I bought a Ken doll on sale for a buck or so many years ago because I wanted to make a mummy. I had the medical gauze and was going to soak it in tea and I had two little red gems for the eyes...but before I started our son wanted a doll for something and there it went.
Yes! Midge is still around, I believe.
What A Idiot.
Now he can be all the other frat bros too.
Found a recent one: http://www.thebarbiecollect...
There must be a lot of extra Chinese-made too-long red ties that Spicey could snag as a going-away (or get-the-fuck-out) parting gift.
He could tape it to his penis or whatever that tiny, peanut-shaped thing he has down there.
Tell Mr. B. I want my shirt back.
Farts LIBELZ!!!!11!!1!!!111!1,!11!1asdfg;lkj!!!,!
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They are all Date Rape Ken.
The only question is which one is Dahmer Ken and which one is Bundy Ken.
I feel sorry for the Zodiac Killer. It's a lot of work murdering all those people all the time, plus making all those pictograms.
Empathy does not equal sympathy. DC'ver Spicer knew it was a shitty job working for a shitty person and he took it anyway.
I bought a Ken doll on sale for a buck or so many years ago because I wanted to make a mummy. I had the medical gauze and was going to soak it in tea and I had two little red gems for the eyes...but before I started our son wanted a doll for something and there it went.
Ok they still don't have real hair, but that's a good thing, because doll hair that short would be fucking ridiculous. And those look pretty good!
If you pull his string, he says "well... actually" and tells you why Bernie would have won.
https://m.youtube.com/watch...
I just Bannon'ed in my pants. Time for a shower.