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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Missed it; working.

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Lisa Ditalia's avatar

God bless Jean Pierre she is so articulate and present in these press conferences! She is truly a gem to his administration!

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Tina Mouse's avatar

And she never murders any of them.

How?

It is a mystery.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Who needs a "joint amicus brief opposing presidential immunity" from former presidents filed anywhere when NOT ONE SINGLE PRESIDENT IN OUR HISTORY has displayed such egregious criminal conduct that they felt the need to claim such an immunity?

In this case, the absence of that kind of precedent IS the amicus brief written in the pages of our history.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

This derelict "journalist" is attempting to put word's in Karine's mouth that she did NOT articulate. Her fierce tenacity to get accuracy on the record is enviable.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

( Concerning this question about "Ironclad commitment to Israel", please allow me to answer Karine)

Suppose you have a neighbor who does shitty things you don't like. Now suppose that shitty-thing-doing neighbor's house catches fire. Do you stand aside and laugh? Or do you pitch in with your garden hose and even run in to save the neighbor's children crying for help? Maybe even house the shitty-thing-doing neighbor's family that night and help with money later.

You have demonstrated an IRONCLAD COMMITMENT to moral rectitude; you have affirmed an ironclad commitment to decency; you have ironclad compassion; your soul is ironclad.

That does not mean you cannot call out the shitty things your neighbor does. Those are still shitty things. But you do not abandon decency because your neighbor is a doer of shitty things.

Now STFU!

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Nae Kings!'s avatar

Also OT, my purse was stolen from my car. Who is to blame:

A) Biden

B) Hamas

C) Transpeople

D) DEI/CRT

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Birb-General of the US's avatar

Thanks, Obama.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Beard guy wants tickets to the meeting.

Fucking moocher!

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Holy shit beard guy! You are in the White House! Learn to talk better.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

"Since Iran is a theocracy and the US House is led by a theocrat will Mike Johnson be part of any diplomatic overtures to the Islamic extemists? How soon before the nukes start flying?"

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Mr. Minky's avatar

Speaker Johnson, Former President Donnie Failure, Congressional Representatives Matt Gaetz, Lauren Boebert, and Margerie Taylor Greene, and Senators Ted Cruz and Ron Johnson will be our envoys.

They will be taken to the Tehran Airport and released onto the tarmac.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Excellent plan.

Kills two birds with one stone. First we get rid of our theocrats; then we retaliate and get rid of their theocrats.

Win/ Win except for the part where everyone else around there gets Lose/Lose/Lose.

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josephebacon's avatar

Don't forget Hee Hawley, Gosar, Biggs, Gym Shorts & Comer!

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SkeptiKC's avatar

...thus instigating the end of the world.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

So help me Sagan but there exists absolutely NO hue on the rainbow that does not flatter the lovely Karine.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

I chatted with Carl Sagan for 15 minutes before he spoke to my class. Very nice man! I didn't get much of a sense that he was an actual deity, though.

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Jus_Wonderin's avatar

I love Karine. Way back she was paired up with Matt Schlapp on PBS NEWSHOUR as opposing commentators. I really think I could see the disgust on her face. He would make me vomit. Repeatedly. Again and again.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

I too would require the assistance of prescription anti-emetics to endure that foul failed frat boy's loathsome presence.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Mama love magenta!

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Mr. Minky's avatar

If there is, she doesn't wear it.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Therefore, I don't believe such a hue exists in the known world.

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

"OJ died! Is this bad news for President Biden? Wasn't OJ planning to endorse Biden? Did Taylor Swift play any part in this?"

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

Where is Kato?

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

"Sure the guy owed me money! But it was just $50! That just ain't enough to whack him."

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Mr. Minky's avatar

Answering the phone for Inspector Clouseau.

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No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Ohtani’s interpreter (allegedly) stole $16 million in two years?!?

“That guy has a problem.”

- Charles Barkley

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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Guns!

Look for Peter to ask a question about White House Easter egg hunt being too gun free and unfair to gun dealers.

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Snarfyguy's avatar

OT: DJT share value down by around a buck and half today (-4.26% to $32.80/share).

In case anyone's keeping score.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Corruption in plain sight - the billionaires, the Saudis, the Qataris, the Chinese all pouring money into a worthless business.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

A slow unwinding so as to not scare off the rubes.

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Mr. Minky's avatar

Only for fresh giggles.

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

Both DJT and his media company explore new lows each day.

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Michael B's avatar

I'll keep score for the last 10 countdown...

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: Meanwhile, in Japan, Shizuoka Prefecture's Governor has resigned after his speech welcoming new government hires and commending them for their brains, "unlike those who sell vegetables, take care of cows, or make things."

https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20240410/p2a/00m/0na/007000c

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Doug Langley's avatar

It's hard to make a man understand something when his celery depends on his not understanding.

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josephebacon's avatar

Lettuce celebrate his resignation...😏

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Mr. Minky's avatar

People had a beef with him.

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Anonymous Venezuelan's avatar

Can you beet that?

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Turmp says MUCH worse on at least an hourly basis.

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Snarfyguy's avatar

I'm not sure I've heard of any class of people being disparaged for "making things."

I wonder if the guy just forgot to take his meds or something?

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Based on the photo, he's an elderly gent, so who knows...

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Antifa Commander's avatar

“What about the cheesemakers?”

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Richard S's avatar

He's referring to all of those who deal in dairy products.

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SkeptiKC's avatar

What a fucking prick!

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

At least there were consequences, unlike here in the States...

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Shocktreatment's avatar

OT

"Did you hear OJ died?

"Yeah, I think I'll grill tonight, you in?"

Yes, OJ Simpson died

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Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Father Time Executes Murderer

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