dinner-march-16-2024/
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2024/3/17/2229983/-Biden-HYSTERICALLY-ROASTS-Mentally-Unfit-Trump-and-Honors-the-Free-Press-at-Annual-Gridiron-Dinner?utm_campaign=trending#comment_88262412
Ooooo...
https://substack.com/profile/155628850-impoed/note/c-51917637?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=2knnzm
"The big news this week is two candidates clinched their parties’ nomination for president. One candidate is too old and mentally unfit to be president. The other is me."
"Our big plan to cancel student debt doesn’t apply to everyone. Just yesterday, a defeated-looking man came up to me and said, 'I’m being crushed by debt. I’m completely wiped out.' I said, “Sorry, Donald, I can’t help you.'"
Biden should be repeating these jokes in his regular repertoire. Not only will they get a lot of mileage, but they'll get even more buzz when Trump loses his shit over them.
The second made me laugh out loud. A big strong man, with tears in his eyes, no doubt.
This is the Biden everyone wants to see! Irish jokester Biden!
UNLEASH HUMOROUS DARK BRANDON.
Jared has that kind of cash, and I'm sure he'll be happy to post the bond for PAB, given how much PAB did for him.
Why would he want to help out the guy who keeps trying to paw his wife? Fuck that.
Y'hee, gahuk, snort. {wipes tear}
But if he doesn't that's real ingratitude. In fact grounds for war! And with all the dirt he has on Jared and the Saudi's and probably the Russians, a very bloody war indeed.
Awww, you hate to hear it....
𝐴 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑏𝑟𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑟 𝑒𝑛𝑙𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑚𝑝 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑠𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑜𝑏𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑏𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑤𝑟𝑜𝑡𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑛 𝑎𝑓𝑓𝑖𝑑𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑡 𝑓𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑓𝑒𝑤 𝑏𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑟 𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑏𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑧𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑑.
𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑚𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑏𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑛𝑜𝑡 “𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑎𝑠 𝑐𝑜𝑙𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑎𝑙,” 𝑏𝑢𝑡 “𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑝𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑠ℎ 𝑜𝑟 𝑐𝑎𝑠ℎ 𝑒𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑣𝑎𝑙𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑠 (𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑒𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑠)."
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA breathe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sell the trash palace that's worth eleventy billion, Dotard. Does he actually own the NYC joint?
The schadenfreude is especially comfortable today!
Ok, judge, this is your chance to decide whether the justice system is legitimate and treats defendants alike no matter how rich and connected they are. Remember that school children will learn from this.
Do to Trump exactly what you'd do to anyone else who can't pay their penalties. Make him sell off all his shit and work out a payment plan for the rest.
I can think of a certain Russian autocrat with that kind of cash...
"Few" meaning "Zero" in this case
Jean Carroll should absolutely sue Trump again, as he clearly has not learned to shut the fuck up about her. Keep in mind there's potential here to get an even bigger award than he last one ($83 million) because of punitives and the fact that this would be his third fucking time.
And since the RNC is going to try and shift money to pay for this, Carroll could end up causing Republicans to lose a lot of downballot races due to lack of funding.
You hate to see it.
Imagine--together, Trump and Carroll could bankrupt the GOP fundraising apparatus, leading to a Democratic trifecta. How wonderfully ironic.
To which I'd say to Republicans, you knew damn well he was a snake, when you took him in.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees
She has a chance here of helping Democrats get the trifecta and codifying Roe v. Wade. She could do more for women's rights than any other private citizen right now.
"Women have never shied away from massive undertakings."
LOL. She should see my fridge.
"Women have never shied away from massive undertakings."
This is the basis of Republican anger at Hunter Biden.
Hoo boy... ;>D
I can't tell if The Boston Globe is trolling trump or what ;)
https://open.substack.com/pub/tek01/p/you-dont-often-see-ad-placement-like?r=2lkddo&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true
Can we take Trump Tower and rename it "Find Out Tower"?
Well hammer my pecker...Donald Trump just got outed, can't make the 454 million dollar bond, heh heh...
Pull out your wallets Rubes...!!! AGAIN!!!
Starting to see a lot of Talking Bass collections on eBay
It should be prohibited for him or any of his supporters to open Go Fund Mes again. It's a fraud through and through.
Those that could already gave to those Scientologists who set up a scam crowdfunding for this.
I want to thank Pres. Biden and VP Harris for always honoring women.
Chump can't do shit like that.
I'm sure he wouldn't be able to even attempt to do it without falling back on calling them "our beautiful, beautiful girls, and ladies..."
He honors all of the Plastic Women of Mars-a-Gogo by gracing then with his magnificent presence and skillful dancing.
[gags violently]
"Ladies...we love the ladies, don't we folks? Our beautiful first lady, Mel, Mame, Melonia--our greatest, some would say, most beautiful, maybe? Maybe in the history of the world, some are saying, saying very, very much, very strongly they're saying...'Open a window, Darling' I say, "I want to watch the television, Darling' isn't she great? Don't we? We all love our very great first lady!"
Perfect!
But now it's in my head! I'm still hearing him with that sing song breathy thing and the stupid words are still coming to me!
AAAAAAAAAAA!