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Vienna Woods's avatar

I showed "Glory" to my US history class. A week or so later, someone mentioned Denzel Washington as being in it. Girl with terminal case of blonde looked puzzled and asked "Which one was he?" Laughing, another student said, "He was the black one."

Ok, maybe you had to be there. Never mind.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=nk1h6g8rMyI" target="_blank">This?</a>

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malsperanza's avatar

I plan to celebrate by using the last of my Nixon stamps and Nixon envelopes. <a href="http://www.beyondsatire.us/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.beyondsatire.us/files/nixonenv_500x239...">http://www.beyondsatire.us/...

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fuflans's avatar

no fucking joke. (i'm trying to get a contract job here to help roll out ACA - so many assholes in red states are trying to block it - want to fight back.).

still!! nice to remember nice things for a bit.

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bobbert's avatar

That was nice, wasn't it?

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bobbert's avatar

EPA, yes.

Balanced budget, no (except for '69, which was really LBJ's last budget).

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bobbert's avatar

Friend of mine had a heart attack and quad bypass earlier this summer, and was able to go visit his grandkids (some hours away) a month later.

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bobbert's avatar

Bubba is still a better speechifier (you notice the repeated references to "the gates", and the rather sneaky reference to "common core"), but Jimmeh is just fucking real.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Sirens at ELEVEN!!1!

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

"No one ever asked to see Dr. King's birth certificate!" -if President Romney were speaking today

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Boner and Cuntor were invited, but of course declined.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Yep, I use it as a place where I can go touch the stuff I buy on Amazon Prime. It's BB's fault for killing all the other stores off. Now they're stuck competing with WalMart.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Inspirer of different kinds of dreams.

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fuflans's avatar

clinton told republicans to go fuck themselves.

i hope bamz does too.

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jqheywood's avatar

I hate Illinois nazis....

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Awwww, poor puggies. They're wonderful dogs, but genetic basketcases deformed by man's madness.

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