I would like to welcome you all to my first ever Wonkette liveblog of anything ever except for those three years that I was secretly running the entire site but pretending I was white people! ARE YOU READY TO HEAR PEOPLE REFERENCE BUILDING THAT OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN??? I'm sure you are.
He needs only to walk out onstage, stand there for a few seconds - and he'll get 39% of the popular vote, minimum. In a just and decent world, every lie would reduce that number.
Bad digital hair day for Romney: he's on MySpace, Obama's on Reddit, then he 'buys' a Twitter trend while Barack Obama trends free.
wonkette, sarcasm, you know?
Or a smart thing on the conservatard forums. They really hate that.
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We have been cheated of the local Craigslist M4M ads, which is like a tradition or something.
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Have we made 1000 yet?
I gave up hours ago and have been watching Grimm on DVD and quilting. Probably a much better use of my time.
He needs only to walk out onstage, stand there for a few seconds - and he'll get 39% of the popular vote, minimum. In a just and decent world, every lie would reduce that number.
<i>For some reason, these people LOVED the &ldquo;ship sailing on yesterday&rsquo;s wind&rdquo; line.</i>
BREAKING - New wind for classic 19th Century American exceptionalism !
Romney Ryan Right Wing Roadkill
Bad digital hair day for Romney: he&#039;s on MySpace, Obama&#039;s on Reddit, then he &#039;buys&#039; a Twitter trend while Barack Obama trends free.
ok mittens better bring some game cause the last two nights have splaned why dems are in the white house.
what a fucking waste of time.
The stereotypical faults of Big Gubmint must be protected from the commie President who wants to correct the stereotypical faults of Big Gubmint.
wow that was pretty fucking bad.
Did the lying fuck use that comprehensively debunked lie AGAIN?
They&#039;re convinced their base will vote against the black guy, no matter how delusional they get, aren&#039;t they?
Irony is still as dead as Breitbart.
that was so bad chicago public radio just went to the &#039;third coast&#039; discussing chicago accents.
wtf?