Liveblogging The GOP Idiots Debating How To Ruin Christmas, Forever
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We hear this is the "last" GOP debate of the year, but then again we also once believed Santa Claus was for real, so... who knows? What is for FACT is that we will be crawling into a closet to sob when this thing is over, because that is how we usually "come down" from these sorts of bad drug trips, and then maybe stay there for another four hundred years or however long it takes for anti-matter to finally win the universe-wide war on "existence." Wouldn't that be kind of cool, for once? Anyhow, that would require some "science" to happen, so... no luck tonight! Let's gather round the 'puter screens to watch Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich peck each other's eyes out as Rick Perry forgets ...what will be it this time? His last name, maybe? EXCITEMENT. Here we go!
Liveblogging The GOP Idiots Debating How To Ruin Christmas, Forever
Liveblogging The GOP Idiots Debating How To…
Liveblogging The GOP Idiots Debating How To Ruin Christmas, Forever
We hear this is the "last" GOP debate of the year, but then again we also once believed Santa Claus was for real, so... who knows? What is for FACT is that we will be crawling into a closet to sob when this thing is over, because that is how we usually "come down" from these sorts of bad drug trips, and then maybe stay there for another four hundred years or however long it takes for anti-matter to finally win the universe-wide war on "existence." Wouldn't that be kind of cool, for once? Anyhow, that would require some "science" to happen, so... no luck tonight! Let's gather round the 'puter screens to watch Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich peck each other's eyes out as Rick Perry forgets ...what will be it this time? His last name, maybe? EXCITEMENT. Here we go!