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Lily412's avatar

Yes! Midge is still around, I believe.

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Jamoche 🇺🇦's avatar

Now he can be all the other frat bros too.

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Lily412's avatar

Found a recent one: http://www.thebarbiecollect...

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

There must be a lot of extra Chinese-made too-long red ties that Spicey could snag as a going-away (or get-the-fuck-out) parting gift.

He could tape it to his penis or whatever that tiny, peanut-shaped thing he has down there.

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

Tell Mr. B. I want my shirt back.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Farts LIBELZ!!!!11!!1!!!111!1,!11!1asdfg;lkj!!!,!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

They are all Date Rape Ken.

The only question is which one is Dahmer Ken and which one is Bundy Ken.

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peteywheats's avatar

I feel sorry for the Zodiac Killer. It's a lot of work murdering all those people all the time, plus making all those pictograms.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Empathy does not equal sympathy. DC'ver Spicer knew it was a shitty job working for a shitty person and he took it anyway.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I bought a Ken doll on sale for a buck or so many years ago because I wanted to make a mummy. I had the medical gauze and was going to soak it in tea and I had two little red gems for the eyes...but before I started our son wanted a doll for something and there it went.

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HazooToo's avatar

Ok they still don't have real hair, but that's a good thing, because doll hair that short would be fucking ridiculous. And those look pretty good!

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sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

If you pull his string, he says "well... actually" and tells you why Bernie would have won.

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boll ocks's avatar

I just Bannon'ed in my pants. Time for a shower.

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