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Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

Become a teacher- but not in Ohio, there are no teaching jobs here.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

"Become a teacher."

As a teacher....fuck that shit....there's already enough of us that are looking for work because of budget cuts.

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Kathy Proctor wants everyone to know that's her.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Even though I am cross-stitching your response with my bitter tears, that comment will keep me warm for many a winter's night. Thank ye lass.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Geez...PBS can't shut up about when the "Frontline" rerun that was pre-empted by this will be on with their screen crawl....

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HOORAY FOR NO MORE OIL SUBSIDIES!!!

(Why am I the only one cheering?)

Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

Yeah, fuck No Child Left Behind!

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"Hi....I'm Lamar Alexander. I was once the Secretary of Education. I was also governor of Tennessee. Now I'm a senator. I suck at every job I've ever had."

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No thanks...It's a couple of seconds ahead of my digital TV feed, so it sounds like Barry is in some kind of time vortex.

fuflans's avatar

i think the biden / boehner vehicle would be 'endgame', no?

Jan_in_the_pan's avatar

What you don't see is that they are ball tagging each other behind that table. Hence the tears.

BarackMyWorld's avatar

"Internet....you're damn right...BURP!!"

-drunken Al Gore watching at home.

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Anyone know which cabinet member won the honor of becoming acting president if everyone else gets nuked tonight?

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Obama is too liberal like Matthews is too sane.

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One of the benefits of being near retirement...you can tell the truth and people will just chalk it up to being a cranking old man.