Liveblogging Obama's 'Milk Cows Come Home To Roost' Speech In Iowa
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Barack Obama has gotten his tushy thoroughly handed to him in Kentucky, and there are no results from Oregon yet, so there's only one thing he can do: declare overall victory in Iowa! He has won a majority of pledged delegates, you see, although Hillary has declared a lead in the popular vote -- which she determined by not counting caucus votes and counting Florida and Michigan instead. But whatever! Men suck! Barry can't *really* declare total victory, because that would be Sexist! What kind of vague victory will he declare? Let's find out!
Liveblogging Obama's 'Milk Cows Come Home To Roost' Speech In Iowa
Liveblogging Obama's 'Milk Cows Come Home To…
Liveblogging Obama's 'Milk Cows Come Home To Roost' Speech In Iowa
Barack Obama has gotten his tushy thoroughly handed to him in Kentucky, and there are no results from Oregon yet, so there's only one thing he can do: declare overall victory in Iowa! He has won a majority of pledged delegates, you see, although Hillary has declared a lead in the popular vote -- which she determined by not counting caucus votes and counting Florida and Michigan instead. But whatever! Men suck! Barry can't *really* declare total victory, because that would be Sexist! What kind of vague victory will he declare? Let's find out!