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"Sheldon Whitehouse now. Luckily these are going faster."

"2:44: Goddamn how did we get back to Marsha Blackburn so fast?"

Huh

Almost as if 4 minutes is a significantly shorter period of time than 7 minutes

Weird

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(jk)

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The difference between Bondi and Gaetz is, like it or not, she has the chops for the gig. Oh, and she’s better looking. You don’t have to change the channels during an AG presser, just hit “mute”.

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✉️ 𝗔𝗻 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝗟𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗣𝗮𝗺 𝗕𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗶, 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽’𝘀 𝗣𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗔𝘁𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗻𝗲𝘆 𝗚𝗲𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹

𝙒𝙝𝙮 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝘾𝙤𝙧𝙧𝙪𝙥𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣, 𝘾𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙪𝙨𝙞𝙤𝙣, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘾𝙤𝙢𝙥𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙈𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙐𝙣𝙛𝙞𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝘼𝙩𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝙂𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡

https://patricemersault.substack.com/p/an-open-letter-to-pam-bondi-trumps

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Amazing that every one of Trump's nominees is worse than every other one.

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But they’ll get the votes and we’re going to have to live with it.

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Ta, Evan. I. Just. Can't. Even.

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Cutting to the chase, Pam Blondie is a lying liar.

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We're getting an AG that makes the Keebler Elf one look good in comparison, aren't we?

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𝘛𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘑𝘰𝘴𝘩 𝘏𝘢𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘺 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘩 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘵 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘦𝘯𝘴

Totally stealing "pet fuckchickens"

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I normally spell Eric's last name as Schitt.

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She’s a shoe-in…

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Did anybody ask Pam Bondi about that hilarious time she took a $25,000 bribe from Donald Trump in return for her dropping Florida's fraud investigation into the Trump Foundation?

There are those among us who price our integrity at a higher value than that, just sayin'.

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Seriously…$30,000 or GTFO.

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No kidding. We've established the lady's morals. Now we're just negotiating price.

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a. Wouldn’t someone who is SO fucking ignorant, i.e. “I don’t know anything about that thing which has been in the news like 675 times,” sort of be a poor choice in a position where you need to know what’s going on, just a little? Or is the answer “She’ll have staff for that”?

ii. Also seemingly disqualifying: Despite the history of Assmouth’s AGs, she thinks she won’t be tossed under the bus in a HOT SECOND if she disobeys whatever cheeseburger farts come out of his Assmouth. So…ignorant AND dumb as dogshit. But pretty, so honestly she probably has a better chance than most of sticking the landing.

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It's always amazing how Rethugs can conveniently "forget" things that everybody else knows.

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I wondered why they don’t flip that on her- wondering if she has the intellectual heft to head DOJ is she is so uninformed about current issues.

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Unfortunately that falls in the category of “being mean,” which most of our elected libtards aren’t good at. They need to step up.

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Satire is all very well but where is the smoking gun: her bald faced lie about never having heard the taped call from Trump asking the Georgia elections official to 'find' 11000 plus votes. This, if you will recall Pam, led to T's first impeachment. It is possible that some anti- tech, off the grid, recluse MIGHT not have heard the tape or of the tape...but the nominee for AG???

She is a liar and a dumb one at that. It would have been bullshit to say she thought Trump meant that some votes hadn't been counted, but it would have been a tad more plausible.

You need plausible Pam. She is a liar. .

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She also "never heard" about Trump saying "immigrants are poisoning the blood of this country." Every last Trumper is a horrible person.

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That's actually Chuck Grassley's fossil - animated entirely by atrazine, a sense of subservience, and tribal hatred.

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That's an off-label use of atrazine but seems accurate.

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He has a helper person who sits with him in the Senate to wake him up.

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The diaper changer?

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Katie Britt just said she had to get her children to explain to her what “gaslighting” is.

Does she think it’s slang like “skibidi”?

The film came out in 1944.

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Would have gone better if they just had Ridgeway asking the questions.

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She says she didn't know what the term meant. I bet her children were able to convince her that, in reality, she did know and had always known.

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I happened to pass through the room where the TV was on and heard a bit of the first exchange with Schiff. She was pretty defensive.

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