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<a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/newtbribe.jpg" target="_blank">This is a start.</a>

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I hear Paul Ryan puts out on the first date, though.

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It was QVC for Repubican bumper stickers.

"Give me liberty or give me death (by having no health insurance)" -- Ron Paul

"Those young girls should have a choice about vaccinations (but no choice about abortion)" -- Michele Bachmann

"Social Security was one of the mistakes made in the 1930s and 1940s (by the treasonous Greatest Generation)" -- Rick Perry

"Batack Obama is scarier than us (and we're pretty scary)" -- Newt Gingrich

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Tyrannosaurus Rex or GTFO blasphemer.

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Which one? There are so many. Can they all be stupidest? OH yeah, it's a tea party debate/bumper stick shout-out/fap-fest.

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i hope you're right. they must have said a billion times "we tried stimulus and it didn't work". But we tried tax cuts and they made things worse. Deregulated banking, made things worse. Laissez faire health insurance made things worse. But that's all the Repubicans have to offer. (Plus laws against immigrants, muslims, abortion, gays, voting.)

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I agree with you.<br /><br /><br />If you heard Blitzer's hypothetical about who should pay when someone has no insurance, then Ron Paul's \"let 'em die\" answer (to cheers) ... well, what if the hypothetical is a child who's parents choose no insurance. Who pays? In the TP, Ron Paul cheering world, no one pays and the child dies. Liberty! Freedom! Assholes! Trillions for security but nothing for defense against sickness.<br /><br /><br />True story: My wife was in a car crash. She was banged up and had a broken shoulder. Three days in the hospital including ER and overnight in intensive care = $50,000. The burn rate of hospital care is astonishing. Lives are at stake.These people are very cavalier about the costs and consequences of their policy ideas.

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And now the analysis, I'm heading for the fridge.

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Bachmann says she would bring her copy of the Declaration of Independence if she gets elected. She should definitely find out if they have "the internet" at the White House. Then she could pick something better.

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FOX NEWS to accuse CNN of trying to make the GOP candidates look like a bunch of stupid retards in 3.....2.......1.......

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i said this earlier: wonketteria get blingee on that thing.

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yeah the economist pointed out this week that barry is in serious re-election trouble.

except for the republican field.

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oh yes.

did i say it made me cry far more than republicans?

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Amy gives me a chubby.

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i don't think that was really a debate.

i'm pretty sure that end times.

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