Here is your "GOP debate blingee" which, you know, hang in there. Your furriner editor is new at the blingee thing. SO HERE WE GO. Tonight's debate is in New Hampshire, where Michele Bachmann last changed American history . Why was Sarah Palin trying to
Well, my level of pigmentation only allows me to attain a certain level of non-niggerishness. I was lacking sagging jeans, my gun, backwards hat, platinum medallions, etc, so I thought I was good. I had even been drinking all-American patriot approved PBRs. But whatever, fuck those kids
Did they ask any "let me see a show of hands who hates science / loves Jeebus" questions? I like seeing the candidates raising their hands. Like morons.
If anyone based the status of the country on what these dimwits are saying tonight the solution to our problems would be to nuke the states and let the roaches have a turn. Gah!
<i>&quot;Hermann Cain wants to test new job applicants about the Constitution, which means no one will ever have a job in America, ever again.&quot;</i>
Well, my level of pigmentation only allows me to attain a certain level of non-niggerishness. I was lacking sagging jeans, my gun, backwards hat, platinum medallions, etc, so I thought I was good. I had even been drinking all-American patriot approved PBRs. But whatever, fuck those kids
why is my wonkette feed backward?
or is it the alcohol?
Of course she does.
I actually could fuck off of him, kinda use him as a footrest, for traction, you know?
Did they ask any &quot;let me see a show of hands who hates science / loves Jeebus&quot; questions? I like seeing the candidates raising their hands. Like morons.
It&#039;s the &quot;Does this dress make me look fat?&quot; question. There is no right answer. You can&#039;t win.
President Bachmann? I&#039;m having nightmares tonight.
Newt sure knows a lot of facts. Every other sentence starts with &quot;The fact is *state bullshit here*...&quot;
If anyone based the status of the country on what these dimwits are saying tonight the solution to our problems would be to nuke the states and let the roaches have a turn. Gah!
Mrs. Bachmann, sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
don&#039;t appluad the Newt you idiots. You will only encourage him.
<i>&quot;Hermann Cain wants to test new job applicants about the Constitution, which means no one will ever have a job in America, ever again.&quot;</i>
Smaller, less intrusive government!
7-pages??? WTF?!?!
Clean Coal? that demands a drink.
Mittens seems to be cleaning up in the &quot;least idiotic&quot; category tonight.
Bachmann is not the tail.