As Doc Zoom has discovered in his Sunday school studies, the fundies aren't at all happy about that "pursuit of happiness" business. In the dark and moldy corners of their souls, they really hate Thomas Jefferson.
So long as there are relgious nuts out there, we&#039;re gonna have to waste time and engergy slapping them down. It&#039;s annoying as hell, but they never learn and never shut the fuck up, because <i> religion.</i>
I&#039;ve been following the NYT site, and it&#039;s almost comical how slow they are to call states for either candidate. NBC is painting the map on the ice at Rock Center, and the NYT is still going &quot;Ummm, maybe, but we&#039;re not <i>entirely</i> sure that it&#039;s matematically certain...&quot;
The USA is their last refuge on this planet, which is why they&#039;re so fucking rabid. They know they&#039;re cornered, with no place to go, and they really think it&#039;s going to come down to Mad Max scenes at their compounds in the desert. Watch as ammo sales soar off the charts.
On another planet, they are.
When it comes to news, there are still only three.
Final take-home message for Koch, Trump, Adelson, and all those other rich pricks: The 99% have 99% of the votes.
He had his victory speech all scrawled out on it, and then the mean black man came and shook it up.
As Doc Zoom has discovered in his Sunday school studies, the fundies aren&#039;t at all happy about that &quot;pursuit of happiness&quot; business. In the dark and moldy corners of their souls, they really hate Thomas Jefferson.
Bring it on, Donny. Bring it on. Asshole doesn&#039;t realize there&#039;s exactly one doorman between him and everybody on the street.
Trump going bust would fatally schaden my freude.
So long as there are relgious nuts out there, we&#039;re gonna have to waste time and engergy slapping them down. It&#039;s annoying as hell, but they never learn and never shut the fuck up, because <i> religion.</i>
I&#039;ve been following the NYT site, and it&#039;s almost comical how slow they are to call states for either candidate. NBC is painting the map on the ice at Rock Center, and the NYT is still going &quot;Ummm, maybe, but we&#039;re not <i>entirely</i> sure that it&#039;s matematically certain...&quot;
His people looked into it, and he can&#039;t believe what they found.
The USA is their last refuge on this planet, which is why they&#039;re so fucking rabid. They know they&#039;re cornered, with no place to go, and they really think it&#039;s going to come down to Mad Max scenes at their compounds in the desert. Watch as ammo sales soar off the charts.
Seeing him demoted to AM radio would be so sweet.
Is this the scene where Bamz blows the doors open, and voters invade Mitt&#039;s secret underground headquarters and everything starts blowing up?
Word.
With votes.
Nah, Ahnuld changed sides. Mitt&#039;s more Freddie Kruger.